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pubes 🌳

I tried growing a happy trail and it didn’t really work so I give up LMFAOO.. my asian genes hate me..

anyways, sorry to those who want me to be a hairless twink I will make sure you get some content again soon^^

I’ll pluck them out and start selling them $5 a pop, thoughts?

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Comments

Masami, I keep telling you… stop doing this to me 🫣😫

Divine

I’m ganna need a forklift to get my jaw off the floor

Lina

Hairless or bear, you look great my friend

Jaya

gulp LAWD HAVE MERTHYYY

ping ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

SHORTS,SHIRTS,UNDERWEAR,HOODIES,SOCKS!! IF YOUR GONNA SELL PUBES. PLEASE DO CLOTHING!!

LittleFox

LMFAO LIKE WHAT??

Kurapika Nen

I have to be one of those people who put a really weird comment

Yuri

nah they are perfectly hinged

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOOOO

Kurapika Nen

EATING THEM IS CRAZY LMFAOO

Kurapika Nen

roger that 🫡

Kurapika Nen

wait ur a genius

Kurapika Nen

UH FUCK YES SELL IT LOL. ALSO LET ME BUY YOUR USED CLOTHING!!

LittleFox

Ah, the foliage is healthy here sir. V nice, v plush, idk whatever Nigel Thornberry be sayin

Crum

lucky lucky lucky.

Fritzy

just got home and finally get the chance to stare at this in full brightness, PHEEWW👌👌👌👌👌

rena

the replies on this post are wild 🕳️

angelbb

Oh I'd love to I'm sure I'd dream of very nice things

Zemyx S

Alright I wasn’t ready for the foliage reveal but now I’m questioning why we haven’t merged ecosystems yet (i can feel my dignity slipping away)

E

please don’t pluck them… for me 🥹 *makes intense eye contact while twirling it*

E

Good luck !! You’ll do great

Kurapika Nen

Weird thing to say but I'd probably eat them up

Yuri

It looks so hot tho…

Martha

You look so good! I want to bury my nose in them 🥵😜

Nathaniel

bedazzle it or else 👊

E

Omg same😩 I’m supposed to be going to get my first tattoo done and I’m scared as heck😰

Cam

Notif had me so confused 💀 if you pluck them out u can glue them back on in a happy trail shape like a wig LMFAO

Taramii

true but it’s because my sleep schedule is crazy so for me this is right on time

Kurapika Nen

take a little nap LMFAOO

Kurapika Nen

No complaints but it's way to early for this lol

Templaric

I think I’d cry I got low pain tolerance <\3

Kurapika Nen

goodmorning!!!

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO

Kurapika Nen

It’s fun >:)

Kurapika Nen

they look so good, I would bury my face in there 🥹

Zemyx S

Oh please don’t pluck them Masami😰 Tbh I kinda like the bush, and I know for a fact that plucking hurts😂

Cam

This is the first thing I saw after waking up today lol 🤭

Amanda

saw the title and giggled

lilily

Some of you guys are down bad but I don't think I can hate the hustle

Emmmiiiii

I got the title notifcation and i was like "HE POSTED DICK GOD IS GOOD" to only find disappointment (im not disappointed this is great i love it here)

Izack

#freethebush

evelyn

Nah that’s hot dw

Kurapika Nen

$10??? Damn and I thought 5 was pushing it

Kurapika Nen

biggest compliment ty

Kurapika Nen

I’m scared what ur gonna do to me but I hope I can look through your scripts on your computer at some point just to see how unhinged it is

Kurapika Nen

truth

Kurapika Nen

what is this shark tank?

alex

Lol i would take that over the carpet on my chest any day

John Cedar

Slap them with fish

Nradova

LMFAOO fair fair

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO this one got me icl

Kurapika Nen

I’ll have to work out a deal with you since you’re buying in bulk

Kurapika Nen

HAHAHHA

Kurapika Nen

this is true!! but some people don’t even like my armpit hair 😭

Kurapika Nen

3 strands coming up 🫡

Kurapika Nen

oh thank god I was worried it wasn’t

Kurapika Nen

Honestly I think you could up it to $10 a pop ez

Collington

if there’s an amazon delivery driver at your doorstep tomorrow to bring you to my bedroom… don’t ask. i had to make good use of my prime

theo

LMAOO WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!!

Luce

hey so i thought you were supposed to be a funny twitter boy who moans why the fuck are you hot

theo

No u

Ashr

Got me giggling and kicking my feet rn

Leo🍉🌻

having Asian genes is both a blessing and a curse 😔

Phoenix Darling

Lmao noo dont be sorry, i got a giggle out of it trust🫶🏼

Ale

Every piece for one etb I’ll do anything

Kurapika Nen

thank you choso pookie

Kurapika Nen

hopefully in a good way 🐥

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO sorry 😭

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO idk if I got THAT much

Kurapika Nen

I’ll take either one tbh

Kurapika Nen

yea go get a machete and some sunscreen to explore the jungle

Kurapika Nen

I laughed at this for too long icl

Kurapika Nen

$95?? Damn okay I’ll throw in some free ones for buying in bulk

Kurapika Nen

gotta do what ya gotta do

Kurapika Nen

nah you’re very handsome and perfect 🤧

Kurapika Nen

PFFAHA insane

Kurapika Nen

I can do weirder probably

Kurapika Nen

AYOO I did 3 times earlier I nearly died

Kurapika Nen

I’m blushing omg noooooooo

Magnif

need to check the whole stock to decide if the price is fair based on demand, lmk 🕵️‍♀️

rena

can i pet ur bush pls

hannah

im going to shrink myself so i can live in ur bush like a smurf

hannah

just sniffed my screen hey hi hello!

hannah

ill take 10 pls

hannah

could smell the comment section from england man wtf (this is still hot tho icl)

alex

Most humans have body hair

Nradova

my brain just did a full system restart 😵‍💫 pretty sure you with a happy trail would actually kill me, so maybe it’s for the best 💔 + great business idea, i have $15 to spare 💵 LMAO

molotov

It’s pulsating your name rn btw

Angel

how many r u willing to trade for a journey together etb 😁😁

lily

Ok that’s hot 🤧🤧

angerissues

I'm mild-to-moderately obsessed with this photo tbh 🤭🤭

Leo🍉🌻

The thoughts are scrambled seeing you bush and I'm not sure I'll ever think correctly again

Fooosh

Random post but alright😭 hope your having a good night, ill just go back to focusing on games.

Ale

I was hoping to braid it. Darn. 💀 I’M KIDDING

Luce

5 bucks… how about an ice cold dr pepper instead..

aileen

Can I explore your bush

Joey D

CAN I SNIFF PLEASE!!!

SHÅLLØN

Can I get $95 worth please!!?!?!? Preferably after I get up off the floor bc holy shitt

S🐈‍⬛

Selling pubes is wild, that's crazier than bathwater my guy

jadey

my Asian genes failed me apparently lmaooo

Ashr

Still wouldn’t be my most shameful purchase…

Dead Moon

almost the weirdest notification I've ever gotten

hellbound

i'm going to cum and it's your fault

Fritzy

$5 a POP??? ill take a bundle of 12, thank you

nixon


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