Mad Cuteness

I’m that guard right now.

LupusK

Who's throwing kittens, now?

RivCA

In the (probably) immortal words of Obi-wan Kenobi, Well done, Anakin.

TheMasterOfOats

As far as I know these are the only official sites besides patreon: http://twokinds.keenspot.com/ https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds

CaveBacon

I know its bad but I decided to write this for Natani: Any pointers Welcome to the main attraction Come closer get a good reaction Professionally trained as an assassin But don’t wink when you see me passing Natani like a Swiss army knife You fools better run for your life Magically armed to the brim But my crystals are starting to dim I don’t need them To curb stomp you Quick headlock and that’ll work too Im afraid that I have to so oh Imma break your bones like bamboo Chorus Mind link with my brother Cause were one the same Identity crisis so Don’t call me dame Don’t you dare lay a hand on my Basitin Unless you want all of your teeth kicked in No I’m not a gifted linguist Reds fires been extinguished Dragon masquerade One eye is greyed There blood on my hands that I made I’ve lost to much to lose another Both my Father And my Mother My memories Begin to smother …Pause… Chorus Mind link with my brother Cause were one the same Identity crisis so Don’t call me dame Don’t you dare lay a hand on my Basitin Unless you want all of your teeth kicked in

After I started twokınds, I finished the novel in 2 3 days and ... it was not enough for me :) assuming that twokınds has been developing since 2004, I found that this novel has many more websites. Although I discovered most of them, I still don't know all of them. Can someone please write me links to all websites in response to this comment?

TheBeginnerArtist

im have an question.

TheBeginnerArtist

hi guys!

TheBeginnerArtist

hmmmmm.... CUTE AND CUTE AND....cute?

TheBeginnerArtist

She's like a lame G-rated Caprica Six.

MoppyPuppy

And just like that the East Basitin KGB is now able to assassinate the West Basitin leadership in the name of keeping the East-West feud alive

Supreme Leader Porg

lol

SangheiliSpecOp

No wait I'm allergic to adorableness!!! LOL

Matthew Morgan

Grats, Dad!

Roughlandin

Thanks again, it's perfect!

dadrobit

x2

Emmerich Zekker

im not gonna lie, i thought maddie said "im so horny" at first!

We all knew this was coming...

Vex

Dude, that was epic 👍🐺

IRON WOLF

Oh Kevin...

TheMasterOfOats

This is a bit of a departure from what I usually write, but I might turn this into a short fanfic or something. Guard: "Alright, fine. We'll talk to the boss. Fair warning, puppy dog eyes don't work on him." Maddie: "They don't? Why?" Guard: "The boss is blind to cuteness." Maddie: "Why do I always get the blind ones?" Guard: "What was that?" Maddie: "Nothing!" *Enter hut* Guard: "Hey, boss. We picked up this runt on the street looking for food." *Madelyn spies a form in the shadows, wearing a cloak. His face is in darkness.* Maddie: "Um. Hello?" *In a sudden flurry of motion, the boss extends an arm and flings 2 knives at Madelyn. They embed themselves in the door frame on either side of Maddie's neck. The cross at the handle, pinning her to the frame.* Boss: (in Keidran) "Ah. Miss Adelaide. I see you've come to the other side of the island." Maddie: "Who are you? What do you want?" Boss: (In Keidran) "So many questions" *The Boss rises from stool in the corner and seemingly glides over to her* "You will not benefit from knowing what I want. But as for my identity..." *The boss lifts a hand to her neck and loosens one of the knives. We see his hand is black and very fox-like. Another hand is brought to the hood and it falls back, revealing Clovis, grinning his yellowed teeth.* Maddie: "You! But, but, how?" Clovis: (in Keidran) "I came to reacquire one of my men, banished here by a magic-wielding woman. The western men are unintelligent, untrained. I easily outclass them, and they don't even speak much Keidran." Guard: "Boss, do you know this little girl?" Clovis: "Ah, she fooled you too?" *Rips knife out of wall, grabs Maddie's hair, and dunks her head in nearby bucket of water.* "She's not little, nor western. This little punk is 21 years of age, and is an eastern spy!" *Holds Maddie underwater until she kicks bucket away from her head* Maddie: *gasps for air.* You sick coward! You corrupt the weak for your own gain!" *the wet paint is running down her face and hair. Subtly reaching under her skirt, she pulls out a thin, but razor sharp knife.* Clovis: "Gag her and tie her up out back. We've been compromised. Get Carver, tell him to ready the next locatio--ah!" *Maddie whips out knife from dress and slashes 18 inches across Clovis' chest from waist to shoulder. She also slices through Clovis' chest bindings.* Clovis: "Change of plan! Kill her!" *The guard lunges at her, but she sidesteps and drives the knife through his collarbone. She rushes through the door and runs straight into another guard* Guard 2: "Going somewhere, punk?" Maddie: "So are you!" *She slashes his left underarm, ducks out, and perforates the backs of both his knees. As he falls to the ground, she shoves the knife through his back into his lungs.* Maddie: *Walking back* "You're going straight to hell." *Wipes knife on skirt and walks off, looking for more body paint.*

TheMasterOfOats

Kevin: "Alright, here we are! The closest all-you-can-eat buffet to the military archives. Don't know why you were so specific about that part. The one nearer to the gate usually has a better spread, anyway. So, is there anything else... you...?" Maddie: *Gone.* Kevin: "...L-little girl? Where'd you go?" *Distant ringing of alarm bells.* Kevin: "Well that doesn't sound... good." Guard 1: "Some little maniac raided the archives! Then she set fire to the well and flooded out the firehouse on her way out!" Kevin: "Ya know... this probably isn't even related to my thing." Guard: "And she said KEVIN let her through the gate!" Kevin: "I'm just gonna... lay low in this here buffet for a bit. I'm sure this isn't that serious. It'll all blow over soon." Guard 1: "This is very serious! There's no way it'll blow over any time soon!" Kevin: "...Well, Kevin. You always said you wanted to ditch this town and explore the Isles someday. No time like the present, I guess."

Roughlandin

Am I the only one who would have the heart to look her in the eyes and say no.

Trollman906

Puppy... Kitten eyes ^^

Dragonniar

Tor over here pulling out the classics, haha!

Roughlandin

Mad Powers! 😻 Her chief weapon is cuteness ... cuteness and sneakiness ... sneakiness and cuteness ... Her two weapons are cuteness and sneakiness ... and ruthless mischievousness ... Her *three* weapons are cuteness, and sneakiness, and ruthless mischievousness ...and an almost fanatical devotion to the King ... Her *four* ... no ... *Amongst* her weapons ... Amongst her weaponry ... are such elements as cuteness, sneakiness ... I'll come in again. 🦶

Torbjörn Larsson

Oh Maddie.

Beastking1945

Cuteness overload

VinFurr

Hooray for Maddie.

Naoto Kamigire-Terumi

Awww so cute.

Went Brown

You cant defeat her powers her cuteness will defeat anyone who opposed her

Frost wing

He couldn't handle the madness, because madness is the ultimate weapon.

SCD

I'm getting strong Animaniacs vibes from this picture; Maddy as Dot Warner in "Hearts Of Twilight"

Wilford B. Wolf

“O...kayyy, maybe one trip to the royal continental breakfast missy but <i>that’s <b>it!</b></i>”<br><br>“...an-AND only ONE BAGEL PER CUSTOMER! Can’t help ya there, high council decree- punishable by <i>death.</i>”

CrRAR

Maddie like this, plus Wide eyed tail nommer = nuclear cuteness at critical mass.

DarthKeidran

XD maybe so, but I’d sure hate to get hit by her, cause while she’s not her mom, I’m pretty sure that small package still packs quite the punch.

DarthKeidran

I would've gone with "Age-nt M!" at the last

Adamas

Western Basitin Guard became docile. Madelyn used Flirt! It’s nearly fatally effective. Western Basitin Guard fainted due to Nosebleed.

DarthKeidran

Just say no lol

Steve Gloria

It has to be a year or more back from when she was first introduced

ChampionOfBagels

Yes. Yes it is.

DarthKeidran

I think this is the first West Basitin male we've seen. Kewl!

dylan hogan

I love how she’s still “Wet [on her] ears”. With that out of the way… <b>DarthKeidran STORY-COMMENT™</b> Guard: Rrr… Gah! Fine, I’ll let you in… Madelyn: Oh thank you sir! I thought I was going to die if I couldn’t get in there. Guard: However… young lady, such cuteness needs to be protected at all costs. I will be your escort. Jerry! I need you to man this entrance for a while! Jerry: Really Kozu!? Why do you always… oh, I see. I suppose I can man this entrance for a while. Madelyn: (thinking) Nooooo! These stinkers are messing with my plans! Madelyn: (aloud) Sir, I’m sure I’ll be alright. Kozu: No young lady, we cannot risk any chance you will be injured. One order of Dragon Stew for the cute one here! Madelyn: Isn’t Dragon expensive? Kozu: Yes. Very. But only the best for the cutest maiden in all the land. Is there something you would like to drink also? Madelyn: Some Eastern Basitin rum would be amazing. I swiped some once when I got lost and found myself in Easterner Territory and it’s to die for. I can pitch in a few gold coins if they have it, you get some also since you’re being so helpful. Kuzo: Okay. Two orders of Eastern Basitin Rum please! Madelyn: You won’t regret this Mr. Kozu. *puts the gold coins on the table as the mugs are set down, then starts eating her stew* Kuzo: So, where are you from little lady? I haven’t seen you around? *takes a swig* Wow! This stuff is good! Madelyn: Oh, I’m from around the border, that’s how I got lost in easterner territory. Oh No! Is that the guy who’s been chasing me?! Kuzo: *Gets up, turns around, and draws a sword* Who is it young lady? Madelyn: He hid as soon as i pointed him out. His ear is clipped. I’m so worried, can you check that corner of the room? Kuzo: Yes, my lady. *goes on wild goose chase* Madelyn: (thinking) I can’t just disappear when he knows I’m here, but I can make it look like he passed out drunk and tell his friend he passed out when I leave. *drugs Kuzo’s drink* Kuzo: No body saw anyone with a clipped ear. You’re safe. Madelyn: I’m sorry Mr. Kuzo, I’ve been on the run for a couple weeks and I’m just really nervous right now I guess. Maybe I’ll calm down if I drink a bit more. *starts drinking more of her basitin rum* Kuzo: *drinks more, while making some small talk* <i>Ten Minutes Later</i> Kuzo: You’re so *hic* pretty. If ya wur *hic* a few yers *hic* older I’d ask yuh da *hic* court meh. *hic, collapses on the table and starts snoring* Madelyn: (thinking) Finally! Now I can get going. *starts sneaking around to a secret passageway 🎶 Dooby dooby doo-bah, Dooby dooby doo-bah, Dooby dooby doo-bah, Dooby dooby doo-bah, It’s Mad-die!🎵

DarthKeidran

Cuteness over flow no hahaha sorry kid better luck on someone else.

Villes Vill

Maddie is the master of cuteness. No one can resist her.

DiDiDi-X

weaponized cuteness

Paul Gabbard

I wonder if this is current maddie or future maddie

deffinitelynobody

Madelyns adorable is irresistible

Mediawatcher

Awwww

The_Unpopular

I'd let her in

WereKeidran

Maddie used cuteness... It was super affective.

Serif G. Font

Let her in. Look at her she’s wasting away. She got no butt. 😂

[NoMiddleInitial]

From that day forward, the East Basidians remained superior in the war for several weeks, though none of the westerners knew why or how their plans leaked out A few months later, that same strange Westerner came asking for food again.

Shockblaster

My music teacher said we were going to watch the other half of the movie when she came back. She never did.

ChampionOfBagels

Somehow made me think of Oliver twist. "Please, sir. May I have some more?"

ChampionOfBagels

Max cuteness

Sharpshooter