Tempura Person

[ Transparent ] Long One

Added 2024-10-22 01:44:22 +0000 UTC

Born when joy concentrations in Small Tora enclaves hit a tipping point (usually during tomato parties or discovery of Smaller Toras/Tomatoras), Long Ones are the more covertly-natured of the Small Tora God's servant-friends.

Using their slinky frame to burrow and slither their way behind the front lines (aided by the pitter-patter of their 100+ leggies) they seek out enemy leaders and subtly influence their cognition by humming strange tunes into their ear. Such hits include "Let's Be Friends", "Hi Hi Hi" and others.

Corrupted enemy leaders then serve as psychic conduits for the Long One to exert the will of the Small Tora God across the entirety of the enemies' forces, incapacitating them even before the battle begins. If push comes to shove and the Long One is forced to engage in combat, it will simply perform a silly dance (the ancient Terran ritual of "the worm"), bamboozling all in witness.

The more accolades added to their name, the longer they become, ascending to the ranks of Longer One, Very Long One and to the most vaunted position of the Longest One, whose length stretches miles into the foggy horizon...