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The Hangover - Drunk Feminisation

Added 2022-12-30 23:32:18 +0000 UTC

"Honey, it was a bachelor party - things are expected to get a little crazy. What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok." Dad was trying his best, but there was no way in hell he was salvaging this one. Mom was livid. "The only thing staying in Bangkok is your dick and my marriage. How could you be so stupid?!" "I was drunk!" "And you just happened to fall into a late-night surgical clinic?" "We were all daring each other. The lads just got carried away is all." "George, a tattoo is getting carried away. This is... this is..." She was lost for words. "When you rang me to apologise, crying like a little girl, I figured you'd... slept with a ladyboy or something. I didn't realise you'd actually be coming home as one." I'd never seen someone literally tearing out their hair before. "Oh god, what am I going to tell the neighbours? If anyone asks, you're our maid." "'Maid'? Honey, be reasonable-" "You really think I want to be associated with my dickless husband? And you're sleeping on the couch tonight."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was woken at 2am by the sight of a dainty figure tiptoeing into my room. In my groggy half-awake state, I'd almost forgotten about dad's eventful trips, or that mom had confiscated his possessions in expectation of divorce proceedings, clothing included. She held a finger to her lips, lifting up the duvet covers and slipping under them, shivering. "Ugh, that couch is murdering your old man's bad back. You don't mind if I sleep with you tonight, do ya, champ?" she said, resting her head on my pillow.