Volunteers Needed!
Added 2024-06-24 11:16:34 +0000 UTCHELP WANTED:
Volunteers needed to test the effects of Tora squishes on the human body.
Volunteers will be subjected to Tora squishes on an hourly basis for 12 hours a day.
Report to your local Small Tora to register for this study before [REDACTED].
Research team will not be responsible for any harm, permanent injury, or death that may result from this study.
Comments
Aww hell yeahs I’ll ask my small tora about it an-GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
SuuSuuka
2024-06-27 03:17:15 +0000 UTCI VOLUNTEER!!!!
Shy_
2024-06-25 03:54:15 +0000 UTCWOAH
NukePone
2024-06-25 01:38:55 +0000 UTCYou will be placed between two large inflating rubber balls
Tempura Person
2024-06-24 14:38:12 +0000 UTCAS A MECHANICUS CAN I EVEN PARTICIPATE WITH BEING A "HUMAN"
SAVE CROW
2024-06-24 14:32:40 +0000 UTCSplendid. Also look out for the keychain if you ordered the bundle.
Tempura Person
2024-06-24 13:47:13 +0000 UTCCount me in, I'll provide results soon. Mine shall teleport to my premises soon
CryptoRaptor215
2024-06-24 13:45:17 +0000 UTCI shall do so as much as I can, but also DAYUM FULLY DEVELOPED TORA UOOOOOOOOGH
emanracing95
2024-06-24 12:20:08 +0000 UTCOh no theyre morbing
Tempura Person
2024-06-24 12:09:41 +0000 UTCTHIS IS THE BEST WAY TO WAKE UP!!!! RAHHHHHHHHH
EepySmol
2024-06-24 12:02:52 +0000 UTCnot the only thing this is inspiring...
Blognarth, The Bringer of Ends
2024-06-24 11:48:00 +0000 UTCYour proactive nature is appreciated... Also look out for the keychain in the packaging in case you ordered the bundle with the keychain
Tempura Person
2024-06-24 11:30:53 +0000 UTCInterview time. What would you bring to this project?
Tempura Person
2024-06-24 11:30:17 +0000 UTCMine arrives today, will test for maxium squishege
Octavia Serpentia
2024-06-24 11:22:30 +0000 UTCI VOLUNTEEEEEEER
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
2024-06-24 11:17:11 +0000 UTC
