Crissie's New Beanbag
Added 2023-01-16 17:00:05 +0000 UTCCodi's Diary: Entry 049
You know when you smell something for so long, it kind of fades into the background like white noise in scent form? Yeah, this is the exact opposite of whatever that is.
It all started three weeks ago (yes, it's been that long) when Master gave us a sample bottle of CrissBaby Diaper Company's latest and greatest product, Infinity Powder. Just sprinkle a bit on while diapering and you can go up to a month without needing a change. Unfortunately for me, Crissie took that as a challenge.
Fast forward to today and Crissie's bratty ass was still as rash-free as it was when she taped on her Grow-With-Me Diaper three weeks prior. I swear, my eyebrows have started to burn off. The entire pocket-dimension nursery is practically a containment zone. And no, there are no windows in the void.
Goddess as my witness, I hope Crissie gets a lovely serving of karma in the form of a red, itchy tushy. Or at the very least, maybe a bolt of lightning can strike down whoever thought long-lasting baby powder was a good idea.
P.S. Yes, I've been using the Infinity Powder and no, I haven't gotten a rash. THAT'S COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.
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