Chapter 1726 - Unexpected Wins
Added 2025-12-02 01:00:05 +0000 UTCLuckily, I didn’t encounter anything fishy as I made my way through the tunnels with the forces of the Colony filing along behind me. It looks as though the delvers of Green Mountain have given up the game, at least for the time being, worried that I would still be lurking in the shadows and looking to capture them once more.
Which I am.
Yet, as we get closer to Green Mountain itself, I start to notice more and more activity. Sweeping along as the vanguard, I’m no longer bothering to conceal my mana, and it shows since I detect multiple small groups high-tailing it away from me once I come into their range. Hopefully they’ll be passing along word that I’m here without having noticed who’s coming with me.
Finally, I reach a point only a dozen or so kilometres away from what could be considered directly beneath the Green Mountain itself. We are most certainly within their land and could well be considered an invasion force by a casual observer. Green Mountain would be well within their rights to field their army along with their delvers to try and squash this threat.
In fact, if they did, I would be most grateful!
[Alright, Crinis. You know what you have to do.]
[DESTROY THE FILTH!]
…
[Um… excuse me?]
Crinis, in the form of an amorphous blob, detaches from my shadow and plops onto the tunnel floor beside me. She waves several tentacles frantically, clearly embarrassed.
[I misspoke!] she says, defending herself from my accusatory gaze.
[Sure you did.]
Your mask slipped there for a second, Crinis. Make sure it’s firmly attached before you get out from under my mandibles. Can’t have any mistakes.
[There will be no destruction of anything, filthy or clean. You are going to scout. Remember?]
[Y-yes, Master. I remember.]
[There won’t be any slips, will there?]
[Of course not!]
[No… accidentally cutting people into more parts than they are supposed to have?]
[W-well…] she hesitates, [how many parts is a person supposed to be in?]
[ONE!] I yell. [They are supposed to be in one, Crinis!]
She wiggles her tentacles at me, in some sort of protective motion.
[Alright, I have it! I will make sure everyone I find remains in one piece.]
[And not traumatised in any way.]
[Dammit.]
[AHA! I knew it! Get out there scouting, no fighting at all! Absolutely none. You clearly can’t be trusted right now.]
Sheesh.
Exposed and admonished, a slightly miffed Crinis lifts herself up off the ground, then drops, falling directly into her own shadow, which ripples like the surface of a pond before fading into nothing. She’s gone, off into the shadow realm. From here, things are going to get much more dangerous as there could be traps around every corner. I’m using my gravitational sense to try and spot any shenanigans, but nothing is foolproof. With Crinis out there keeping an eye on things, metaphorically, I’m going to be much happier.
“Are you sure about this, Eldest? It seems foolish to think we can engage in a battle with three legs tied behind our backs.”
Sloan is worried, as she should be. Fighting an opponent that wants to destroy while trying not to destroy them in return is… frankly silly. It’s capital ‘S’ silly. A level of silly that can’t possibly be contained within the confines of a sausage.
“We aren’t even aiming to fight them,” I reassure the general, “not really. A bit of posturing, a bit of, as Tiny would put it, flexing back and forth, then we take off, our opponents none the wiser. Think of it as a display of force exercise. Show them that we mean business.”
“We are far from our own territory,” Sloan replies, bringing her antennae through her elbow joints to soothe her nerves. “We can’t be sure they won’t slip behind us and force a battle.”
“Which is why we’re taking precautions. Scouts and mages are out in the tunnels. We brought core shapers to keep watch on the flanks.”
Getting caught up in a fight would be the worst possible outcome. Forced to defend ourselves, casualties would be the inevitable result.
[Master?] Crinis calls to me, her thoughts faint as if she’s calling from a great distance. [Can you hear me?]
[I can. Is there an issue?]
[I found something that you might want to see.]
[It’s not a mysteriously dismembered person, is it?]
[No!]
Well, this is interesting.
[What is it?]
[I need to come back, in case they find me.]
They? Who is they?
“Apparently, Crinis has found something unexpected,” I tell Sloan, which she doesn’t respond well to.
“Unexpected? That’s not good! Unexpected in what way? Unexpected can be positive or negative.”
“You clearly need some rest. You’re too high strung. When was the last time you had torpor?”
“... No comment.”
That’s not good.
It doesn’t take long before Crinis returns, slipping out of the shadows and landing in a little blob by my side.
[There’s an army in the tunnels, Master,] she tells me without any preamble.
[Already? We only just got here.]
[I think they’ve been here for a few days at least. I don’t think they’re from Green Mountain either.]
Not from the mountain? So… where are they from? Who the heck is sending an army down here?
[Master, I think they looked a little… religious.]
Religious? Wait…
[Are you telling me that the Church of the Path has sent an army down here?!]
[Yes, I think so.]
…
[Tiny, sparring is off.]
Comments
MAY THE WRATH OF DARK ANTHONY SMOTE THEE WITH THE FURY OF AN EVENT HORIZON
DrDankness
2026-01-13 07:42:14 +0000 UTCGo and beat their god out of them, give them Dark Anthony to believe in!
Kevin Wilson
2025-12-05 22:13:49 +0000 UTCTime for the path to meet (The Colony Ship) TCS FAFO
LightningCloud
2025-12-02 15:58:26 +0000 UTCLet them taste Eldest's torpor for eternity!
Navarog
2025-12-02 08:06:10 +0000 UTCGet them Tiny!!!!!!
Marter
2025-12-02 04:56:27 +0000 UTCBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
NyxWell
2025-12-02 03:45:28 +0000 UTCOof this will be fun
Koala Man
2025-12-02 02:56:21 +0000 UTCTftc
Black Rose
2025-12-02 02:40:57 +0000 UTCWell she is coming back. Otherwise she would definitely went full Grinder on them!
Anthony Romanov
2025-12-02 02:36:21 +0000 UTCAh Canadian favourite bed time stories. How many War Crimes can you check off in your dreams?
Anthony Romanov
2025-12-02 02:33:55 +0000 UTCActually, one 8 tier mythic with 9 tier power ( Tier 8 Anthony is surely much stronger than any of the three old demon heralds. And they were late 8 tier monsters, almost tier 9. Probably mythic too, giving their status) + 20+ 7 tier weaker than a normal 7 tier (much of their evolutionary energy goes to stealth and such. That being said, maybe they can compensate that with combined moves or something? ) + what you already wrote
LuffyBR
2025-12-02 02:32:16 +0000 UTCwell that was quick, he heard of the false church and instantly brought out the Geneva checklist
Scott Faulkner
2025-12-02 02:22:11 +0000 UTCNail*
Pockman
2025-12-02 02:18:08 +0000 UTCLet’s get rid of those yucky churchlings once and for all!
KooZnack
2025-12-02 02:16:20 +0000 UTCmurder time. murder time. murder time. murder time. murder time. murder time. murder time. murder time. murder time.
KooZnack
2025-12-02 02:15:51 +0000 UTCTyftc
Sean Bloodgood
2025-12-02 01:59:13 +0000 UTCNeed to see Anthony's reaction to Beyn running around naked going sicko mode with the formica of shame.
Slapjack
2025-12-02 01:58:14 +0000 UTCChristmas come early
Slapjack
2025-12-02 01:55:10 +0000 UTCI think it would take in any kind of mana. I'd imagine that if he put gravity mana in, he would get liquid gravity mana out (and then immediately implode into a black hole, but that's beside the point)
TheLostGolem
2025-12-02 01:52:51 +0000 UTCAhh yes
Rahsheem Reid
2025-12-02 01:50:45 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Wensber
2025-12-02 01:45:48 +0000 UTCImagine if he mutated the well to be liquid gravity mana to feed his spells...
Vampiric Dust
2025-12-02 01:31:01 +0000 UTCReal "Neil, don't take his coat" vibes there at the end.
Ryan TM
2025-12-02 01:26:07 +0000 UTCSoooooo... Tiny can smash?
UNKNOWN
2025-12-02 01:25:49 +0000 UTCSo... 1 8 tier mithic + 20+ 7 tier + few battalions, maybe 5 and 6 tiers there= Chiron need popcorns
Chimurry Al
2025-12-02 01:14:55 +0000 UTCAnd We love Them all the same. Though yes, they are hilarious 😆😂.
Ether's Blessed One
2025-12-02 01:13:43 +0000 UTC“[Tiny, sparring is off.]” I dare not hope. A real no holds barred fight? With casualties? Surely not…
Hayden Leech
2025-12-02 01:10:38 +0000 UTCPlease be a curb stomp!!!
Shaitan
2025-12-02 01:10:20 +0000 UTCThose poor poor souls
Sneaky Duc
2025-12-02 01:09:17 +0000 UTCOrdering Crinis no fighting will bite anthony in the thorax, wont it.
Pyronite_OD
2025-12-02 01:06:40 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! Oh this will be fun! I am curious as to how Anthony and the colony will hold up to the paladins.
blucube 14
2025-12-02 01:06:22 +0000 UTCAnthonys gang is so funny in different ways. Tiny because hes a dumbass. Crinis because shes a smartass. Anthony because he's both. And Invidia because he's oblivious and just wants all the friend time.
Pyronite_OD
2025-12-02 01:06:06 +0000 UTCwooo!
dracs
2025-12-02 01:02:08 +0000 UTC