March Audio Poll Results

Thank you to all who participated in the poll! Let's take a moment to go over the results, and what they mean.

3rd: Pomni is forced to eat all the burgers Ragatha messes up. Messing & Toilet alts planned - 31 Votes

2nd: Jane Doe and Tomiya handcuffed. Tomiya sits between Jane's legs on the toilet, Tomiya with diarrhea, Jane with a solid dump. - 32 Votes

1st: Palutena hogs the toilet with diarrhea. A line of Smash Bros. girls forms outside, and they all end up messing. - 36 Votes

The audios will come out in reverse order of popularity to ensure the most popular audio has the most time and budget. With ShyLily on the 1st, and Miku on the 8th, that means Pomni will be out on the 15th, Jane Doe on the 22nd, and Palutena on the 29th.

Funded By Patrons

Sons of Calydon ruin the Starloop bathroom. Lucy/Caesar play battleshits, Burnice has explosive diarrhea, Piper poops in the sink. - 26 votes

• Thanks to Patron Anthony Gigglioti and an Anonymous patron.

Tohru takes a hyper dump in Kobayashi's toilet while Kobayashi is in the shower. - 16 votes

• Thanks to Patron GlockFox

Franziska spikes Maya Fey food and withholds the bathroom to get her to reveal critical case info so she can beat Phoenix. - 16 votes

• Thanks to Patron JohnnyC

As these are Patron funded, they will be produced when convenient for all parties and worked on in the background of the more immediate winners.

The Fate Of All The Rest. 

If an idea is labeled "Proceed" it means it will be produced for one reason or another. "Consider" means I would need to carefully, well, consider if its worth doing or doable at a reasonable price. And "Pass" means it's not happening unless someone ponies up.

CONSIDER: Samus (Super Metroid) recounts a desperate mission in the style of the game's intro. Messing & Toilet Alts planned. - 21 Votes

•  The focus on narration for this one would be costly, depending on the actress playing Samus. It would come down to casting in the end.

PASS: Bayonetta weaves through traffic on a motorcycle, farting up a storm, to reach a bathroom that can handle an Umbra Witch's dump. - 11 Votes.

• Too little interest for me to be asking a bunch of new VAs who can play Bayonetta if they're open to do scat porn.

CONSIDER: Ann, Haru, and Makoto wreck the Big Bang Burger bathroom. Makoto clogs the toilet, Ann uses the sink, Haru uses a garbage can. - 22 votes.

• Multiple characters will always be costly, but it depends on who I cast as whom if it's worth the cost to interest or not.

PROCEED: Lazei Comic Adaptation: Satsuki and Ryuko play battleshits. Hyperscat and Hypergas. - 28 Votes

• 4th place is not shabby at all, and it wouldn't cost much either.

CONSIDER: Amanozako and Super Pixie have a gassy turn-based battle. Facefarting, facesitting, and face messing. - 13 Votes

• I do not know how to explain this other than "self indulgence saves." It's one I genuinely want to do, and the script is inexpensive, so scheduling it out so as not to eat into the budget of other audios is the deciding factor.

PASS: Gallica is sick of Hulkenberg complaining about her noisy wings, so she farts into her ears and mouth in retaliation. - 7 Votes.

• MelissaAlliVevo and I wanted to collaborate on this, but the Hulkenberg VA dropped out under me. It seems that due to lack of interest, it may have been for the best. It gives her time to focus on her own Webtoon.

CONSIDER: Pearl takes Amethyst's place in an eating contest, suffering horrible gas throughout and diarrhea after. - 17 Votes.

• If I can find time to do a re-write that would cost less, I will bump this up to Proceed.

Please comment on the results to let me know why you voted the way you did. For example, if you liked a character, but not the scenario, please be sure to let me know so that I don't get the wrong idea. Any pieces you would be willing to fund yourself in the Consider or Pass pile, feel free to comment or DM me. You might just salvage the project!

Voting matters, and I appreciate your perspectives, but keep in mind that the ultimate deciding vote is money, so I hope you can all understand the results!