Ask us question for the premium episode in the comments

If Esports and regular sports switched places (regular sports less popular than Esports) how do you think your lives would change?

Andy Vasulka

What's the craziest party you've ever been to? Also, does slime eat ass?

BushDidNiner11

will you guys ever have any guests on the podcast, if so who do you think you bring on?

Morgan Johnson

What is your guys favorite childhood video game?

bloop

Any ghost stories or just interactions ?

DarkQuief

What’s everyone’s experience with making music? (Like, playing instruments I guess)

Anthony Kase

Can nick tell the story of how a random man at a casino (EVO I think) who called every hit on roulette for like 20 spins and then told him to bet green? He told it in the Content Creator discord game night call one time and I think it's a great story for the pod

Klavery 201

Y’all eat ass?

Max Gillespie

favorite smash tourny moment?

Blaise Crowley

What's one thing you've always wanted to do, and haven't done yet, but you plan on it.

Sykik

holy shit shut up

EnvironmentalHazard

whats one thing you would've done differently throughout your life

Eks Dee

if ur mother and girlfriend switched bodies and u had to fr*ck (sex) one of them to turn them back which one would u?

octjankus2

Zombie apocalypse goes down, who in the group do you choose as your partner for the best chance of survival?

Krenko-boi

how much money to film an adult video with the same sex?

Izaiah

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

billytilton9

poobie

Justice Rios

Thoughts on a patreon tourney at some point? Maybe for bragging rights ( à la your established 6month melee title) and badge within the discord?

PeteSake

Most wholesome moment of one of the other roommates

Ozziebren

this is what im most excited about

CHRIS RIOS

Can you do the whole ep dunking on the "summit isn't smash" twitter essay

Toby

What’s the craziest place that each of you has played melee in? (Besides the crack house)

Trent Hughes

Has anyone thought of moving out before if so why

Luke

Sheesh mannnn

Julian Arellano

What's the worst thing you all got in trouble for with your parents?

Josh Walat

this is for all the boys, what was the easiest money you’ve made in your life?

alecjonsi

More money or more power?

Connor Cusick

What is your dumbest reason to visit the hospital?

Shane Lloyd

what do you think of the delays to Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga?

Jeb Bush

how much money does this patreon have to make to make nick consider quitting his job?

Maurice Ravel, noted Bolero hater

What is it like living with someone so famous as aimen is

t0nathan

Have the yard boys ever kissed?

Zach P

What's it like to play mafia at summits?

Tony Luo

Does Lud need to smell his stinky underwear?

Benjamin

Chuggaconroy. End of the question.

Brandon Heflin

Who dresses the best out of the yard boys?

Ashton Carruth

Everyone's answer to the Pokemon vs Lions question but Lud isn't allowed to say anything while talking about it

Jake Stalvey

Tell crazy jerkoff stories (question inspired by Blue mountain state)

Dylan Swift

Is it better to cum in the sink or sink in the Cum?

shikaded

which melee character has the most annoying mains?

Barnyard_Bill

favorite condiment?

David Theune

All four of you are stranded on an island with no food. Who's the first to suggest cannibalization and who is getting eaten?

Sgt. Skills

What’s the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you guys? :)

Skalex

If you had to pick up, pack, and leave LA, where would you want to go, and why? (you can keep your current roommates or get new ones, up to each person who answers.

Josh Kochanski

pickles or olives?

Captain Absurd

What is the hardest you've ever been hit in the balls? physically or mentally

chris thomas

If each of you could choose one celebrity to have as a guest on the show who would they be?

Conor Leary

which one of you guys made out with ludwig and how did it build up to that. i've been curious since that lie detector video.

Sam

What's one celebrity / influencer that you don't mind shit-talking right now? Give the reason why as well.

ABagOVicodin

With the success of the Yard and the Patreon, how close is Ludwig to completing his master plan?

Griffith Moderator 2

For slime and nick, what made you guys think of doing a live commentary over Disney original movies, and will you guys eventually do movies outside of dcoms. keep up the great work bois

maskedgamer1068 .

Classify every member of the pod as either a straight mom or a gay dad

Anthony Mollé

On average, who is the funniest member of the yard? What is the funniest bit any member of the yard has ever run?

Paddo

What is your all-time favorite melee set?

Aido64

Did you ever have a time in your life where you knew you had a great idea but you didn't have the follow through? And how did you deal with the fear of failure to push through?

Space Cowboy

If you could pick one album to listen to for the rest of your life what would it be

Jonathan

would you guys do a 4 man beeriokart?

bev_inlove

Which roommate has the weirdest eating habits?

Evelyn Watson

If you had the opportunity to redo/change the last five years of your professional careers, what would you do differently?

Dead_Fusion

Did you guys expect the Yard to become so big so fast? (i.e. Patreon is already at 3k) And what are your future plans for the pod, like guest appearances or other interesting things to spice up episodes?

Narayan Baril

How high is Ludwig on a scale of 1 to 10?

ComBustible Gaming

What if Slime won the followers race? What would be different in life?

Michael

because you guys are big into melee, would any of the boys ever be interested in a game called Gunz: The Duel? i've just recently seen the game and it looks really complex, with a lot of cool techs and a small but growing community. i haven't personally gotten into the game but im researching it now and it looks like there are a lot of community hosted servers and communities since the game was discontinued in early 2013.

haha yup

What show or movie had the biggest impact on you all growing up

Lowell Woock

If there's ever a guest on the main pod will they be on the corresponding Patreon episode?

AFPiece Investigator

who is most similar to their melee main? or if thats too difficult than what char is everyone most similar too?

Joshua Hartzler

What superlative did you guys get in your yearbooks

Chase

What age did you find out what you wanted to do with life

Chase

Slime, when was the moment you realized that Ludwig was dependent on you to survive?

CognitiveGear

Do you have more plans to record promotional material for events or brands? I LOVE the Mogul Money Coinbase ads, and the Beyond the Summit sketches are classics.

Liam

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to each one of you?

Jariah J

Have any of you ever been scammed or fucked over by someone/something?

backstreetboy

How did everyone end up in LA?

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

What is a language you´d like to speak? and why is it german?

Emil Bonn

What's your favourite way to unwind outside of work/streaming?

Tommy

Which yardsman has the worst/best drip

Cameron

this is not for advice, we have an advice show, and that show has anonymous submission

The Yard

What was the most trouble you ever got in at school ?

Carter

How close is nick to quitting his job?

Gabby Oosthuizen

Do you really think the lions would beat one of EVERY pokémon?

Gabby Oosthuizen

Lmao I kinda wanna know

HPRIME33

It looks like you guys enjoy making sketches, do any of you intend on perusing this more outside of the podcast?

Charlie

One must be chosen

Rose Tyler

Why not both?

Erik Cunningham

Cum or piss?

Rose Tyler

do any of you have any unique interests/hobbies/encyclopedic knowledge of any subjects that ppl might be surprised to hear?

boobery

someone you had to talk to for professional reasons but hated don't have to name drop but give examples

tankengine

What are each of your pet peeves??

Matt

Do you all like bidet’s or is ludwig crazy?

Shafts

Where can I dm Aidan at

Matthew

Mainly for Ludwig, but since you all working together now this definitely applies to all of you guys: What do you realistically see yourselves doing in 5-10 years from now? In other words, what's the ideal vision for you guys? Is Ludwig still going to be streaming/YouTube? Is Slime still gonna be managing everything? Are Nick and Aiden still going to be running The Yard?

Lemur

Not a question but I think an anonymous way to submit would be great for more serious advice

Nik Kahn

do you guys actually like show each other your cock and balls like jesus christ you guys have so many stories about seeing or showing each other your dick/balls do you guys actually do this shit

Shane McDonald

Is this A good question?

Matthew

Can’t find kids

Jake Hathaway

What gives you the right?

RonJon

why ?

KatytheLoser

what’s the most annoying thing you think the other roommates do?

meg

Have you been better roommates since the podcast started?

Kel

This is my fav question so far

Bartholemu MK

given the chance to convince any person on earth of anything, who and what would it be?

Bartholemu MK

I know everyone on the pod plays melee, but have any of you fucked with other fighting games? If so, which ones are pog and which ones are dog?

ganobrator

What is the worst pain you have felt. (Emotionally or Physically)

John

This

HPRIME33

How long pp?

kody smith

Are you going to have guests on in the future? If so, where are they gonna sit?

Sammy Worlda

What’s one thing you would change (for better or worse) about the other members bodies?

Randy Buck

Question for Aiden: who’s the best avenger and why

Tony Allevato

This

Eli Chavez

you guys still play valo?

Andrew Poindexter

Okay but like the real question is, how many times have y’all had to deal with each other’s cum in the bathroom?

Eli Chavez

Not to repeat my q from twt but does the seating arrangement on set have a reason behind it and does it allow for future guests ?

rids

Who is the most likely to get arrested and for what?

Slizzy Slide

What is each of your favourite dishes to cook? (The "u" in favourite is because I'm Canadian)

Aidan Corbett

How does it feel not having to worry about making rent or just money troubles in general?

Noah Halbur

Any chance there will be a MPL sanctioned tournament at any point? Preferably skins vs skins again

2004 Honda Civic

Which of you guys is most likely to survive in a prison environment? Who would be the worst off?

Ohdyn

Are you a hunter or a gatherer

ahh ahh

Would you rather fight a bear with a sword or a wolf with your bare hands

ahh ahh

slime you're my fav of the bunch, you're fucking hilarious, and i discovered you before the others, hows that make you feel

noah frusha

If you guys could create a person to add to your friend group, what would their personality be, how would they dress, create the perfect imaginary friend.

HPRIME33

(For all 4) What's the meanest or strangest thing you've ever done or something that's stuck in your mind / conscience ?

Camilo

Nick and Aiden, how bad did it hurt when Lud said his favorite roommate was Slime during the lie detector?

Matthew Wesolowski

Any plans for more shows through the patreon on in general?

Hunter Peterson

Does it ever get weird for the boys with QT being the only woman in the house? Any talks of moving nicks gf in?

Painter

If you all had to fight, what would be your weapon of choice?

Coen

Who would you guys credit as your biggest influences of your sense of humor?

Thomas Harvey

Definitely an odd question, but where is Kneeper? I haven't seen him since that one YLYL video maybe like a year ago. Is he okay?

Wes Garcia

Favorite hobbies?

Patrick Straker

I’m sure it’s already been asked but have all four of you guys (together or individually) always wanted to make content/ entertaining media or did you have other aspirations or career goals?

Jesse Willson

You guys state Ludwig is different off stream in terms of energy, does the rest of you guys personalities differ from what is shown on camera/podcast? And in what ways?

Mel

How do I get better at Smash

Ammar

With you guys' inherently creative jobs, how do you deal with burnout?

Nick

Where does nick shop for clothes

Joseph Stapleton

what is smash to you guys? and why?

ACR

Are you guys looking forward to the new Smash-esque Nickelodeon fighter game?

VintageONE CP

Who survives the longest in a zombie apocalypse?

Chris Wood

If you could collab with any other clothing brand for mogul moves, which would you pick? Would love to see Mogul Moves x ChinaTown Market

Lance Howard

Who is your least favorite out of the group and why is it aiden

Trey Brown

Who is the worst housemate?

Taylor Easley

what’s your least favorite and most favorite thing about each member

Chris C

What do you want to be known for?

Jessica

For slime: what's the worst fan interaction youve ever had

Krenko-boi

For aiden: whats the worst interaction youve ever had with someone as a T.O.

Krenko-boi

If you had to Kick one member out of the house, who would It be?

Natural Ninja25

Who's got the 3rd biggest dick, but don't say who got the biggest.

Bennet Strahmann

If you were all to not be working in online entertainment, what career path would you choose?

Winn Williams

Besides Melee, which other competitive scene do you like?

Santiago M

Any other new (super secret *wink*) podcasts planned?

Erik Cunningham

Who out of streamers and pro Smash players do you think would be rough to have as a roommate?

Felix Laureles

When Nick made fun of Aiden regarding bluetooth speaker, was the song "god's bathroom floor" in reference to Atmosphere?

jorge venzor

What genres of games do y'all like besides the obvious Smash stuff and what's been streamed.

Sean

is a hotdog a taco

cow

Where do you see the yard in 5 years?

logan andreoni

What’s a good way to save money

Lunerie

In your opinions, what's the most infuriating or annoying trend to rise recently? I.e. ratio, drama frogs, shipping, etc.

D M

Is Slime the only one who can protect us from the dark triads?

Tang

Worst decision you've made on stream?

Kackary

who’s your favorite gay actor

Ethan Witt

Go-to starbiez order?

Sparza

When is the most upset you guys have ever been at eachother? (Besides the tea incident)

Carlo Medrano

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? Love the pod.

John R. Morgan

What the dog doin

GREYVE

if each of your fellow podcast members a disney princess who would they be and why?

Katie Horrocks

I want to find melee roommates, please advise

Drew Mumma

Slime, why do you approach most new interactions with hostility then adjust to kindness if necessary, rather than approaching with kindness and adjusting to hostility if needed?

Vance Elsey

What moment in your life meant the most to you? (if you're willing to share of course)

Daniel

What’s your favourite soup (this is a really important question I swear)

You guys fight to the death who would win?

kechulol

Who are your favorite music artists?

sean scott

Question for everyone: Whats the most respectable asshole move you've seen someone pull off and you couldn't even be mad about it because of a perfect execution?

Rydeen

Have you all Been on vacations together? If so which one was The most fun and do u potentially have any stories there from?

Guttentag

Favorite music genres?

Silvirhunter

What are the other members most annoying habits that you haven’t ever told them annoys you?

Jacob Clark

Was Ludwig always this bad at being independent or has this just been a recent thing now that he's rich?

Cain

What are ya'lls opinions on bumper stickers, or those family member sticker things people put on their cars? I thought this might lead to fun conversation

Urian Cavallo

How much work really goes on behind the scenes that the viewers don't see? (general streaming, the yard, hive mind, etc.)

Parker Jones

So I think a fun question would be if you could have dinner with any 3 people dead or alive who would it be and why? However, I think a much more interesting twist to that classic question is “If you could stream or run an event featuring any 3 people dead or alive who and why?” (Im okay with my name being read)

Vespaesian

Whats up

ChukfullLuck

If you were not doing what you were right now. Where would you be and what would you be doing? Job, location and hobby?

Austin Sutherland

First concert, and best concert?

Aidan Babbitt

Do you think any solo member of your group could deadlift a 32 inch trinitron?

Kyle Lippold

Will the yard have guests on the show once it's more rooted or do you plan to keep it "The Main Boys" only? Guest examples: Cody Ko, GeoWizard, QT, Hasan, Joey The Anime Man, Magnus Carlsen etc...

Rydeen

Do you have any idea what your “retirement” would look like?

Troy Major

Do you guys ever plan on setting down and having kids in the near future?

Justin Clementson

Living together for so long and knowing each other for even longer, what’s your biggest pet peeve of your roommates and their perceived pet peeve of themselves?

Riley Ohashi

2v2 Valroant game, first to 13 what teams are the most fair and even?

Philip Clinton

What was the first moment when you realized Ludwig was getting the bag, the dough, fat stacks, beaucoup bucks?

Raza Ahmed

What are you guys thoughts on dci (drum corps international) ? If you arent familiar the blue devils are a great example

TJ Sheridan

If you turned into a girl for a day, would you let the homies hit?

Humberto Camacho

Out of the three other members who would you fuck marry or kill

Avery Coe

you all seem to get along alright, what was one of the worst conflicts you have had?

Jasper Macfarlane

Fuck, Marry, Kill; Leffen, Hungrybox, Mang0

George Horn

My parents are pretty neutral on Homosexuality, but are openly racist My Boyfriend is black and I haven't come out to them. I dont live with them anymore, but see them pretty often. Any advice or am I better off just letting them keep going without knowing

Marm

Why are all of you such great guys? Smile

Emeraldplum

Up to interpretation

Michael Dougherty

Does it get annoying when people preface a comment or a dm with “ik im not ludwig’s friend” “ik parasocial relationships are bad” etc. etc.

Kvo.the

Is anyone allergic to anything?

jenny

Who spends the most time alone in the house?

Blake Budos

How much of an impact do you think moving in together has had?

dieg0

What is aidens favorite movie and why is it The Social Network?

Gavin Parrish

What is the one game, for each of you, that if the entire house were to go head to head in you win every time?

Jinouga

How did Ludwig’s dad die tragically to alcoholism?

Sir_Perior497

Fattest hog?

Jules van Hees

Prefacing this question by saying that I love the vibe you four bring to the pod, but I'm curious to know if y'all intend to do guest features down the line similar to how the Official Podcast boys run things. Regardless, keep up the good work- you guys make long days in a mail truck fly by. Appreciate y'all!

Aj Cooney

Is there an infinite edge or do you just not even get close?

KraziKAOTIC247

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

jenny

Slime's ability to flatulate on command amazes me. Has he ever sharted while trying to assert his dominance over a house member?

Luis Lopez

Who has the best overall gaming skill

Eddie

Out of everyone in the yard, who is the biggest weeb?

Francisco Limongi

rt + 1

Xavier Gonzalez

Have any two members ever gotten in a significant or lasting fight?

Kevin C

Obviously being a group of men living together, there comes some ego and level of competition, how do you keep each other in line?

Chase Holland

Are you, Lulwig, planning to go to Nippon whenever it reopens to tourists?

Colin Buchanan

Where do you think you would be now without Smash melee or twitch?

Brian

If 15 year old you saw present day you, what do you think they would think?

Alex

What’s the craziest drunk/high story involving all or most of you

Ben Mcgregor

You already mentioned how Slime is a psychopath when it comes to taking jokes too far. What do you guys consider too far when it comes to a bit?

Ryan Nash

Do any of you have an event in your life that caused you to completely change your view on something or someone?

Stephen H.

(for each member) If you had to get rid of one person in the group who would it be?

Joe

Does Slime stink? I feel like out of everyone he would smell the most.

What are each of your net worths? Assets minus liabilities.

Trevor

What music artist have you discovered most recently that you really fuck with?

Barrow

Have any of you shed nostalgic tears before? If so, explain.

KraziKAOTIC247

How long do you see the podcast landing?

Valister

What is the one moment in ur lives u will remember forever, when it comes to your friendship

Nick _115_

What are each of your top 3 movies?

Alex Gutierrez

any plans on doing a dress up halloween podcast episode? or just theme focused episodes in general

Ilona

What’s something each of you miss from your hometown or area growing up that you can only get there?

Sameer Surti

Lud: when's the next ludlocke? Slime, nick and Aiden: how do you guys keep ludwig's ego at a reasonable level? lol

Thomas Aasrud

What's the worst injury/funniest injury you guys have had?

BigAssAnimeTits

Will you have guests on the pod? If so when, and can Jerma be one of them?

Jonah Lorenzo

What’s some advice for someone who is trying to be more funny person? Would you say there’s a way to study humor, or is it more so just based on life experience/ content consumed?

Emerldd

How important has melee been in your career paths, if you had not discovered melee do you think you would have still been involved in the eSports and gaming scene?

poopfart228

Whats the worst habit of each roommate?

Usama

This is the most pressing issue we have rn

Ben Mcgregor

Any near death experiences that turned into a good story?

Kelvin T

Mountain or beach? Specifically why is beach the wrong answer?

Louis Levesque

Do you feel like moving to LA helped your career (all of you)

Jesse Wagner

What is the biggest dealbreaker for you in a relationship

Tori Garcia

What is Aiden's fursona and why it is Garfield

Sleep

Can we go down the line and get each of your 100% no-cap-on-a-stack expectations of how many Patreon supporters you thought you'd end up with this soon? As of writing this you're just about to break 3.5k Patrons which is insane. Would be super interesting to hear who underestimated and who overestimated the numbers.

George Horn

which one of you was the “we should start a podcast” guy?

Thomas

How many?

Snacm

where do you feel like you are in life/career? do you feel like you’ve met your definition of success?

Lily

Whats your dream animal to have as a pet? No mantinence required

Brody Frost

How do you think the discord is going? Are we exceeding your expectations or have we failed you?

Joseph

any primers?

SpikeLee36O

What was the outright worst fart slime had pulled off

Alan Darby

when was the last time you did something for the first time?

Ilona

if we recreated the classic YouTube song “the ultimate showdown” with twitch streamers, who’s taking the dub?

Tyler Dickerson

Will you guys bring guests on in the future?

Mark Baker

what’s you guys’ favorite thing about each other?

Boden Christie

What's the last book you guys have read?

Carter Sarkela

Who gets the least amount of sleep for no reason?

Tate Lohmiller

What do you think is the best thing to pass time on a long road trip?

numberchalk221

If you could only listen to one artist for the rest the week who would it be

MorningLove

have you ever had a friendship-ending fight with each other?

Jacob Thompson

What's the best movie ever

John Harvie

When is the Lud Aiden Ross boxing match happening

Johnathan A Ball

what were yalls favorite metalcore/emo bands growing up?

Jeremiah Hernandez

what's it like production-wise making The Yard? as someone interested in video production I have a bit of experience on sets but I always love to see the behind the scenes of productions of movies, shows, and commercials. what goes into making an episode of the yard?

haha yup

when did each of you start playing melee seriously, and what got you into the competitive scene in the first place?

Simon U

How much money do you have to get given to be in a All Male gangbang

The Peetster

Who did the set design? It's fuckin insane. Make's my Tech Theatre nuts tingle.

Marcus Roberts

Will Aiden ever come back to PNW to host a dope ass event again?

Wyatt Liddicoat

Least and most favorite sponsors?

Nick D

either alcoholic or not

thyme

Whats the culture like around large and successful gaming organizations?

Jed Lyneis

How do I DM Aiden @aidencalvin on Twitter ?

jose jose

What happened to kneeper?

Stephen D Main

Which Yard member do you confidently think you could beat in a fight?

Kevin Johnson

If you had to choose fuck but no cum or cum but no fuck what’ll it be 🤔

Michael Dougherty

If YouTube / streaming were not captivating for you anymore, what would you enjoy moving on to in the future?

Joshua Kozak

What's the weirdest place you've considered masturbating?

Lucas S

what's your favourite drink?

thyme

Who’s dying first out of you guys

Emma Sharp

rt

austinnathan

What would you say has been the biggest turning point in your friend group?

Robin Nash

For Nick and Slime: do you guys choose not to drink and do drugs for personal reasons or is it not liking the sensation of being drunk or high? Love the content guys!

Robin Zachary

just how horny are these polaroids going to be? if i were to hang it up in my office would hr have to talk to me?

jenna

How much would it cost to suck hagrids sweaty toes?

Jack Moore

Have any of you had any life or death experiences?

Malachi Mcmillan

Do you guys shave your assholes?

Jeff Serra

What are your favorite moments from being roommates?

Ben Stubbs

If you could go back in time and fix a mistake you made, what would it be?

War_Paragon

Is the dynamic between you all different when you’re working vs. Not working?

Wyatt Page

are you going to have any guests on the show. If so when do you think so and who do you have in mind?

Paul Nelson

what’s the earliest memory you have of all 4 of you together and individually?

freddy

What’s the origin of the nickname “Slime”. Sorry if it’s a well known story

Alex Baker

Are you guys gonna have guests on and if so who is your fist pick?

Patrick J Candelaria

Who would win in a race? A snail, or a worm?

Dalton Carrick

What do you all think you’d be doing if not for twitch/smash?

Adam Bucknall

What are your dream cars?

DomoArigatoMrElGato

How do I grow as a streamer with ~10 average viewers?

Dale Durham

What are some of your best inside jokes?

Preston Varnell

yall makin bank off the company??

Wil Secord

who is the most likely to move out

Joe Dana

how long do you guys plan on keeping this going for?

FishyBusines

What happened to Neeper? Haven’t seen him around in a while.

Rex

any timeline on when the merch is gonna be announced?

jaximus_

Which housemate steals the most of the others food?

Cardboard

How many episodes do you think you’ll make it to

Protoman Nerd

Can you play melee on the pod?

Sam Miserez

Other than smash what is everyone's favorite game of all time

Deus_Vullt

who cranks their hog the most

Griffin Steinke

where do you see the progression of the four going in the next couple of years (what are your bigger aspirations)?

Jack

What’s your favourite animal

Shafts

What’s the worst thing any of you have ever eaten

Justin Jensen