World's Best Gooning City: Pattaya

Without a doubt the best place in the world for all things goon activities is Pattaya Thailand. Over 30,000 working girls, hundreds of "massage" shops in which most offer extras, 100s of strip clubs, bj bars, dance clubs, and more crazyness. All of this while being a small walkable city with incredible condos for $500 a month, right on the beach. Now all of this being said if you're a relatively younger, not bad looking guy, you should also have no problem picking up girls on tinder. In one day I'll normally get over 20 matches, and not a lot of effort is required to get them to come over.

How to get there: It's only 1.5 hours from Bangkok BKK airport, and they have a $5 bus that will take you directly there! Only runs until 10PM so if you land after that you'll need to take a Grab car on your phone which will cost about $60.

Where to stay: I recommend staying somewhere along 2nd road. Condos like Centric Seas, The Base, and The Edge are all really nice with rooftop infinity pools all for a decent price.

All around second road are massage shops, as well as soi Buakhao. Soi 6 is the half mile strip full of "bars" each with 5-10 women you can drink and play games with and for $60-100 you can bring them upstairs or even bring them home to your room. Walking Street is filled with both normal clubs and strip clubs but all are a bit pricier compared to other areas in town. The best area for strip clubs is LK Metro just off Soi Buakhao. You can buy a drink for yourself for about $4 and a drink for the girl for about $6. Normally if you buy a girl a drink she will sit on your lap for half and hour and maybe makeout with you and more. At the gentleman clubs its a very interesting vibe. Lots of woman wearing dresses, a lot of the seating areas will have curtains, and for a fee you can pay to close the curtain to have some fun with the women. Some places it's as cheap as $15 for a BJ. At the massage shops its about $9 for the massage, and if you want a happy ending you'd pay a total of $30 so an extra 21.

ThaiFriendly: There's an app called Thaifriendly you can download on your phone that allows you to message freelancers, negotiate and invite them over. It's normally about $30-60 for an hour.

Koh Larn Island: There's an island only a few miles away that you can take the ferry to for only $1 where you can rent a motorbike and explore, and enjoy the even more beautiful beaches for the day.

They're constantly having free large events around town like massive concerts, firework shows, and other festivals that make spending time here even more enjoyable. If you want the place for an ultimate goon vacation, this is it. I'll be posting a list of all my favorite spots on the discord channel soon!