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WTF Wednesday: Airport Flip-Flop Tattoo

Jen and Pumps watch the reels and TikToks you send to seth.fish on instagram. Thanks so much for all of your hilarious submissions as always.

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My catholic high school chaplain embezzled 4 MILLION dollars from the Australian Baptist church, went to prison, then came back to a different denomination to preach the gospel to children. 🤦 Thank god he could be saved but the gaytriots can't

ryan

LOL I didn’t notice til you mentioned it and now it’s all I can look at

Kristie 🌈

Yay! ❤️ So Glad 😌

ethan hall 🇬🇧

Got my Gaytriot hat today. I 💕 it! Caw caw. Reporting for duty. ✊🏻🇺🇸

Tammy Brown

Patriot Aveda Stylist here! I’ve got all the tips & tricks Jen.. perhaps a bit of oil post BD, it’s terribly dry this winter.

MC

I forgot I was on Patreon and tried to scroll past the c section video 💀

Lola

I took the ca-cawling very seriously. Roman Welch is the best basketball player i have never seen!

Lauren

Love the religious nuts rants. These people who always fall back on God gave free will. So annoying!

Terese C

Ionic blow-dryer, leave in conditioner or a little bit of hairspray should all work 💪🏻💅🏻 Static hair is the sign of very clean hair though.

Robbie Kenn James

You need an "You can't make this shit up" day, too, because I find myself saying this daily.

Heather in Omaha

Jen’s niece 👁️👄👁️

Madelyn

Can Jen and Pumps start (another) patreon chat for former indoctrinated church folks? They can call it the Bible Beaters to really f with the maga algorithm. 😂

Melissa Maher

I voted so many times lmao

Kai Thompson

I saw that IG Japanese cruise post Jen mentioned. I thought the same thing and really the most appealing aspect is that there were no people in sight. Give me a cruise with no people and I’m in. I’ve had it with other travelers.

Melissa Maher

Us disciples must obey the apostle

Jaykwellin🏳️‍🌈 #TEAMKITSKY

I heard a term at work that I think you ladies would enjoy. “A La Carte Christianity” - when someone can pick and choose when they’re Christian and when those values matter to them 😂😂

Ashley Moore

I take full credit for rallying the troops. Every IG chat I’m in and Every chat on Patreon got the link I sent. Just saying 💅

joe_estrada

It’s what true friends do

Gary Landry #TeamSTFU

It’s just a glimpse of how powerful we can be under the best cult leaders anyone could ask for

Jaykwellin🏳️‍🌈 #TEAMKITSKY

Seconds

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I wish ALL of the Former 1st Ladies would join Michelle Obama and DO NOT ATTEND the 🍊💩 inauguration. Stand up for all women.

Tammy Brown

I’ve gotten my hat and notebook! Love them! The only thing is that the “Gaytriot” logo on the hat isn’t leveled. But I probably only noticed that bc I’m a little OCD lmao. Love yall! 🫶

Colby Wayne

Minutes

Luke Swinehart

I think we got him over the 1000 mark within minutes 😂

Jaykwellin🏳️‍🌈 #TEAMKITSKY

😂😂😂 I only address it during the live shows

Jaykwellin🏳️‍🌈 #TEAMKITSKY

I’m certain one of the gaytriots can help.

Emily LeBoeuf (le-buff) #TEAMKITSKY

The Slanket Sluts voted 100’s of times each I think. 🫡🫡🫡

Emily LeBoeuf (le-buff) #TEAMKITSKY

I’m going to be upset about it for a while TBH.

Luke Swinehart

Anyone know how to help Jennifer with the static hair?

Lucy

Over *our dead bodies ❤️🫡

Jaykwellin🏳️‍🌈 #TEAMKITSKY

Hahahahaha. We voted so much. Luke also tried to make it a nice even # as well! But that’s here nor there. It’s still a sore subject.

Gary Landry #TeamSTFU

Go Roman!!!! ⛹️‍♂️ The gays TOOK it

Lucy


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