Jack Frost (1997 & 1998) - This Aged Great!
Added 2025-12-28 01:22:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey.. smell my nose!
Mark McConnell
2026-01-06 07:39:34 +0000 UTCI've only scene the horror movie Jack Frost once. I mean, I could watch goons and henchman get shot and blown up all day long, or horny teens getting their heads chopped off, but raping someone to death in an otherwise goofy horror movie is a bit too far for me. That's my problem with Sleepaway Camp, too, which I know you guys did awhile back.
Enterprise24
2026-01-03 00:41:03 +0000 UTC6:00 "I mean, im not defending it. " (then remembers what the shows about and begins to defend it)π
DD
2026-01-01 07:29:10 +0000 UTCWell that was an unexpectedly upsetting bathtub scenario
Eris
2026-01-01 01:52:41 +0000 UTCOh wait? It was Shannon Elizabeth.
Dr. Dre
2025-12-31 03:55:36 +0000 UTCRhona Mitra is SO hot. Maybe an inappropriate time to mention this, but itβs true.
Dr. Dre
2025-12-31 03:53:57 +0000 UTCDamnit, why aren't we having serious political international debates about whether to give snowmen penises (and snowwomen boobs)? This is the gender issue we need to be addressing!
Matthew Crome
2025-12-30 06:06:56 +0000 UTCThe Keaton one sounds kind of similar to One Magic Christmas. Where the person has to stop being so depressed about their family dying because of the magic of Christmas.
Matthew Crome
2025-12-30 05:59:28 +0000 UTCThere was a movie where a woman gave birth to a full grown man... it was called Xtro, and I still have nightmares about it.
Matthew Crome
2025-12-30 05:56:27 +0000 UTCI died laughing at how your Frosty voice is literally just your Elvis impression
Matthew Crome
2025-12-30 05:54:57 +0000 UTCIn the Michael Keaton Jack Frost, the bully says, "He's no fun to pick on anymore since his old man died." That one stuck with me. Savage.
Michael Lee
2025-12-30 04:49:00 +0000 UTCthere's this kpop song where there's a weird translation about how when the girls hug the mr snowman they get all hot and now I see that it was actually a sad song about death poor mr snowman will melt
PCC
2025-12-30 02:56:58 +0000 UTCand your keyboard is less sticky for it
Poetical Gore
2025-12-29 19:18:09 +0000 UTCI get multiple shots with SE
Poetical Gore
2025-12-29 17:32:40 +0000 UTCThe very next time my girl says, βBut, Dadβ¦β Iβm calling her Butt Boy.
Robert Rada
2025-12-29 03:53:09 +0000 UTCShannon Elizabeth. Now there's a name I haven't typed into Mr. Skin in a long time.
Kauffy
2025-12-29 02:24:14 +0000 UTCI accidentally watched the horror version as a small child thinking it was the Keaton one. I told my friends about it the next day and everyone thought I made it up.
Derek Munro
2025-12-29 02:09:43 +0000 UTCYou had me laughing the entire time. Poor Shannon Elizabeth. ππππ
Mr. Tito
2025-12-28 23:58:36 +0000 UTCThe Keaton one is kinda Snow Dad and Ghost Dad all in the same wretched heap.
Cory Ringdahl
2025-12-28 17:18:23 +0000 UTCSomehow, rapey carrot dick serial killer Jack Frost is the less creepy snowman of the two...
Manuel Johnen
2025-12-28 10:58:01 +0000 UTCThank you!
Jordan Moore
2025-12-28 06:26:38 +0000 UTCSnow Dad is better than Nose Dad
Jason Corbin
2025-12-28 06:11:35 +0000 UTCThis was fucking phenomenal!! Yall are the only patron I deem worthy of subscribing too!!
Mathew Buendia
2025-12-28 05:02:58 +0000 UTCShannon Elizabeth in the Christmas Jack-Off. I thought Christmas only came once a year.
Tyrus
2025-12-28 01:47:54 +0000 UTC
