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The Witcher Maltreatment

Kaciart

do you rememeber i was saying after S2

Everyones actually really dismissive and awful to Jaskier

imagine him being like 'why dont you ever defend me?'


'Im broken - your hearts rich because of me' 

Imagine Jaskier writing and singing this song


imagine like

'Where are you going?'

'ANYWHERE, Just...anywhere Im appreciated'

And of course Geralt thinks he's being his dramatic self

but hes still like 'The nearest village is a days ride - if you still feel like that then wait until morning'

Jaskier doesnt want to die for his pride

So fine, he'll leave in the morning

And Geralt probably sees a few instances that night of what Jaskier was talking about

Like with the meal being told 'this is for people pulling their weight bard'

and he takes it anyway because thats what he's been doing

Snarking at them

And the next morning Geralt wakes and the dwarves are like 'huh, the bard has left'

'His names Jas-what?'

'His bed roll and his belongings are gone'

'We could catch up with him if you want Witcher, he's on foot - he wont have made that much distance'

Geralts like '....I should let him cool off' 

WRONG

Jaskiers a romantic, he wants to be wantedh

Draiad

I love that geralt doesnt look antagonistic here

Kaciart

just a confused oaf


The Witcher Maltreatment

Comments

I know!! When will he learn.....soon we hope

Kaciart

HES SO CLUELESS, I LOVE IT But also, CHASE AFTER HIM YOU FOOL

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