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Drinking Distraction

Zen caught peaking, suggested by TheStooge!

Tangentially related to this sketch: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bit-too-much-19390781

Drinking Distraction

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Damn, it doesn't feel like this came out so long ago

ChampionOfBagels

Zen to Natani : "- But Kat has a so cute BUTTerfly" =^_^=

Panther

If you say you read the convertation first you are lying.

Next thing you know the two of them will take turns dating Kat to make things less obvious.

Tomato Basket

This is thst conversation that was bound to happen, like bro wtf did u expect to to see, you gawkin at Kat like a thirsty boi, did you honestly think thst Natani wouldn’t notice XD

MacTíreO’Cuinn

*wolf whistles* that they do Volpethrope, that these two gifted siblings do.

DarthKeidran

*tells Kat Her Torso to Tail Angular Ratio is lewd. She raises her tail more.* I tried man, I tried.

DarthKeidran

I believe Tom knows he will never win if he tried not making them a couple. :D If you can't beat them, join them. unless it was his intention to ship them anyways. :D

LupusK

Someone tell Kat to put her tail down.

CrimsonQuill086

I can agree with that

Beanus Maxamilus

Me thinkth Eric is deliberately getting her Drunk.

Patrick Horton

I am not going to say anything.

Matthew Morgan

Natani likes the ass too? Or she will look while Zen pervs through her eyes.

Avil Torm

Uuummmm. Prostitution

Michael Vey

If pro is the opposite of con, then what’s the opposite of constitution?

Beanus Maxamilus

Ha. That is one of life's greatest questions

Michael Vey

Why do noses run, but feet smell?

Beanus Maxamilus

*Me*

Michael Vey

Could someone please tell Kevin what Raid is???

Michael Vey

Watch your Profanity child

Michael Vey

-goes to the bar- one here and one for the ro- ERIC WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU DON'T WORK HERE DAMN IT!

Rj

Mormon

Michael Vey

What is raid?

Michael Vey

Oh and B.T.Ws I am LDS

Michael Vey

Could someone please get this colored, cause I don't have any money and this sketch is awesome

Michael Vey

If a roach can survive a nuclear explosion, then what the fuck is inside Raid?

Beanus Maxamilus

Brother*

Ash

XD pure genius

Natani Wolf

"Take turns," What? >_>

LupusK

Natani isn’t a woman though he’s just come to terms with his younger self who happened to be a girl

Phoenix Veles

Natani isn’t a she though

Phoenix Veles

I was sure it wasn't Adira's tavern : she doesn't use glasses but tankards . But Eric ........... I understand now how he gets females for his paintings

Panther

peak peak ^-^

Natani Wolf

N: "Boobs or bottoms?" Z: "Um ... bottoms." N: "Bar butt or bare butt?" Z: "Both!"

Torbjörn Larsson

People have toyed with that concept before, in the form of a thought experiment, to the point of people asking if it can be considered group intercourse. Essentially, If the scenario you describe occurs, there are the four following scenarios: A. Natani blocks Zen, (or assuming it to be possible, Zen Blocks Natani from being capable of observing) to avoid observing. Meaning either Natani Knows but is not observing, or doesn’t find out through accidental observation and likely due to Zen mentioning it. B. Natani doesn’t elect to block out Zen, classifying it as a voyeuristic act since Kat wouldn’t know Nat is watching/observing unless Zen informed her. C. Natani elects to work with Zen to “[Love Kat] as One” to Paraphrase the moment they fought “together” like Ash and His Greninja in Pokémon XYZ, but at a great distance, which would make this technically classified as a threesome due to both Zen and Natani “interacting” with Kathrin simultaneously. D. Both are having intercourse, E.G. Zen x Kat and Natani x Keith, and they both do the aforementioned “Love as one” thing. This final example that came up would be considered a foursome, because Keith or Kat’s actions would affect both Zen and Natani simultaneously.

DarthKeidran

bah, they have more taste than that :P and I betcha Natani would like a bit of a look at Kat, and I have no doubt that Kat wouldn't mind either of them taking looks, regardless of it she was drunk or sober :D

TiberWolf

you missed part of it :P "I may be drunk woman, but you are a Keidran. In the morning, I may be sober, but you will still be a Keidran"

TiberWolf

Wait take turns ? Is she just trying to help Zen out and make sure he doesn't get caught staring, or does she wanna take turns because she also wants to ogle that booty ? Also I'm pretty sure Kat wouldn't mind Zen looking, in fact in her current state I think she be ok if he did more then stare. Heh I'd die laughing if Natani dares Zen to go slap Kat's butt.

DNMZ

This hints at something I've wondered about. If one of them has relations, the other would be aware of it in real time. For instance: Natani: "Nice day out. Maybe I'll have a walk around the estate and gather some flowers for Keith and make us some hot cocoa afterwards and WOAH ZEN AND KAT ARE HAVING SEX"

Kubulai

That so would be me

Joeleous Cannolious

So that's where Eric gets the extra money from, he has his own bar.

SCD

When the ultimate wingman is a woman XD (also Kat's butt is UNNNNFFFF YES)

Steve Gloria

Natani is such a bro for her bro.

Tomato Basket

If you played Destiny and remember cayde six watch this <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-VAnh7r-_8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-VAnh7r-_8</a>

Rj

To paraphrase winston churchhill, "I may be drunk, woman, but you are a kendrian, and in the morning, I will be sober"

Grumm the Bastian

KatXZen ship now please, if not sooner.

Grumm the Bastian

Probably don't like people posting links but this is perfect. <a href="https://youtu.be/wtxAB__cXO0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/wtxAB__cXO0</a>

[NoMiddleInitial]

:D make a move, Zen!

Shadowkey392

They are but Zen isn’t.

Shadowkey392

Shouldn't they be used to that sight by now?

Tygepc

ok this is probably just my inner trekie but does zen strike anyone else as a captain kirk (og star trek not current) esk character...... wait speaking of heeeeyyy Tom just out of curiosity how much would it take to request a star wars, star trek or stargate drawing?

Conner Young

Zen: she thicc 😌👌

Luckysniper2424

Kat butt makes the world go round.

Ordithus

Kat such a tease. I love it. I don’t think could look away tho XD

Deleted account

Natani being the best Wing girl a person could ask for. I suppose having a mind link does have its benefits.

Spartan277

This is hilarious, i have nothing more to say.

False hope

Peaking? It would seem that the peaking Natani caught Zen with (Under the table?) was due to some peeking at Kat.

InTheLionsDen

Zen, you bastard! :P

Korben the Dragon

In the words of Deadpool two/thirds through Toon Sandwich’s “<a href="https://youtu.be/K9G9lfA8fa8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"> Super Hero Bowl</a>”, “Done and Done.” ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

DarthKeidran

You tell him <b>@Wolf guy</b>. Zen needs to stop bein’ a pansy who needs Natani’s guidance, Wolf Up, grow a pair, and once that’s all said and done, say “Will you date me?”

DarthKeidran

“NaughtAni’s being quite a wolf there.” *wolf-whistles when it’s Natani’s turn* “welp… my work here is done. Now it’s time to vacate the premises before Natani strangles me for the unwanted atten… GRRCK!!! Too… Late! Dammit!”

DarthKeidran

That's a view no-one would be able to not look at! &lt;3 And oh boi, talk about taking turns on Kat~ &gt;:3c

Kirien Fost

well actually on second thought the world map seems a bit small for a world map. so if it is not time/interdimesional travel, they may have traveled to the other side of the planet and found a more advanced civilization.

TrichterNET

Meanwhile… Zen: &lt;“Um. Kat? Will you… Um… will you join me on the roof tonight to watch the Aurora?”&gt; Kat: “Th’t d’pin’s *hic* on what yer lik ta *hic* doo on di ruff. *hic* I cans *hic* give spi-sul surv- *hic* ick-sus. Mehbe wuh c’n *hic* shew ‘ric how ‘er cup-len *hic* ‘spose’d be dun. *hic*” Zen: &lt;“I don’t understand human, but I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be able to understand that either. Let’s get you to bed so you can sober up before I ask again.”&gt; Kat: <img src="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ2IjoiMSIsInciOjEyNDB9/patreon-media/post/19390781/4908c9fdede64150abf32093447f3ee5?token-time=1530057600&amp;token-hash=gMV5xga3mZeEKSqYsIT2MPo_xOd0RQZw1ltrVpYo4HM%3D"> “Ahm ‘Kay, Nut’n’s rawng. Anot…” Zen: *claps hand over her mouth* &lt;“That’s it for her today. I’ll pick up her tab. Now let’s get you to bed.”&gt; *picks up Kat in his arms* Kat: “ur a sully woofie. *hic* I like u. *hic* ’ric n’ver c’rrees ma ta bed. *hic* C’n weh wootch thit ‘roara ‘gethur t‘night?” Zen: “Yes.” (Thinking) “I think… Man she’s sloshed!”

DarthKeidran

Pssst~ She's a lightweight!

Kirien Fost

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Zen: &lt;“That isn’t necessary Nat. Do you think I should ask her out?”&gt; Natani: &lt;“When have you ever successfully asked a girl out?”&gt; Zen: &lt; “Well there was that time when we were young…”&gt; Natani: &lt;“Doesn’t count. I mean a time I wasn’t mentally holding your hand through the process.”&gt; Zen: &lt;“Hey, I would have asked Lilith out eventually.”&gt; Natani: &lt;“Meaning when you’re old and silvery like that seneschal lady?”&gt; Rose: *pops out from around corner* &lt;“You do realize that because this bar is on the Estate I can hear every word you say.”&gt; Natani: Yip! Rose: &lt;“You do look familiar. Perhaps we met here, about 5 or so years ago? Hmmm???”&gt; Zen: &lt;“What’s she talking about? I’m clueless.”&gt; Natani: (nervously) &lt;“I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.”&gt; Zen: &lt;“While you two sort this out I’m gonna see if I can get Kat to go on a date with me.”&gt; *awkward pause as Zen leaves the table* Natani: &lt;“I don’t think we’ve met before…”&gt; Rose: &lt;“Maybe that’s because you were in too much of a rush when you knocked me out. I never got to be a mask bearer because of you. What’s to keep me from removing you from the list and have you transmogrified into a Dairy Cow or something?”&gt; Natani: &lt;“Ok. You caught me. I was the person who knocked you out. I’m sorry. It’s just, I didn’t have a choice because someone was holding a life or death situation over my head.”&gt; Rose: &lt;“We’ll talk later so I can better assess the risk you are, but be aware, I am watching you. I know you slept with that Basitin the other night, he suits you by the way, and I see your every movement.”&gt;

DarthKeidran

wait a minute, are those sky scrapers?! holy fucking shit they got time or interdimensional travel of some kind!!!

TrichterNET

Yeah. Land is a total beach 😉

DarthLeonite

She’s a bit of a seamstress. Also, she’s amazing at strip poker

DarthLeonite

any angle of kat is pur-fect.

jo holloway

Zen and Kat must be a couple! there's no other way!

Frodo

Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back

Beanus Maxamilus

The brothers know what they like

Volpethrope

can you really blame him?

What is it with kat and alcohol?

Beanus Maxamilus

Kat'z so adorable and Fluffy! (minor crush)

Pancakes

I like this continuation! :) But i must Ask one question. From where Kat is getting all this shirts, T-shirts and dresses?

asi

Drunk Kat part 2 XD. Oh Zen... that boy knows what's good XD

Natani Wolf

I think a certain quote by Patrick Bateman would be applicable here.

*insert a lenny face here*

Serna

Just tell her Zen. God damn it.

Wolf guy

Taking turns lol

Fennex

Swivel swivel

Bespin


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