Race for your manhood
Added 2024-06-12 19:33:47 +0000 UTCThis? You want me to race in this?
It’s got a V-8! Plenty of power!
It also weighs more than a fucking dump truck! What are we looking at? 0-60 in an hour?
It’s tough
It’s a battleship and it handles like a boat too!
It's all we had and I had to put my manhood in the pot with yours just to get it!
GREAT! We’ll be able to swap outfits! Cause I can’t do Whap’s run in this!
WHAT? You can’t just give up! You’ll be stuck as a girl forever, and I’ll be turned into one too!
If I try to take this rear-wheeled behemoth up that road at speed the only thing I’ll win is a head-on with a tree! So you better make peace with wearing panties.
You don’t have balls to win your dick back?!
I’d rather be a living girl than a burning corpse!
No! Please! Come back! I don’t want to be a girl!
Then you should have asked me before betting your dick on this piece of shit!
