Vampire Alaric
Added 2019-10-19 16:00:02 +0000 UTC
Alaric returns as a vampire, suggested by TerraTheWizard!
How do vampires deal with all that fur?
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-11-03 21:59:20 +0000 UTC
Please god (tom) make a vampire alaric for the halloween special
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-10-31 04:03:07 +0000 UTC
Just wait for him to start yelling wryy.
Connor Parsons
2019-10-28 10:50:23 +0000 UTC
That place he fell on must have had a very conveniently placed stone mask
Throw Away
2019-10-28 00:40:48 +0000 UTC
After he died, or so we thought, Alaric woke up as not only a ghoul (Tokyo Ghoul), but Mekkan's version of Shuu Tsukiyama.
DarthKeidran
2019-10-20 21:51:43 +0000 UTC
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Solus
2019-10-20 13:12:57 +0000 UTC
THE SUCC
Dabyatta
2019-10-20 03:45:51 +0000 UTC
The way he strokes his ear is completely adorable. Keith must have nerves of steel not to swoon at such a display.
Argonwolf
2019-10-20 01:57:52 +0000 UTC
Alaric is truly a connoisseur of fine dining.
Customaera
2019-10-20 01:19:44 +0000 UTC
Vampires confirmed canon
Alex Shrub
2019-10-19 23:31:24 +0000 UTC
"All your ear are belong to me." "You are on the way to destruction." "What you say !!"
Torbjörn Larsson
2019-10-19 21:45:11 +0000 UTC
Alaric: just into my eyes Keith, old friend. . . How about now?
TheEnderRebel
2019-10-19 21:18:22 +0000 UTC
Twilight Saga: The Other Universe
Wolf guy
2019-10-19 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
Alaric: How about yes?
U Wot m8
2019-10-19 20:28:33 +0000 UTC
Going on a tangent to talk about the main comic. (Btw, don't know if it's possible, but a way to comment on the actual comic strips would be awesome!)
Taking votes on whether Keith and Natani's embarrassed expressions on the latest strip are the result of the situation they just left with Zen, or because some subconscious part of them realizes that this is the first mainline panel they've appeared in in over a year...
Roughlandin
2019-10-19 20:04:29 +0000 UTC
YesYesYesYesYesYes
Quite Possibly a Sombrero
2019-10-19 19:51:34 +0000 UTC
Lame, Vampires don't ask permission to bite someone, if consent is the issue then Keith should be visiblly seduced in this image.
MoppyPuppy
2019-10-19 19:03:26 +0000 UTC
There's a good chance that Vampire Alaric may be part of the Brujah clan (see Vampire the Masquerade)!
Jordan Dean Ezekude
2019-10-19 18:48:53 +0000 UTC
I would ask for a Black Soul Jem, but this works too well....
RacingEevee
2019-10-19 18:44:30 +0000 UTC
And here we have the Darth Keidran in hi's natural enviroment.. the comment section of Two Kinds in the Patreon sector.
Fox-o guy
2019-10-19 18:39:53 +0000 UTC
I actually do kind of wish that <b>Raine is MY Girlfriend</b> would show up again… Especially if someone suggested a Raine x Keith ship sketch…
I'd very much love to the comments from you two on that one.
DarthKeidran
2019-10-19 18:06:40 +0000 UTC
Alaric: "Plus, It's easier to incapacitate you by…"
Karen: *Jumped onto Alaric's back and is feeling up his ears*
"They're so soft and fluffy!"
Alaric: *Pretty much has an overstimulation induced seizure*
DarthKeidran
2019-10-19 18:00:53 +0000 UTC
<b>LYRIC-COMMENT™</b>
Sorry about the length here… I just couldn't resist, and I wanted to make an excuse for a kind of Natani V. Alaric comment.
Based on this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
In response to this, Natani Demonstrates how to sing. Like in this image: https://www.patreon.com/posts/natani-sings-26830709 Perfect Performance!
Natani: <“Let him go!”>
Alaric: *Runs away from the scene pictured above, holding onto Keith. Stops upon encountering Natani, who somehow cut him off, and is now holding a chicken.*
Natani: <“Give him back! Otherwise, You will regret it!”>
Alaric: [“You think you are going to stop me alone?”]
Natani: <“Who said that I fight alone?”>
Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo!
Keith: (Thoughts) https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Awoo-811110166
🎶“You should know that a wolf with the power of mana,
Can bring you to the end of your luck!
And you should know by my stride and look in my gray eye,
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
*Throws the chicken, which transforms into the Chickenified person from https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-are-ya-22817629 , but is a good martial artist*
Chicken attack!
Chicken attack!
Watch your back before it fades to black.
She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass!
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly,
You own the sky!”🎵
Ahhhwoooo! Ahhhwoooooooo!
*the fight moves indoors, where everybody, including Reni, have been knocked out of the fight by Alaric*
🎶“With the power of mana you're never alone,
And you shan’t let evil run amok!
Every beast, every tree, heeds my will to the end,
And you’re about to be massively chucked!
Chicken attack!
Chicken attack!
Watch your back before it fades to black.
*Chicken pops up right behind Alaric, prompting a “Nani” moment*
She might look harmless but she’ll kick your non-chicken ass!
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly,
You own the sky!
You're young and you're horny,
Perhaps short on fam’ly,
I gift you these coverings today!
*Gives Alaric Ankle Coverings of Basitinization https://www.patreon.com/posts/basitin-trace-11703337 *
Match up with whomever,
Make your next endeavor,
You won't kidnap Keith again.”
*Low pitched choral humming*🎵
Alaric: [“What a merciful Keidran… Are you able to Keidranify all animals?”]
Natani: <“I can Keidranify all animals. But chickens are the best!”>
Brutus’ Brother: <“Help! Help! My brother is being held hostage by Clovis in a bikini.”>
Natani: <“Don't worry! He’s going to be OK.”>
🎶“Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly,
You own the sky”🎵
*Starts Epic Yodeling of Wisdom, Ass-kicking, and Justice, while walking heroically in the general direction of the hostage crisis*
*We see an epic fight, with Clovis being layed out by la pollo*
(I will probably make the Clovis V Chicken concept my next project, or at least, the moment when Natani tosses the chicken and it transforms.)
DarthKeidran
2019-10-19 17:52:00 +0000 UTC
C'mon Keith, you know you're a little tempted by stupid sexy (vampire) Alaric, I know I would be. 😏
csstats
2019-10-19 17:49:39 +0000 UTC
That would imply she's human.
Golden Gears
2019-10-19 16:42:51 +0000 UTC
Alaric: Bleh! Bleh! I vant to suck your blood!
Keith: But why the ear?
Alaric: There’s more blood in the ears than in the neck of a Basitin.
Keith: I never knew that.
SCD
2019-10-19 16:37:41 +0000 UTC
No! Give him to me Alaric! ❤️❤️❤️🧡💛😍💕❤️😘💕😏❤️😍💚💙💕❤️❤️
Keith is MY boyfran owo
2019-10-19 16:21:17 +0000 UTC
Alaric needs some love, and he has plenty to give, even if he is a bit bloodthirsty this time of year.
DarkWolfElite
2019-10-19 16:20:33 +0000 UTC
Yeah, no Alaric, Keith is mine! 💕❤️❤️❤️💕❤️😍😘❤️💕💕❤️
Keith is MY boyfran owo
2019-10-19 16:20:25 +0000 UTC
Since Im a guy.. thanks but no. But would surely recomend one of my friends along with theri adress and when they go to sleep or wake up. And yes im a stalker and no I do not mean chernobyl.. tho im kind of a talking fox that might the case. (sorry fro the 4th one but thr rest is fine.. i think…)
Fox-o guy
2019-10-19 16:19:52 +0000 UTC
Anyone would want that wuffy master general to nibble on em
Vulpes Zerda
2019-10-19 16:13:45 +0000 UTC
I agree fully
Vulpes Zerda
2019-10-19 16:12:49 +0000 UTC
This is lovely <3
Sunfish43
2019-10-19 16:11:29 +0000 UTC
Haha the tiny little “aw” from Alaric is so cute!
Blizzard Snow Mew
2019-10-19 16:10:04 +0000 UTC
Eat him eat him eat him eat him
Nekros Prime
2019-10-19 16:09:44 +0000 UTC
Gay Vampire incoming.
MiDoFox
2019-10-19 16:07:42 +0000 UTC
What? No it doesn't
Keith Keiser
2019-10-19 16:07:02 +0000 UTC
Go ahead, I don't mind
Keith Keiser
2019-10-19 16:06:48 +0000 UTC
(Alaric) "The food is great."
Alto135
2019-10-19 16:05:56 +0000 UTC
🧡🧡🧡 love it
Terra The Wizard
2019-10-19 16:04:56 +0000 UTC
Imagine Natani comes out of nowhere as a werewolf.
DiDiDi-X
2019-10-19 16:03:11 +0000 UTC
Honestly, he could nibble on me all he wants. If it means becoming a vampire alongside him, that'd be even better.
Yes, I have an irrational crush on Alaric because he's everything I wish for in a boyfriend.
Shockblaster
2019-10-19 16:02:15 +0000 UTC
Ey that ear belongs to me! >:c
Natani Wolf
2019-10-19 16:01:49 +0000 UTC
No
Keith Keiser
2019-10-19 16:01:42 +0000 UTC
Yessss ❤️
RimaDraws
2019-10-19 16:01:25 +0000 UTC