COMMENTARY: MISTY GREEN SKY

they said their vimeo account was suspended. i assume they were forced to private them to get it back or this is just the error when trying to watch videos from suspended accounts. i hope they upload the audio from them atleast.

philhalo66

Anyone else getting "private video you do not have permission to watch"?

Andrew Røre

This Movie made me appreciate the Starship Troopers animated sequels, which undoubtly are dogshit

a Glass of Milk (rmhj01)

Paul's Bill Clinton gets me every time

What does god need with a starship?

Weidman

this was painful to watch, i couldn't complete it

Dr. Shit

It reminded me of the animation from Canadian 90's TV Show, Re-Boot. It sort of had a Sci-Fi Gnostic Christian plot, like Dark City and The Truman Show...

Video Gamers Oasis

The human models aren't even terrible, they just need better textures, better animations, competent rigging, and to be contextualized in decent lighting. That weird chest-pulsating? That was this monkey of an animator trying to make her breathe... yea......

Curtis

2016? UE4 is a thing; You have no excuse for your movie looking THIS bad!

Curtis

I can't say I didn't find this all very entertaining.

I was thinking the same thing the whole time

Looks like beta footage for a Fallout game

Fucking abysmal.

never thought I'd see a cyberman playing piano on top of a gorilla.

A Davidson

This is clearly a social commentary on the story of Typhoid Mary

Matt Schilling

there is a niche genre of bad 3D porn, the quality is about equal to this, but it consists mostly of 5-15min clips... WAY better choice to whatch that and not this "movie"

yes

Oliver Zinn

Your plothole has not meaning.

Awesomehardcorebadass69

Like Beast Wars graphics 20 plus years later lol.

Restitutor Orbis

You guys missed the biggest fuck up of the whole piece of shit movie, the girl asks that guy in the first 5 minutes whats past the green mist and he answers with Uhhhhh dont go near that old village bitch!!! Like wtf is that? She didnt even ask abot that! This plot didnt even have to exist and the retards who made this shit couldnt even think of a plot reason to make her go to the old village

Brad The Patreorn

I would upgrade to 10$ if you guys reviewed a movie every week

Neebsz

Yes less caved in head 2004 liberal political analysis and more reviews!

Samuel Hammond

More bad movie reviews And less caved in head political analysis.

Samuel Hammond

Cinema for Cynics is always my favorite content put out by you guys. Paul is a great movie reviewer. But until today i didn't realize how much i also enjoy watching him being tortured by bad cinema.

daniel schmitt

You know it's bad when Paul starts bringing up Manatee references

Tacki Kawabata

I deserve money for watching this.

McHitler

Paul's depression is the poison arrow aimed at the heart of civilization.

Morden Is Alive

If you guys think THIS is bad check out a movie called "Where The Dead Go To Die". It's absolute cancer.

Oliviamancer

After watching this through, I agree with Paul. I'd rather have watched the Mario Brothers movie. Compared to this abortion of a 'film', it's a goddamned masterpiece.

Jane'e Taylor

You think that the patrons are so stupid, but we’re not but ... we are.

Jean the Baptiste

I legit watched this three times lol. It's so bad and this also so good. Please do more bahahahaah

Lydell

This pleases me beyond words. I watched about 20 mins of this when I first got Prime video and couldn't power through it. But you guys made this so much better. Wonderful time. Please do more of these

VioLENTpreechR

worst movie ever

Mark Sweeney

Okay. There's got to be a 'director's cut' of this somewhere where the main chick is naked wherever she goes. "..she's got some great, dick suckin lips.. but she smiles like a chimp."

Bacon Baron

This is something I would never have watched without you three.

justin Brown

This is the scariest kind of movie. It's like a window to the mind of an insane 15 year old.

Alexander Grimnir

This film is pure poetry. What cemented my appreciation of this masterpiece is Erik Satie's music in the generic.

Martin Duplessis

wow this is inteligent

This movie is amazing. Why didn't it win a golden Grammy award????? This should have been all over in theaters.

Javier Galloza

why?

Tommy Freeboy

I'd love to see you guys do more reviews of shitty cartoons, might I suggest the animated Titanic movies? And yes, there are several of them.

Destroyman

I killed myself laughing at this. Then I reviewed it on Amazon. In your face, Jack Foster.

Miss Sophie Lilith

anyone else notice the scaly dog has a righteous set of gonads

Ok here are a few thing I noticed Cybermen - dr. who, alien powerlifter - alien, the scouter - DBZ,

Talisen Amell

Oh my god. So bad.

106

Guys, you just don't understand sci-fi fashion. They weren't inconsistent thong/panties/shorts. It's a highly scientific garment that adjusts it's structure according to the wearer's need - cause booty shorts can sometimes be too constricting when you're running through a seizure cave.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

This is clearly all the evidence we need to prove there is no god

Connor

More movie reviews please

Dustin Conklin

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Raeinok

That movie was proof that stage 5 cancer is real.

Vela Hart

I am not getting that time in my life back.

John Roso

I can actually appreciate that, I relate it to anytime during my childhood when I tried to make First Person Shooter mods and how much time and effort I put into it just to come out with something laughable.

MoppyPuppy

"Yogurt water"? Thank you, Scotty.

Jack of Tears

Laughed my Ass off guys, Great work!

Brad White

fuck YES. I think i suggested a breen production for a video a while back. You're not alone. And pretty soon We Will All Be Here. . . . . Now

justhello

Is this fallout 76?

Please, please, PLEASE do a Neil Breen movie for the next movie commentary. It's a goldmine of movies so shitty they blow your mind

Gabby Curran

fucking jack foster made an account on here.

damien glenn

Wow... this is made me laugh and sad at the same time... o.o

DanFan

I liked it. Very beautiful movie that is light years ahead of its time

Bo Prince

Guys, I finally figured out how to fix Scotty's mic. Just fucking unplug it.

damien glenn

This was fucking hysterical. Watching those PS2 titties bounce was quite funny. Masturbatory fantasy, along with delusional self written reviews. What a find TJ! This is Neil Breen levels of shit.

Clyde Frog

god vimeo is shit.

damien glenn

"total fallout ripoff" that's robby the robot that the protectrons are inspired by, scotty.

triffgits

It looks like a Second Life Machinima.

Garrett R

Someone took the time to make a low quality pornhub animation into this...

Heather Squidz

at 19:30 you guys just dont understand the brilliant mind of this kid. the gorilla holding the stage is a metaphor for the lesser evolved form of conscious beings, holding up the next phase of evolution, and AI sees us as apes.

Aaron Primack

I got a Cinema for Cynics for my birthday? YESSS

kiefsaurus

Yep, loved cinema for cynics am I'm sad so little of that content is posted these days.

damien glenn

These are your best sort of videos. The ones I look forward to the most anyway.

Sam