Gooners University

VIP GOONER AWARD

I'm so happy we have such an awesome community going now in the discord after only a few months of building Gooners University. We have over 150 members now! A few people who live permanently in Japan as well as guys planning their next trips, or currently there visiting. Last month in Tokyo I had the pleasure of meeting 5 students of gooners university and we went out drinking a few times, and I showed them a few of the best spots Tokyo has to offer. I couldn't be happier with how things are...

Another New Foreigner Friendly Soapland In Kabukicho!

We have discovered another new foreigner friendly soapland in Kabukicho! This one is a bit pricier compared to VIP Crystal, however it has a bit higher quality girls. This location is called Sinkaigyo and it 37,000 Yen for 70 minutes for foreigners. It includes the normal soapland activities as well as full service! Website https://www.sinkaigyo.com/eng/

Also want to thank everyone we are now at over 150 Certified Go...

New foreigner friendly soapland in Kabukicho!

With the help of our discord gooners we have discovered a new foreigner friendly soapland only about 22,000 yen for 50 minutes, everything included!!

This spot is called VIP Crystal and is right near the Kabukicho donki!

Ninja Cosplay "Delivery Health"

This is an escort service where you will get a love hotel and have a lovely young lady come visit you. For an extra $30 they will cosplay as a Ninja hahaha. Service starts as low as 33k Yen for one hour! The reception is in the same building as Tokyo Hentai Club but in the basement floor, first booth when you walk in the door!
https://yoasobi-heaven.com/en/tokyo/A1304/kuno-ichi-the-n...

Update To Okubo Park Girls / Good New Spot For Chicks

So as the police continue to crack down on the street girls selling services at Okubo Park, there are a few that remain there now but much much less than before. I walked around the park last night and saw about 8 girls waiting there for customers in the usual spots, and the lady boys still in full swing on their side. That being said a good amount of them have moved down the street and now conveniently hangout in front of one of my favorite bars in Kabukicho. The bar is called Edys Bar. Its ...

Back To Scheduled Goontent

Sorry for the lack of posts the past couple weeks. Me and a group of Gooners University students were in Pattaya Thailand doing some in person Goon lessons, and the internet at the condo I booked was god awful. I'm back in Tokyo now until November 3rd and have more content coming!

New Tokyo Spot For "Renting A Girlfriend"

We have a new foreigner friendly spot for those interested in "hourly company with ladies". The Average price for this location is about 30,000 yen for an hour with everything included aside from FS. That would need to be talked about in private with the woman. That being said this is a true girlfriend experience. You go to the location and talk with the receptionist who speaks perfect english and will show you photos and info of the girls available. The girl will come and bring you to a love...

Discord Getting Real Active/ Thailand Ultimate Goon Guide Live!

The Complete Pattaya Goon Guide is live now on this discord with all the info you need and all my favorite spots! Trust me if you are looking for the ultimate goon vacation, there is no better place!!! While Japanese girls are cute, they're also super shy, and hooking up with one can be insanely difficult. In Pattaya you can get a new girl on tinder to come over to your room every day!

We also have over 300 members in the discord now and it's getting very active with people traveling t...

World's Best Gooning City: Pattaya

Without a doubt the best place in the world for all things goon activities is Pattaya Thailand. Over 30,000 working girls, hundreds of "massage" shops in which most offer extras, 100s of strip clubs, bj bars, dance clubs, and more crazyness. All of this while being a small walkable city with incredible condos for $500 a month, right on the beach. Now all of this being said if you're a relatively younger, not bad looking guy, you should also have no problem picking up girls on tinder. In one d...

Bangkok Goontivities

If you're coming to Thailand, chances are you'll be visiting Bangkok. A massive city filled with hopes, dreams, and goontivities. The number one mistake I think people make when they come to Bangkok is they only experiance the nightlife on Koh San Road which I think is super over rated. It's a long road filled with clubs, bars, suit shops, and overpriced restaurants all while being overrun with drunk tourist. If you want to go to the clubs I recommend exploring the clubs in the Thonglor distr...

Phi Phi Island / Koh Samui Island

Phi Phi island is one of the most popular tourist destinations after Phuket, if you visit phuket you need to make time to come here. Chrystal clear water, snorkeling, amazing beaches and scenery. That being said unfortunately there's just about 0 goon culture here. The island is riddled with brittish and australian tourists, although some thai girls come here looking for foreign men, not many. Theres one bar on the beach that give free drink buckets to girls who ride their mechanical bull top...

The Best Place for an ultimate Gooner Vacation

There is no doubt about it where you can find the best place for the ultimate gooner vacation with maximum goon type activities. A place with nice beaches, hot weather year round, and unlimited babes. Don't let the fear of ladyboys steer you away, but this place is Thailand. The ladyboys are way easier to spot than you think, and there millions of single REAL women that want to meet foreign men. Now this will be part one explaining the most popular areas in Thailand to travel to. PHUKET. Phuk...

Soapy Massage Thailand vs Japan

One of the most known about goon activities in Japan is the soapy massage. But not many people know that Thailand is also famous for their soapy massages. In Japan they have a few problems. 1. They're expensive. the minimum price you'll find is 22k yen which is about $130 and sometimes that will only be the "bath fee". Higher quality spots will go up to $600usd. Another big problem is that you often don't get to actually see the girl in person until after you've paid and gotten ready, then it...

Tokyo Ultimate Goon Guide!

The Ultimate Tokyo Goon Guide is live now in the discord!! This week I will begin working on the Ultimate Thailand Goon Guide! (Thailand is way better for gooning). Then the next guides to come out will be for moving to Thailand/Japan or for One month plus stays!
IMPORTANT NOTE THE DISCORD IS FOR PAID MEMBERS OF THE PATREON ONLY* *If you are a paid member and you haven't already, connect your discord to patreon and it will automatically add you to the discord. If you have any tro...

Finding the streetwalkers in Tokyo

There's one area all the "Freelance Streetwalker" girls go to wait for customers, near Shinjuku's Kabukicho. This area is called Okubo Park. Its a big square park that is closed off at night, howver girls will all gather and sit and wait around the park to get customers. The police have been trying to crack down on this area a bit, but it's not doing much. Some of the girls will just wait slightly further down the road, all in the vicinity of the love hotels. Key note most of these girls don'...

Tokyo's OG Redlight District

When people think about Tokyo's Redlight District they always think about Kabukicho. Kabukicho is a great place to party and hangout, but riddled with scam bars and it's. hard to walk in half the district without getting harassed. That plus is hard to find soaplands that are foreigner friendly. The OG redlight district is called Yoshiwara, it's about a 10-15 minute walk from the Asakusa temple (Which is way better to visit at night) and has over 120 soaplands. I kid you not the entire small d...

Asian Girl Delivery 60 Minute Or Less

So in Thailand in the Philipines they have a dating app that will allow you to invite working girls over to your room, that can often arrive in under an hour. In Thailand it's called "Thaifriendly". You can search to see what girls are nearby, ask if they're available, they'll name their price then come right over. The two downsides are that your inbox gets flooded by older women pretty quickly, and you can only send one message every ten minutes unless you pay for the premium membership whic...

Bringing 1 Lucky Gooner To Goon Land / Weekly Calls

Hello my students! It's been about one month now since I've begun Gooners University here and I'm very suprised at how many of you have joined since then, despite me not even having any videos go viral. We are currently at 41 paid members. Once we hit 300 paid members I will bring one lucky student out to Thailand and give them the Ultimate Gooner experience. Take them to the street where you have thousands of women trying to drag you away, and give them a 1 on 1 lesson on how to properly pul...

Where to find the Soul Suxking Factories in Tokyo

So many have asked and finally today I am going to reveal to you where to find the soul suxking factories that accept foreigners in Tokyo! There is two known Pink Salons in Kabukicho which is where degens normally go to get drunk so perfect area for a good soul suxking, but two problems arise. Problem number one, only one of these places will accept foreigners (usually). And problem number 2, these places close at midnight. The one that accepts foreigners is called Nyan Nyan Paradise (Sign sa...

Chinese girls on bumble

Greetings everyone! I’m in China for a few days testing the waters here! Heading back to America for a bit on Tuesday. Once I return I’ll be posting a lot more here and on the discord! Make sure you link your discord to Patreon. Soon we will start doing the weekly discord calls for those subbed to the certified gooners channel! In the meantime dm me with any questions you have. In Shanghai I’m getting lots of matches here on bumble, but they’re all rushing to meet me in person, likely...

Brought a massage girl home lmao

So ill be posting a tiktok tomorrow about a wild ass experience I had at a massage shop. I thought it was a normal shop I wasnt looking for a happy ending (I already had a girl over earlier that day) So I had an old lady giving me a massage and she starts trying to get me bricked up and was begging me to let her give me the business and i was like nah im good, then later she starts asking if I want a younger cute chick to come in and i tell her no. Another five minutes go by and there four mo...

Brought a hot Vietnamese girl to soi 6 tonight

Brought my Vietnamese home girl with me to soi 6 tonight to visit a streamer Mr Sins who streams on kick getting all the girls drunk and having fun. Got some videos of the girls throwing it back but that will be posted in the discord for our paid members!🙌🏼

Out Of Curiosity

Is anyone in here currently in Thailand or Japan?

The street with 1000 cute single Asian girls

So here in Thailand there is an infamous street with over 1000 girls working at “bars” where for about $5-6 you can buy a girl a drink and sit and talk with them for a while. They’re all dressed in cute and sexy outfits leaving little to the imagination. The key thing about most of these bars is that for $60-120 you can bring one of the girls upstairs where they have private bedrooms. Me balling on a budget I’ve never done it but being younger I do my best to rizz and get their contac...

Welcome to Gooners University everyone!

In the coming days I will be starting to post about the locations from some of my videos everyone is asking about! Now that you've joined make sure to send me a message with your username here and your discord name so I can add you to the private channels!

Important note : Discord access is for paid members only. All paid members get access, and we will have weekly calls for the Edgelord Members and higher! I hope to have a decent sized group to join in on our weekly calls to ...