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Tsunade's Spicy Shits
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Lady Tsunade hits the bar to drown her sorrows after a hard day's work (gambling). To her assistant Shizune's horror, the drunken Hokage starts belching and farting wildly, disturbing the other patrons... until things start to move down south. Now immobilized by stomach ...
2026-02-13 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAll Access Audio Poll #2 - RESULTS
You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the number of votes it gets. For example, an audio with 40 votes will have a ~$360 budget! However, only the winner will be made. If an audio isn't doable within that budget, I can either pay out of pocket to get it done, ask for additional funding, or default the audio into next...
2026-02-07 23:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostOpen Commission (1/1 Slots)
HotRamenAudios is taking commissions! Or... Commission (singular). If you're interested in your very own audio, please submit a proposal via the JotForm.
I will keep the slot open until I decide which idea to fill it with. In the unlikely sit...
2026-02-02 02:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostShoyu Audio Suggestion Box #2
EDIT: Free Members can now comment properly. I have updated the post to allow suggestions from Free and Paid Members. I had forgotten that setting the access to "Everyone" does not allow comments by Free Members. The box's length will be extended. in tandem
The following suggestion box is open to all members, free and paid. Voting will only be conducted by paid members. I will select 3 TO 4 ideas that I feel would make for exceptional audios. Some advice before you make...
2026-02-01 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostFebruary 2026 Plans
Good morning, and happy February.
This month marks the start of what I hope will be a weekly release schedule. Due to a small delay in the release of Midnight and Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency, I will be targeting February 4th or February 6th for my first release of the month. It will be a bit of a tight deadline, as my personal life got in the way of work. But I will do my best to meet it. I...
2026-02-01 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMidnight & Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency!
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The cafeteria food at U.A. Academy is no joke. Midnight and Mt. Lady end up stuck in an elevator with a mighty urge to unload. Is there any hope for these heroines to make it to...
2026-01-28 23:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostRosalina Feeds a Hungry Luma Farts + Fart Inflation Alt
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Rosalina's stricken with nasty gas, all her poor Lumas are left to suffer the stink. When a Hungry Luma arrives, tempted by a "funky aroma," Rosalina puts its mouth to use. Bu...
2026-01-19 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostMid-Month Check In ("Where's The Content?")
So, it's the 15th and there's no audios yet. Why is that?
As mentioned in a post about my Top 5 audios of 2025, I have been focused on writing and making improvements to my speed and workflow. There's really never a great time to do this sort of thing, because it takes days-to-weeks to do properly, but the top of the year is as good a time as any, and all relevant changes are in place. Last year, barely I ke...
2026-01-15 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostChanges to Posting - Addressing Patreon Terms of Service
Patreon has been more strict regarding their terms of service as of late. With an update to 18+ TOS, their tolerance for cheeks being out on display without monetary exchange has gotten much lower, and I've seen more and more reports of member and user bans, often without clear a reason. I'll be changing the way I handle new uploads moving forward, and experimenting with what I can and cannot do to keep my posts visible to my free members.
For the moment, I will be prioritizing the pag...
2026-01-11 01:06:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy Top 5 Audios of 2025
I decided while taking a break to focus on writing new scripts and developing my backlog that I should revisit my audios from 2025 to see if I can glean any info to improve my work moving forward. Sometimes I felt like I was slogging through a vast wasteland of mediocrity. At its worst, it was genuinely painful to hear what I considered passable for the time. But a few audios stood out as favorites, and provide a good model for the kind of work I hope to make more of in the coming year. 2026-01-09 23:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Updates & Thank You
Good afternoon, everyone.
Gabriel Dropout Progress
I didn't realize just how much the end of the year took out of me. I have slept for 9 to 11 hours a day since January 1st rolled around. I've done plenty of writing in-between, but to be honest I just do not have another audio over 10 minutes in me right now. Gabriel Dropout is shaping up to be as long as Umamusume, and I just need to chip away at it rather than throw my entire being at it right now, especially since it require...
2026-01-09 20:34:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon's Voice 2026 Survey
This survey will help me shape what kind of content I'll make outside of Patreon suggestions. You can fill it out via Google Forms here. I look forward to reading your responses!
2026-01-03 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHotRamenAudios 2025 Blooper Reel
"Bleh bleh bleh bleh"
MacStarVA
Through all the amazing performances you heard last year was a few amusing stumbles. The VAs have given me permission to share these fun moment with you all. So let's take a trip down memory lane, and hear the other side of my output from 2025!
2026-01-03 00:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostRoadmap for 2026
Happy New Year everyone!
It was a tumultuous first year as a full-time creator, but I learned so much doing it. Now I want to focus on doing what works best. I'll be outlining major goals and changes discussed in previous posts to centralize the info and solidify it.
Umamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots - Alts & Tweaks
First of all, Umamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots rele...
2026-01-01 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostUmamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots!
Listen to the full audio (13:00) on HotRamenAudios.com!
EDIT: I've made a few tweaks and adjustments to the audio for additional polish. If you haven't listened to the audio since its release I hope you will check it out. See if you can pick up on all the changes!
Happy New Year! Let's start the year of the horse off righ...
2026-01-01 04:53:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Gabriel Dropout Updates & Creating a Backlog
Gabriel Dropout
Despite her asking for time off, LecheryAmoreVA decided to power through and complete her lines for Vigne. I am extremely proud of her and her performance and I am excited for you all to hear it. However, in anticipation of her not being able to turn the vocals in, I had finished another audio project to go up in its place, including paying an artist for a thumbnail.
To be honest, the stress of the whole scenario has me exhausted, and I am going to take the fact...
2025-12-24 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAll-Access Audio Poll #1 - RESULTS
Life is a nightmare but we keep rolling! Let's get into next month's big audio.
You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the number of votes it gets. For example, an audio with 40 votes will have a ~$360 budget! However, only the winner will be made. If an audio isn't doable within that budget, I can either pay o...
2025-12-23 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post(UPDATE) - Christmas Audio Delay
The actress playing Vigne in my Christmas Audio, @LecheryAmoreVA, informed me last night that she'll be taking a break for her own well-being. While she'd like to get her lines done this month, it wouldn't be within the next three days.
As always, I hope you can be humane about this. She's struggling mentally and physically at this time, an...
2025-12-22 15:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post