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I don't wanna hear about your day off unless you had a landscaping crew over to trim that hedgerow on your brainbucket.
2023-06-07 04:40:46 +0000 UTC
Fuck Pit Bulls. They were designed to kill humans and other dogs, PERIOD!
2023-06-06 12:17:47 +0000 UTC
Guys - I went to a wedding over the weekend, and no kids were allowed, and no dogs were allowed. Well my wife is still nursing our one year old son, so he was allowed. And apparently one dog was allowed - and it was a Pit. The pit was super chill and absolutely gorgeous. After petting him and getting to know his name, I turned to my wife and said - Watch that pit, I don't want him anywhere near our son - she totally was on board. Sure enough, about 8pm during the dinner, that pit runs up on my boy while he is walking (stumbling) around. So glad I knew that pitbulls are actually kid thrashers in disguise because I was right behind him and scooped him so quick before anything can happen. I seriously wouldn't have maybe made a big deal out of it (being a huge dog lover), but after being a fan so long, you guys might have just saved my son from a Travolta/Cage Face Off surgery. Much love, Austen and RRB!