My caption idea:
"W-wait! Wh-wh-where are you going Sweetie?! I spent all that time tying myself up and calling for you to come take advantage of me, and you're just going to immediately turn around and walk away upon seeing me like this?! I-I-I-If it's about my body hair I'll let you shave it all off and then you can have some fun with your mommmmm! Pleeeeeaaaaase!!"