A Wild Night in SHINJUKU - BONUS CLIPS!

The vid of Ryan using the Bedet is iconic

kezzaa

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087Alfred

i love you too

dogfruit01

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Aiden Taorei

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Sack Dragger

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Ariael

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GonzoGuerilla

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majoras mask

these japan vids make me so happy, comfort series

Elijah Douville

you guys were BRIGHT red lol

Dylan

Why do I always re watch these videos lol

Noah De Longhi

my balls itch

And that's it for this Nintendo direct, now I have to get back to shitting on my 3DS

Noah May

hey matt get married again and divorced again HA

Travis

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Real talk, someone walking by at just throwing up and leaving makes a lot more sense than someone pouring rice in the street.

Oliver

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Does anyone know what phone stabilizer they use?

Adam Janovsky

They use Soundsnap for most of their sound effects so that would be my guess

Isabella Cortesi

I needed this XD

Hey guys, I’m just a homie making some videos and the hardest thing for me is finding sound effects like those you use. They’re always hilarious and add that wonderful touch. You know that one that you use in “the guys climb a mountain?” The “that’s hollywood one?” Do you know where I could find it?

Luke

i keep having nightmares about you guys chasing me down

Mads Dalelio

STOP!!!

Mads Dalelio

Yes, yes, yes. Daddy likes.

eggsamillion

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Grats lads!

Grevok Katsuo

Congrats on 700k subs!

Nicktree

You guys should do a jackbox.tv stream with patrons and turn it into a video!

nullport

yesyesyes daddy like!!!

CrustyJay

its just dumb stinky drunk boys being cute af <3 good shit good shit

Anxious Roadkill

Just used my dad’s credit card to be a patron! As long as I explain I did it for Christian reasons I can still play fortnite until 9 pm with you guys!

lots of joocy butt clips ;]

analmistakes

You lovely boys should do some shit with freddie. I've been loving seeing him on Matt's insta stories and vise versa

also dropping here intoxicated af to say that ur guises laughs cure my depression if only for a few minutes

Lydia

drunk karaoke, pls do more of that

Lydia

Some of the shots in this are legitimately great, like the one with matt alone with the dunkey song, very nice indeed boys

Ben

Ryan your hair is stunning dude

defaultnobody

Is it just me or do we the patrons deserve to see matt and Ryan's cock and balls uncensored

AACluks

SIR

also f

Amanda

amazing ! looks very fun lads i hope you can go again soon

Amanda

I'll choke your fucking face if you say that again

agreed

Keyes Miller

I fucking love Titty Bars!

Keyes Miller

Damn Matthew, that umbrella was more broken than my parents’ marriage

EDDBOY

Five big ones well spent

SelfDep

Guys we need to start the twitter hashtag #verifymatt

very nice indeed

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Coochie Connoissuer

daddy likes

Jordan Sawan

Hey I can't do this anymore

Bacchanalien

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Grevok Katsuo

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Weebs

Robert

I feel closer to Ryan after experiencing a shit with him 🤔

girlfried

this shit rules

Luke Voelker

Love u bois

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Ryan Fallmann

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Luke Hall

the best part was ryan reviewing the toilet. also F

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yo mama

Kevin House

Copy/pasting here because it needs readdressing: Here's what we know: on April 25th, 2017, SuperMega uploaded a video to their channel. The video is titled "3 GUYS JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME (ft. Oney)" and is four minutes, thirty-one seconds long. In the video, Matt and Ryan (from SuperMega) are exploring Glendale with their close friend Chris O'Neill. Two minutes and five seconds into the video, the cute little boys find some sort of substance adjacent to a plant. All of this is objective; you cannot contest the truth value of these statements. We do not know what type of plant it is, we do not know where the plant is located, and - most importantly - we do not know what this substance actually is. Consequently, there is so much missing information necessary for a proper understanding of the context that we cannot know beyond a reasonable doubt whether this is rice or vomit. We can, however, use what we know about the substance to form a sound theory about its contents. Let’s begin by considering rice. Rice is a starchy food substance that is frequently utilized in Latin and Asian cuisine. Many of the staple dishes from these areas incorporate rice or are served with a side of rice. Rice is filling, and it’s relatively affordable to produce. Contrariwise, there’s puke. Not a food item at all, puke is usually the result of eating. Puke can occur as a result of overeating or eating foods that contain harmful bacteria. The actual act of hurling is an “involuntary, forceful expulsion of the contents of one's stomach through the mouth and sometimes the nose” (Tintinalli). While puking is not considered common, it is not altogether unusual to witness someone vomiting in public. Given our newfound understanding of rice and puke, our knowledge of the substance’s origin remains inadequate for our pursuit. Yes, we have considered the general traits of rice and puking, two ideas that once seemed only vaguely unrelated. But what of the substance itself? How are we to identify the composition of this substance without using our sense to conduct a physical inspection? The odds do indeed seem stacked against us. Let us turn instead, for just a moment, to the arguments raised by Matt and Ryan. Both men agree on the intention of the deposited substance. That is, the SuperMega boys believe that the person in whom’s possession the substance previously existed intended to dispose of the substance. This argument does not warrant further examination, for it would be almost impossible to confidently identify a circumstance in which the previous owner of the substance did not intend to dispose of it. Moreover, it would do little to help us understand the makeup of the substance. But while the arguments imply a mutual acceptance of this intentionality, the men proceeded to criticize one another for faulty arguments, arguments whose conclusions did not necessarily follow from their respective premises. On the one hand, Ryan, the champion of rice, purports that the substance must be rice because the owner no longer desired it. Logically, his argument might resemble the following form: 1) the owner of the substance wished to dispose of the substance, 2) when one wishes to dispose of a substance, they may do so on a plant, 3) when one wishes to dispose of a substance, they may not do so in the middle of the street), so 4) the substance that has been deposited of on the plant is rice. Matt, on the other hand, chooses to argue that the substance is actually vomit. His argument almost perfectly mimics Ryan’s: the substance must be vomit because it was inevitable the vomiter would vomit. The argument could be formalized as follows: 1) the owner of the substance necessarily had to dispose of the substance, 2) when one must vomit, they may do so on a plant, 3) when one must vomit, it is not socially acceptable to do so in the middle of the street, so 4) the substance that has been deposited of on the plant is vomit. While the remainder of Matt and Ryan’s argument devolves into a series of poorly executed reductio ad absurdum arguments (i.e. assuming that the substance is composed of the interlocuter's matter, the argument would be proven invalid), it is already apparent that the nuance in Matt’s argument will make for a better theory about the mysterious substance. Let’s continue our discussion by looking into those nuances now. Take premise 1 for example: “the owner of the substance necessarily had to dispose of the substance.” As noted in the definition of vomit mentioned above, vomiting is an “involuntary” expulsion. One does not choose where to vomit as they might choose a location at which to dispose of rice. Vomiting, in this instance and with this understanding of the context, actually explains one of the most perturbing unknown variables: the utterly illogical location of the substance. If one was about to vomit, they would have a finite amount of time to decide on where to vomit. Rice, on the other hand, carries with it no such immediate urgency. One might dispose of rice in a more leisurely pace, especially if they are reluctant because the rice of which they are disposing is, as Ryan callously describes, “delicious … with a bunch of sauce in it.” Now, the inherent urgency of vomiting has helped explain why one might do so in a senseless location, but not the location specific to this substance. The question remains: why would there be vomit in an alley? Why not vomit somewhere else just as illogical? We turn to premise 2 for elucidation: “when one must vomit, it is not socially acceptable to do so in the middle of the street.” When one vomits, one almost always intends to do so privately. Without postulating theories about why this is the case, we can turn to Professor Trevor Cox of the University of Salford's Acoustic Research Centre for enlightenment. In his study of the most unappealing sounds, he found "we are pre-programmed to be repulsed by horrible things such as vomiting” (University of Salford). This would explain the substance’s location. Disposing of leftover food items, on the other hand, is a socially acceptable act, one that is almost universally practiced by U.S. citizens. And so, it becomes more and more likely that the substance in question is actually vomit and not rice. Assuming that the substance is puke makes other unknown variables more sensical, and we should, therefore, opt for this explanation given our limited knowledge of the secretion’s origin. If you remain curious about the substance’s texture (much like I do), then please allow me to offer this query as way of explanation: at what point does food become vomit? The texture of the vomit closely resembles food, but it is not so close a resemblance as to justify referring to the substance as rice. But this mess does not resemble vomit either! How could this be? I return to the above question: does food become vomit immediately after consumption? If you subscribe to this ideology, then you might find an opportunity for reconciliation in our examination. There is the possibility that the vomit was expulsed almost immediately after consumption. This might explain why the mess hardly resembles what we know as puke. If you believe that food must undergo substantial digestion before becoming vomit, then you may rest comfortably knowing that your theory about the substance is firmly and quite undeniably correct.

Connor 'Dirtbag Chimichonga' McDonald

Matt drunk singing Sugar Ray is a whole mood

steffijean

Does anyone know what kind of stabilizer they're using??

Matt definitely brought that pocket pussy

Moe

Is anyone else having trouble getting this video to play? I’ve tried at home at work and in between home and work and it will load some and then cut to black and won’t play at all

obbeau

I fucking love you guys

love you four hot babes. the vlog was awesome

Elaine

Real proud of you guys, the Vlogs are coming out really great.

Yes Yes Yes, Daddy Likes

Claire Sheltie

F for Harrison’s sweet ass

Gia

no one: ... me: 6:35

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ryan。。。 这么美干嘛呢。。。

Noah

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Just finished Utada Hikaru's concert on Netflix, and Harryson's rendition of Hikari is incomparable!!

TeaOtter

Puke

Grevok Katsuo

Rise or puke? You decide

Remmie

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Marius

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Yes yes yes. Onee chan likes.

Josh and Kassandra

please take care

Nicole

Penis

I can't decide if I want to study abroad in Japan or not. :(

Joe Coyne

sir

haha broken umbrella and uh... marriage haha joke

I wanna kiss n hug n cuddle with Jackson

EpicGamer-Über

uwu amazing vocals boys

Spinach (5oz)

so what kind of shoes is harrison wearing?

Justin Aparicio

yes, yes, YES!

Gabriel Lheron

S I R

Rhi

Yes Yes Yes, Daddy Did Like!

Alexander

that part of that sugar ray video where he says "wanna get your fucking face throttled"

liam

SIR

It was vomit not rice just poured out

Fred

sad fact that ive started saying "sir" after watching the first vid and even more now

Bella

はいはいはいパパが好き

Artra

Its the funny man again!

Daniel Herbert

Good work fellas

Haha I laugh

Eli

yum yum ryan magloop! :)

georgie

I think you guys are what keep me from being depressed :D

Sydiot

More like sugar gay

F, that is some fine booty. Looking forward to more extra clips :D

Maddysenb

Best $5 I’ve ever invested in monthly installments ❤️

modesthannie

love you too!!!

Nat Castellanos

And here we are

If you told me I would be paying 5 dollars a month just so I could see Matt Watson say yes yes yes Daddy likes, drunk, in Japan... I would probably believe you

YES YES YES

LaserFowl

This is the high quality content I pay for 100/100

This was ultimately my decision to become a patron, glad I did.

F! ok but how is this bonus content @.@ it's good enough for main channel tbh

Merae Patrick

I feel I’ve made a solid investment

Queen Bean

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Kizer Burchard

Mmm yea good stuff boys I like.

BallsNasty

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jewseph

god bless

sebastian ❕❕

Ryan’s ass cheeks

Alan

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Celeste

this was so good thank u sir

♡ maddie ♡

Weird being in the toilet while Ryan is

Nathan Liske

Epic

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Dawson Carpenter

Okay Daddy likes

Christopher Hendrix

丂　丨　尺

Harrison's ass gets a 8.5/10

Claudia Gay

patreon tier to get absolutely fucking hammered with supermega

Joe R.

Ok I’m sure you guys remember Ryan’s Soup and Cooking with Finn. During the actual cooking segment, what was the type of music playing? It’s honestly super relaxing and I can’t seem to find anything like it. Pls send help!

Are you guys happy!

laurenayleen

Glad you guys are having fun! These are awesome videos!

Nestor Joble

Thanks for posting a Japan vid on my birthday - best present ever! Love you boys :^)

Alexandra Good

my depression: cured

There was so much chaotic energy in that clip and I loved it.

Zoe Che

wait what's japan

Cole

I'm paying $5 to see harryson's ass and ryan's bidet reviews. This is the content I want

Nella

this makes me so happy to be part of the exclusive funny haha club

matcha「チャイナ」

is that a cody ko/noel miller joke I hear

BigOneAndrea

pay $5 to watch Ryan shit and do silly haha laugh

This was $5 well spent

Motormusker

helo

Victor Ruiz

This is literally the best financial decision I’ve ever made

Taylor

Thank you boys

Alucardtehvampie

I’m lovin these blogs, my man

pinkgoat

So did you get the pocket pussy?

DarrHerr

DOOOOOONT COUNT ON MEEEE

analmistakes

Haha man, i bet it’d be funny and ironic if someone jerked off to this right? Haha

matt looks like the child of early chris evans in captain america and brendan fraser in the mummy...and it works

Roman

thank you supermega for my life

sammie

Nathan’s Sugar Ray cover album confirmed

Talia Hollander

You guys were so drunk, holy moly

Kali

love the energy and vibe you guys have !! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

i felt like the boys weren't hitting eachother much in this episode. Really immersed me into the ruse that you are all actually friends. 10/10 great scripting

Chortle

It’s all about the respeeect 👌👌

SIR!!

Eddoink

As a diehard Hikaru Utada fan,it made me so happy to hear you sing Simple and Clean during karaoke!

Rachel

I am paying five dollars a month to watch Ryan take a shit

val_plus_seven

at 8:10 matts voice is actually really nice

lamis

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lamis

ryan looks so fucking majestic in these vlogs wtf

daniel daniel cocker spaniel

Groovy!

i love the content but why did i have to see ryan shitting but not get to see his asshole?

Freddie Richmond

Your momma

I LOVE YALL!!! SO !! MUCH!!! :,)

Peach

SIR

Roxy Gill

Thanks, farters

Andrea Nicole Lenear

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Jo

you guys give a lot of content for 5 dollars!! thanks a lot for all your hard work :)

Emily Chung

I love my 4 lovely uncles <3

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Thomas

beautiful boys

Thomas

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Lukas Heaver

Whenever SuperMega starts hiring interns I’m ready

Dylan Yarbrough

Can't believe I'm paying 5 big greens a month to be able to watch Ryan take a shit!!

Sophie

Was singing fat lip in the shower right before this was uploaded... matt is kin

Paris Parsons

Can you guys link the music you use in videos please I’ve wanted this since roach sushi. Like so the funni bois see it.

Null

long haired ryan haunts my dreams

sadya

The boys be straight up styling, yall are all looking fresh

Dan Black

90% of this video made me wildly uncomfortable and i loved it. thank you jesus, mark mcgrath, and the ukrainian rattlesnakes!

Alexis Marie

My favorite thing HAD TO BE Ryan's bidet review

Christian Gallardo

Good stuff. Loved the karaoke and bidet review 🥴

⁺˚✧Aila

8 minutes? We've been blessed.

Nick

F for ass

SkunkPiss

those international marriages are gonna be as broken as that umbrella!!!!!!! haha!

Nivag

F

Kendall

More toilet reviews plz

Allyson

Bonkers

Ryan needs to make a letterbox account to write movie reviews

These boys are my president

ty poopies 🖤

Gabbi

Thanks boyos

Hunter

thanks pp heads

Veronica Ureta

Chaos

Kendall

Madness

SkunkPiss