May 2025 Roadmap + 20% Off $10 Tier until May 12th

Greetings! Thank you all to all those who stuck with me this turbulent last month. Between my damaged ear and my health wake-up call, I spent the last two weeks quietly retooling things to run more efficiently without slaving at my desk 7 days a week.

With the $10 Tier being more of an "All-Access" tier, including naughtier audios like the Kobeni and Power audio, and independently financed audios (commissions, pet projects), I wanted to kick things off with a 20% discount on the tier. As May was the month I was born, the first two weeks of May, you can join for 20% off! If anyone wants to hear everything I do, not just the page-funded things, then consider joining now!

As mentioned previously, I will be scheduling projects a week in advance, not through the month like before. But this month I can at least guarantee that the following projects will be released, as the vocals have been paid well in advance with an ETA on vocals that is within the month. Moving forward, I will spend more time with the voice directing and casting, as well as refining scripts to communicate better with VAs, so I will prioritize what is ready to come out over what I can fit into the schedule.

• May 1st: Suggestion Box Poll goes live at 6:00 PM EST. Since I had so much success paying for all vocals a month in advance, I will start doing polls in anticipation of the next month. If you have any suggestions you haven't written down in the suggestion box, or DMed to me, please do so before 6:00 PM today. Additionally: ShyLily's Quadruple Poop Soup Deluxe is available for only $1! You can listen to the 8m 27s audio and enjoy four still images based on the audio right now!

• May 4th-9th: Felix, Rem, & Ram goes live. I decided to get some retakes, and I am happy to announce that @AkujiSaitoVA was willing to step in to play Ram on short notice, so I am excited for everyone to hear them again.

• May 12th: Princess Zelda, a personal project of mine, will go live May 12th to coincide with two very special birthdays - mine, and the game it's inspired by. I'm fairly insistent on this date as the release date.

• May 19th-23rd: Untitled Super Smash Bros. Audio goes live.

• May 26th-30th: Konosuba - A Panty-Staining Struggle For This Idiotic Trio goes live.

Any other scripts (comms, naughty, and pet projects) have no set deadline for the month, and are released when they are ready.

Here's hoping this month, things get back on track. Hot Ramen Audios is a difficult operation to run, and relies on trust and support from all of you. The kindness I have received over the last two weeks has been overwhelming, and I cannot thank you all enough.