The shock of the unfamiliar body combined with the thin heels caused Perry to stumble the moment he “landed”
Uh, Control, I think you fucked up the targeting! Looks like I landed in a little blond chick!
Roger, Perry, Vessel confirmed! This will be a stealth insertion. Proceed on mission.
You gotta be shittin me! The head of the bloodiest cartel in the system and you kit me out in a 90lb bimbo?
Intel says he is hosting a party in his compound tonight and he has a taste for blond whores! Cattle call is at the corner of 12th and Logan! We put probability of selection at 85%. Imprint extraction will be conducted after mission completion.
This is why you didn’t brief me before launch, You knew I didn’t want to do any more of these bedroom jobs! What if I tell the Agency to fuck off and just not show for cattle-call
Extraction will be conducted after mission completion.
You bastards! So I either go in, fuck my way up the chain to the target and kill him or I’m stuck in this body?
Extraction will be conducted after mission completion.
I fucking hate my job.