Physical Enhancer
Added 2023-01-02 07:00:03 +0000 UTC- New product testing, physical capability enhancer — underwear. Test object – boxers, test subject – male in good physical condition. Improving physical condition of target. Expected increase in strength during the test by 3-5 times… O-ok, the formalities are done, almost forgot about them, he-he. In fact, the test was launched a couple of minutes ago, so how do you feel now?
- Hey Doc, I feel not so… well. I feel sick, to be clear. You sure it’s safe?
- Chills, heart palpitations, shortness of breath?
- Everything at once! All of a sudden!
- Don't worry, judging by my notes, it may be normal… may be… But maybe not. I’m not sure what is that semi-erased symbol… Hm-m…
- YOU wrote it yourself!
- Might be worth checking out...
- Now?! Doc, the boxers… in a strange way they affect me! Is it normal? I need to knooo… kh-argh! Oh god, oh god! Doc! What’s going ooon?!
- Oh well, I… I didn’t know it would work that way...
- You didn’t WHAT?! My body’s collapsing, I’m dyi... Oof, ah, bummer! What was that, I dunno... Like, I felt the pain, but now, like, I feel just great! Jeez! So powerful, like, yummy superhuman, tee-hee! Hey Dokey! Is it, like, over, like, no more strange things?
- My lord!
- Why do you look so confusey? It turned out pretty, pretty well, tee-hee! But you seem worried! Why worries?! May I help you pull yourself together? Ah, I know the answer! No, no, don't go anyway! That door won’t stop meee! No need to run, you can’t tho! You CAN’T escape me silly, you know it! Stay still Dokey, otherwise I will take you by strong-arm methods!
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I thought why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
