Script Head-to-Head: Trucy Wright VS Lammy VS Tron Bonne

Welcome to the first Script Head-to-Head! Please read the scripts and vote on your favorite! You can only choose one.

I decided to use three characters in scenarios that would likely never win a poll. I promise not all scripts moving forward will contain esoteric 90s Playstation waifus or be generally generally as bizarre.

You can also read the synopsis below, if you're lazy.

#1: Trucy's Wright's Dirty Trick.

Trucy Wright dazzles the patrons of the Wonder Bar with a unique magic trick. After making all sorts of foreign objects appear with her Magic Panties, she intends to make a sizeable mess disappear. Unfortunately, she's packing a bigger load than expected, and the mess proves too big to clean up with her magic, leaving the audience disappointed and Trucy humiliated. Short but Sweet.

Estimated Budget: $36.96 (0.28 cents per word)

#2: Lammy - Paying Customers Only

Lammy wakes up with just fifteen minutes until Milkcan is supposed to take the stage. In her rush out the door she forgets to use the bathroom. As several cliched scatological visual innuendos fuel her desperation, she rushes to a convenience store to use their toilet. But the bathroom is for paying customers only. Lammy forgot her wallet, so the clerk suggests she busk for some quick cash. Out on the street corner, Lammy plays for a crowd of onlookers, but stomach aches and gas make her mess up her song. But she refuses to give up and pushes through her stomach aches to win back the crowd and scores enough cash to pay for a stick of gum and enter the bathroom. She takes a hefty, solid dump in the filthy bathroom and makes it in time for the concert. She feels the urge to go again before taking the stage, but knowing she can play through a stomach ache, she decides the show must go on.

Estimated Budget: $85 - $105

$40-60 (LHeart) as Lammy

78 - 19.88 (MacStarVA, Minimum of $25) as Clerk

50 - $20 (AkujiSaitoVA) as Katy Kat

Guitarist - Unknown Cost

#3: Tron Bonne - I Got No Title And I Must Scream 

Sky Pirate Tron Bonne and her Servebots break into a museum on Ryship Island to ransack the place. Tron's stomach begins to ache. Unfortunately one of the Servebots trips an alarm and the police arrive on scene to check things out. Tron and the Servebots hide among the statues and must remain perfectly still as officer Denise Marmalade searches the building. Tron can't stop farting, and her gas echoes through the museum, almost leading Denise to her. Tron gets lucky, however, when Denise is hit with a stomach ache of her own and rushes to the bathroom. Listening to Denise drop a load fuels Tron's desperation. Unable to hold it any longer, Tron plucks an antique vase worth thousands of Zenny and uses it as a toilet. She tries to stay quiet, but a groan escapes her lips and Denise hears it from behind the bathroom door. Denise recognizes her voice, and states her intention to arrest her once she's done in the bathroom. Tron pushes with all her might to finish her dump before Denise can, and finishes just barely ahead of Denise. As she hears the toilet flush, Tron decides to beat a retreat, leaving all the antiques, and forgoes wiping herself.