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Lineal 4 Update #7!

What the fuck is up Dennys! Did you know Overeem's secret to gaining 50lbs of brute force muscle was simply eating horse meat, rice and protien shakes?? Why was this secret kept from us? Is it BIG HORSE trying to protect their investments/race tracks from being ransacked by undersized powerlifters??

ANYWAY

Time for another weekly update! You can tell it's been a busy week because I sat down to write this and initially wrote "Dante Update" which shows how absolutely cooked my brain is right now.

But its not Dante, its lineal. And we talkin' bout them big bois. The last week has mostly been spent writing about the entity known as UBEREEM. From his debut in '99, to his capturing of the lineal title from Werdum in one of the shittiest fights I've endured for this series, to his absolute decimation at the hands of Bigfoot Silva, that's been mostly whats occupying my time this week.

The video has progressed to about an hour 15 minutes now. We've fully covered Fedors 10 year lineal reign, Werdum's considerably shorter reign, I've just finished Overeems also considerably short reign, (but still have to cover his post-lineal career) and I've done an intro to Bigfoot. All in all, I'm making good progress. This is despite being violently ill this week which took me out of commission for 2 days and losing a lot of editing time on Friday due to work stuff but whatever, it's all good. The final thing is still a way off, but we're coming along nicely! I'm still determined to get the whole timeline done in this one. I can feel it in my bones. It absolutely will happen. Probably.

I still have no idea if i can use the Scott Coker interview for the final thing which is really getting on my nerves at this point, I'd probably say at this stag eits not gonna get approved. But I have a workaround. I'm gonna stick a sock over Creepy Heihachi's head, call him Sock Coker, and attribute the quotes to him. It's fucking airtight.

I gotta say though, with all this talk of Jon Jones ruining the heavyweight division lately, it's honestly been depressing revisiting 2010s era MMA and realizing just how good we had it in those days. Looking at UFC 146 was mindblowing, a main event of nothing but heavyweight fights, featuring JDS, Frank Mir, Stipe, Cain, Silva, hell even 2nd rate heavyweights on the card were Roy Nelson and Stevan Struve who are still recognizable names. A card like that nowadays would be Tom Aspinall vs TBD and 8 fat guys getting exhausted from a glove touch. USADA robbed us of a fun heavyweight division and ill never forgive them.

Well it's bedtime for me now, I'll catch you soon with anther hopefully progress filled update. I hope each and every one of you are doing well, and as always, thank you from the bottom of my satchel of horse meat, rice and protein shakes for the support.

Stay bleeding,

Nap

Comments

Sidebar Eddie Hall vs Pudz needs to be in the end of year video for "Most Throwback to Pride Fight"

GoPioneersLaser0

Do 5. I mean hell man Stipe has to have a long segment, and the post Francis exodus shit storm of fuckery we have right now is enough for its own video

GoPioneersLaser0

Of all the bs covers people have used to explain their obviously roided up physiques, I think horse meat will forever stand on the top of the podium, it beats the classic chicken and broccoli and even kicks out Rogan's asinine explanation for how Ngannou's physique is natty because "he grew up in a sand mine, he's just built different". So happy to see how the progress is going and excited to see the final product.

Kommissar_Klieg

after running the horse down and punching it to death I suppose

DMobbins

Thank you dude! Not sure if you know but holy fawn dropped a new track today too, haven’t heard the whole thing yet but the preview I heard of it yesterday was insane

Napoleon

Also, drop me a mail. danieldevilliers1@gmail.com I'd love to talk about a more substantial contribution to your work my man.

Daniel de Villiers


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