Happy Valentina's Day!
Added 2025-02-15 05:52:41 +0000 UTCPOV: You let her stay over for the night, but she drinks all the beer in your refrigerator and uses your shower, so you never reply to any of her texts anymore.
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uuuuuuuu sloppy beer makeout sesh uuuuuuuu
Khorrin
2025-02-16 17:51:33 +0000 UTCI don’t know what she’s saying but I don’t drink so she can have it all
Shy_
2025-02-16 17:25:35 +0000 UTCWife
Enhe
2025-02-15 23:08:15 +0000 UTCGo to jail
Bigsmile
2025-02-15 18:26:18 +0000 UTCThey do be like those trappist beermaking monks
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 09:16:49 +0000 UTCI DIDNT KNOW SMOLL TOROS ARE MAKING THEIR OWN BEER
SAVE CROW
2025-02-15 09:11:52 +0000 UTCI'm still boning her!
kingou3853
2025-02-15 09:10:03 +0000 UTCThats when you hit her back with the ol’ “You sounded like you also fried chicken earlier”
NeoTorchwick
2025-02-15 08:54:36 +0000 UTCDoctors hate her with her life hack!
SuuSuuka
2025-02-15 08:32:47 +0000 UTCin the toilet, skibidi chicken
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 08:04:19 +0000 UTCshe was forced to eat clay for 500 years
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 08:04:04 +0000 UTCI just need her hand.. To hold..
Silver
2025-02-15 07:41:39 +0000 UTCBut Valentina, you took over my kitchen to make tonsa red chili! Where else am I gonna fry my chicken??
Bigsmile
2025-02-15 07:18:04 +0000 UTCSpoilers it’s a clay bath filled with multicoloured clay
SuuSuuka
2025-02-15 06:56:17 +0000 UTCI do sound like I'm frying chicken in there, yes
Emil Guerra
2025-02-15 06:54:02 +0000 UTCProbably, yeah. It's nothing I can't gaslight gatekeep girl boss my way out of if someone tries to cause a problem
Rowan Hawthorpe
2025-02-15 06:08:41 +0000 UTCSmash that beer can for recycling
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 06:07:43 +0000 UTCWait, are you two even in the right house
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 06:07:32 +0000 UTCCounterpoint: worth it if I can smash
Valvary
2025-02-15 06:03:05 +0000 UTCThis is not a problem for me because I don't drink beer, so any cans she found are someone else's problem. I'm more concerned why she thinks I'm frying chicken in the bathroom. That's just unsanitary, that is.
Rowan Hawthorpe
2025-02-15 06:00:00 +0000 UTCRoughage is good or so I'm told
Vinuscar
2025-02-15 05:58:21 +0000 UTCspeaking about that i dont think those stones in the pee are normal
Tempura Person
2025-02-15 05:56:59 +0000 UTCValentina, my love, she can't do anything to make me not text her back. She's too wonderful especially noticing how much I piss.
Vinuscar
2025-02-15 05:55:38 +0000 UTC
