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Halloween Edition

Happy almost Halloween!

Another day down, and I've reached the dreaded "No Video Games!" sign... I guess this means I should stop playing them all the time.

Other than the fact that another day is down, I don't have much else to say. That's going to make it especially challenge for the Nine Hitch Horse reporting, which apparently is being done while intoxicated now. Dirk understands, he's been drinking profusely as well. Something about the insane wait times for good games :-)

YT

Halloween Edition

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I do think that will be the case, but I make no promises.

YummyTiger Gaming

I may be able to make that happen. Does that mean you want a 69 position in game?

YummyTiger Gaming

I hope you feel that way after chapter 1. There will not be a pledge with this release, but I'm hoping people play the game and fall in love with it all over again.

YummyTiger Gaming

P.S. sorry if it is a little disjointed i have a bad head cold.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 23 of Yummy turtle watch. Triste has gone into the woods to fight the munchkins. There is currently a bet that she won't make it, she will make it, or she will come back ... defeated is the best way to describe it. We were able to talk to Dirk and will be broadcasting tomorrow Dirk's favorite potato recipes. He seem quite focused on potatoes nice big potatoes. We would ask Bogwort some questions concerning food but we are afraid of what he will do in front of a camera. We are shocked he has done so little. I guess it because the crew a bunch of guys. Wait, Jackie is a woman, are you sure? Will back to the not confusing news. The scholars have given there report on the rock creatures and determine that they are a known species. When asked why they didn't know that before they had no reply. the munchkins have not been seen mocking us due to Triste taking the fight to them. The rock creature now now as smasher-masher... why is this name so long?! Smasher-Masher-Flabber-Crashers are not a problem due to only living in the cave. The slimes seem to be under-control with the efforts of dirk and a practice the scholars put into effect. where they send a women to ... What hell the matter with those people?! Is that were the camera is? Will i have more question than answers to day and Dirk has the right idea for find those answers.

Nine Horse Hitch

Its my hope that as Yummy moves along with the days that less and less editing is needed as they become more recent thus taking less time. As it is now I shall be dead from work within the nearing month. God rest my wary soul, for I shall haunt the one we call Yummy.

Karmaldia

Update apparently inventory and we have an unaccounted for camera. We don't know how long it has been missing.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 22 of yummy turtle watch. We had a spare camera and 4 more mics. Why there more mics than camera I don't know, and i a little unsettled by the fact that. We check the storage later after grabing the camera and mic, notice a mic was gone. We don't know who took by we have our suspicions. By that I'm mean Bogwort. That right we're on to you. The story that was interrupted is now somewhat ironic in the fact that was what the story was about. We were save by a tan goddess who nearly killed me while attacking the munchkin that was attacking me but he manage to get away. It was not due to the fact I was holding on to her leg like a lost kid. Nor did i see anything (announcer shifts his legs as though something is bothering him ;). Her name is Triste. I don't remember what happen next. (from some one behind the camera "She knocked him out"). Concerning the camera and mic, we have seen the munchkins on the edge of town mocking us. The strange part is they seem to know how to operate the camera. A man made a remark of what the camera seen and the bounty on the the tapes has been issued. Yummy Tiger Has been seen around town getting food a cry about videos games. Bogwort was seeming to comfort him or motivate him most of his comments are unfit for air. My crew member is now allowed to practice medicine. He has now quit or was fired it unclear if he even remembers. He now trying to come up with an energy or strength stimulant.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 21 of Yummy turtle watch. Everything seems to be calming down after last night Dirk has be keeping the slimes at by while drinking himself silly. the Hunter has left town. She may revisit once she realizes that Bogwort has her bikini. My sources are still unable to confirm how Dirk got his name. All my source who have been looking into Yummy Tiger have all reported they know nothing. They all seemed stressed as though pay a visit by a certain someone. My crew member who was taken by the guards is saying he not practicing medicine. Then he claimed he can't even read musical notes. The guard believes he is an idiot. The town noticed how Bogwort saying the scholar was a zombie was fake when they noticed that he was able to speak and no one could understand him. The scholar and his fiancee have finally been reunited. Followed by Bogwort being chased around town for creating peep hole in the house for the fiancee bedroom and bathroom. The only problem that doesn't seem to be solved is the munchkin problem as the have grow bolder and they seem to be have... what that munchkin doing this far into town? Hey no my microphone. *sounds of aggressive grunting*then a smack and moan* (the camera return to the announcer to see him on the ground holding at his crotch in pain.) A tan women with a sword out come to his recuse. The camera is knocked to the ground and goes to static.

Nine Horse Hitch

Ok.. I've always thought Boos were cute too.. I'm glad we agree on what's cute. *thumbs up*

Oleem

Day 20 of Yummy Turtle watch. Today was a strange day. The moon blocked out the sun and the hunter started to act all crazy. Then a large monster appear out of no where and they fought. The hunter was victorious and Bogwort try to give a jumping hug as thanks, but was slapped down. The village is starting to listen to Bogwort about the scholar who was lost in the cave being a zombie. This just seem like a ploy to get the scholar and his fiancee to be parted. The old guard has taken my crew member who was selling "food" to jail for practicing medicine with out a licence. The munchkin have been seen enter house and stealing food. they seem to run when people come in the house but there are a few case of assault happening to villagers. the slimes have been pushed back out of town. The guard has hired a local sell sword to keep the slimes at bay. He goes by the Dirk like the dagger but longer. We are unsure how he got the nickname or if that is his real name. He does smell like mead. the Man in Black was seen putting tags on everything Yummy Tiger own. The Man in Black even tried to put a tag on Bogwort but that nearly end in the Man in Black get a slightly burnt suit. The mayor is going to make a speech tomorrow to help clam the villagers. No one is holder their breaths.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 19 of Yummy Turtle watch.The turtle has been replace with a ghosts or the turtle is a ghost. There been a lot of supernatural stuff happening. Bogwort is even claiming that the scholar that was found yesterday is a zombie or sometime along the lines. The slime monsters have been seen in mass at the laundry place and no villager has been able to wash their clothes for the past two days. To Yummy Tiger surprise he was unable to wash his clothes after being locked up in his house. The villagers are giving him a quiet a bit of room. I have been released from the stock-aid. The villagers think that me steal the cookies may have left the turtle underfed and died. The munchkin problem is growing rapidly and some people are seeing things. Most of those people seem to be eating brownies from my crew member. Apparently he went missing today. Reports say that their might be more than one in black in the village today. Despite all the negative the village is still parting for the ghost is over the next step. Due to tomorrow being a day for honor their dead the village is holding a feast for the next two whole days. They even brought out some mead or wine that has been made from mushrooms. There have been people saying that it is the end of the world and that cats are living with dogs. The sounds of knocking have resumed from the cave. The villagers are starting to listen to the scholars who are calling them something fancy and nose in the air like. While the villagers just call them knockers or some a really long name. The hunter seem to be acting strange and has not found her bikini. None of the men seem to be helping her.

Nine Horse Hitch

And Zelda.

Nine Horse Hitch

us that the ghost from super mario brothers lol damn im old lol :)

The Turtle / Icon / Monster needs to be pink for days 6 and 9... Just sayin'

Darthjake

This is one of the rare times in life when I'm actually looking forward to an expense. Been a patron for months. It's gonna be a good day when that pledge finally gets taken out.

Admiral Cheesecake

Hmmm, what calendar do you use? Might be that yummy follows a "special" kind of calendar, where weeks are days. ^^ (not meant in a bad way yummy, take yor time)

I have this weird feeling that those days don't follow 24 hour standard

Or it has been possessed by monster that have been defeated in the prolong.

Nine Horse Hitch

Holy shit it's dead

Cory Carson


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