✨How to Handle Unsolicited Sexual Attention✨
Added 2021-12-03 18:11:35 +0000 UTCHow to handle unsolicited dick pics/sexual messages:
"Can you hang on, babe, I just need to squeeze out a GIANT SHIT FIRST. Like worryingly large. Oh god, it's painful. Yeah, I'm gonna need a book & a candle. Be right back."
Hilariously, they then think you're the weirdo. It's a win-win!
P.S. Family crisis all sorted. Thank you and I'll be replying to commissions very soon :)
Comments
"worryingly large" SHEEEEEEESH <3
phoenix
2021-12-06 20:34:00 +0000 UTCI curious to know if replying with "😂😂🤏🤏" will work.
Scarida Ghostly
2021-12-04 14:45:55 +0000 UTCFirst of all Tea, glad to hear the family emergency has been sorted out, that stuff never gets easier to deal with. Also, while I do think the idea is funny, there are some people that are really into that shit (both figuratively and literally). I know, I knew a couple in high school that was into it.
Ron Pelech
2021-12-04 07:45:03 +0000 UTCFor extra effect, agree and amplify first, leading them on for a moment. Then do a complete 180°, such as with Tea's tactic, or something equally disturbing. That shatters them fast. 💮
Dethos
2021-12-04 06:27:39 +0000 UTCThe unsolicited meat picks are wrong but ngl I don’t think this will repel them 💀
alex
2021-12-04 05:23:05 +0000 UTCWhat if this just turns them on even more.
Erin McLean
2021-12-04 00:10:26 +0000 UTCJust imagine if he was into that shit (literally) and asked for a pic of that bowel brownie. Lmao
Dalton Remy
2021-12-03 23:16:47 +0000 UTCYeah, this is one of many reasons why no matter how much a audio porn creator makes me cum it's best to be friendly and not a thirsty dude that thinks she'll have sex with me. Not everyone is a single hottie and making someone feel uncomfortable is just the worst for me.
Jeremy Knight
2021-12-03 22:15:08 +0000 UTCI always love to receive a drop of positive from you) You know how to cheer us up)
NakedSunFlower
2021-12-03 21:19:04 +0000 UTCWhat if this only ups the ante?
Jeffery Tarpley
2021-12-03 21:02:21 +0000 UTCGlad to hear you ok…also someone suggested sending the dick pics back to their parents…..
Brandon
2021-12-03 20:06:04 +0000 UTCPhew glad to hear that the family crisis resolved.
Phoenix Brave Hideki
2021-12-03 19:44:31 +0000 UTCSome friends of mine have taken to giving critiques of unwelcome pecker portraits like scathing art critics. Their reviews are often very funny.
Mike Taylor
2021-12-03 19:42:27 +0000 UTCGlad to hear the crisis has been dealt with. Also, you may not want to encourage that fetish. 🤔
Aryk Strykker
2021-12-03 19:32:31 +0000 UTCLmao, if that don't throw somebody off I don't know what will. 🤣😂 Glad there's no more family crisis.
Monkee Boy
2021-12-03 19:31:23 +0000 UTCOh... I don't take nudes or send dick picks, but it seems I've been flirting wrong. Not that long ago and on our first date, I told a woman that I didn't trust people who didn't fart in front of me. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Amazingly she went on a few more dates with me. Too bad I had to move.
Evan Gentry Moore
2021-12-03 19:26:06 +0000 UTCFrom personal experience, the best reaction is just not engaging. You never know what kind of psycho you'll get with this method. People are fucking weird.
John Folmer
2021-12-03 19:10:06 +0000 UTCYou're right! Better stick with the classic: "your lack of concern for other's wellbeing sickens and disgusts me. Go tell your mother you're sorry and try not to be such a miserable piece of penis going forward". Gotcha :D
TeacupAudio
2021-12-03 18:52:27 +0000 UTC💕
June
2021-12-03 18:45:08 +0000 UTCYknow some folks are into that fetish, so be cautious in using this.
Meadiocracy
2021-12-03 18:33:38 +0000 UTCGlad to hear stuff is sorted Tea! And yeah... I could disturbingly see some creepers being into that...
Wraith
2021-12-03 18:31:57 +0000 UTC“Oh man, this is a Godzilla size turd! Call 911!” Jokes aside, if no one asked for a dick or nude pic (which are two things I don’t get why someone would take), don’t freaking do it.
CobyOctoVT
2021-12-03 18:29:51 +0000 UTCHmmm mother's you say, you know I know this lovely Milf audio series on Patreon that has an erotic scene, made by a wonderful artist, I believe she goes by the name of a drink. She is also very kind so must think of something else.
Fangrend
2021-12-03 18:28:33 +0000 UTCTell them you've fucked their mom? Wait. I've seen that HENTAI D:
TeacupAudio
2021-12-03 18:20:36 +0000 UTCGlad to hear the crisis over, hope all is well. As for creepy people, I'm all for putting them down they need to learn boundaries. But what do you do when this backfires? Because I'm sure at least some number of them would be into that. As I think on it, I can't think of a sure fire way to put a creep down that can't backfire. This requires more thought.
Fangrend
2021-12-03 18:18:53 +0000 UTCNever give them what they want! We all know penises can be adorable. People who send unsolicited dick pics do not deserve to be graced with the beauty of the cute penis :D
TeacupAudio
2021-12-03 18:18:36 +0000 UTCAlso glad to hear that you got stuff sorted out!
GloomyNooby
2021-12-03 18:16:42 +0000 UTCBetter yet, send one back.
Uhh
2021-12-03 18:16:41 +0000 UTCI haven't started responding yet as I've just gotten home after the whole issue. I will respond to everyone and inform you whether I'd like to accept the commission or not. Thank you so much for your interest :)
TeacupAudio
2021-12-03 18:15:41 +0000 UTCLucky for me, I have never and will never receive any unsolicited sexual attention in a million years! I have also never received solicited ones tho… hmm, weird
GloomyNooby
2021-12-03 18:15:10 +0000 UTCGood to know everything is alright, Tea. 😄
Iron Piedmont
2021-12-03 18:14:50 +0000 UTCGlad you’re crisis is over! And everything is ok!! How will we know if you got our commission concepts?
Skywolf
2021-12-03 18:13:56 +0000 UTCGlad to hear Tea!
bag
2021-12-03 18:13:35 +0000 UTC
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