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Hivemind-san invites you over...

Ever since you moved to Kadaku, you've been seeing her sneak glances at your direction...

I wonder what's cooking?

Hivemind-san invites you over...

Comments

Sure, just let me make a few bajillion cookies first… Also, if you don’t wash your hands before eating them I’ll make the Khornes gamer rage look like a joke.

Francis Bacon

I shall bring all the Small Votorals 'n Small Potatoras!

Grimgard

I-i... Um... P-please.... I can help your brood!

CryptoRaptor215

(mirror under the cloche)

Tempura Person

Bring friends... The more the merrier

Tempura Person

Hmm... Depends what's for dinner baby~

CryptoRaptor215

How could I possibly turn down such a generous offer? Of course, I'll give 'em a visit!

Grimgard

The tyranid hive fleets galaxy wide tweaking out:

Tempura Person

Gonna make the whole hivemind feel the recoil of imperial backshots

Doktor Lutscher

Instructions unclear, your vintage Levis have been taken

Tempura Person

Bouta implant my genes into this stealer of a woman.

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

*say Get owned nerd

Tempura Person

Implant you with something im sure

Tempura Person

Yea I'm desperate enough to day yes to this

Shy_

What that toungue do tho

Kiesl

Oh cool! I hope it's ork spore soup or fried eldar ears!

Scarecrow

Unfortunately I suffer from LD Lasrfile Disfunction. BUT I GOT GRENADES, and Much like in bed, I make a big blast, and we're all disappointed by the results.

Hado

hey, you got a lasrifle, use it

Tempura Person

yay! she needs help with spore mines #60 to #592444

Tempura Person

You know the hive mind’s physical form better be called a Tyrnaid Queen

EepySmol

Oh hey, a new target *LOADS HEAVY BOLTER* ...Is what I would say, but I'm part of the astrum militarium sooo....*Die horrifically*

Hado

As long as I can help her with the little ones 🥰

DescendedAngel

hey good that you recognise a fellow hustle buddy

Tempura Person

Hot but not getting eaten for aa shot xd

Kekada

It would be rude to say no. She's just a lonely single mother of trillions looking for some company.

ShocknAwful

Sure, i'd love to come for dinner. *In my head*: Tell my brothers i love them. WITNESS MEEE !

kingou3853

Wont be blue when we steal their denims

Dinide

be mindful of the party crashers, guys in blue

Tempura Person

you should see her when she brings out the kool-aid

Tempura Person

Accept and bring some friends. Cant go wrong with free dinner

Dinide

I went to Avarax, her invitations are all over the place

ILoveBacons

Wow, she's a sloppy eater when it comes to strawberry jam.

Nikten

I dunno... i heard she eats people

Tempura Person

Absolutely nothing can go wrong with accepting

Meh Just something


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