HAPPY NEW YEARS + NOTES

HELLO GOONERS,

I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL HAD A GOOD NEW YEARS DOING WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ENJOY DOING. I WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THEIR CONTINUED SUPPORT SINCE GOONER AUDIO LABS WAS OPENED. THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING, THOSE WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES REGULARS, AND THOSE WHO HAVE JUST JOINED US RECENTLY! ALSO, THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE GONE THE EXTRA MILE AND ORDERED A CUSTOM AUDIO! THOSE WERE FUN TO DO.

AS WE LEAVE 2022 BEHIND AND HEAD INTO 2023, I WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY A FEW THINGS…

- THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU ARE SO GOONED THAT YOU ENTER A SPACE THAT I CAN TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES DESCRIBE AS POST-NUT CLARITY EXCEPT WITHIN A GOONER HEADSPACE. IT MIGHT LAST FOR A FEW MINUTES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE YOU BECOME THE TINY PERSON INSIDE YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE PUMPING ON AUTO-PILOT, BUT YOU’RE THINKING CRITICALLY. DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE? FEEL FREE NOT TO ANSWER LOL.

- I DON’T THINK I’VE PUMPED TO A NORMAL PORN SCENE IN ALL OF 2022. IT WAS ALWAYS BEEN AUDIOS + GIFS OR PMVS ON MUTE. THE POINT OF THESE AUDIOS BEING TEXT TO SPEECH IS THAT THEY ARE DESIGNED TO EVENTUALLY BECOME YOUR INNER GOONER CONSCIENCE WITH REPEATED LISTENING. THEY ARE DESIGNED TO BE LISTENED TO OVER ANY MEDIA OF YOUR CHOOSING, SOMETHING REAL VOICE AND PMVS CAN’T PROVIDE. I KNOW THIS IS ALL NICHE AND MOST GOONERS JUST WANT TO GET OFF, BUT I FIGURED I’D LET YOU TAKE A LOOK INTO MY MIND FOR A BIT.

- I WANT TO RELEASE MORE EXPERIMENTAL FETISH AUDIOS, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW PATRONS WOULD FEEL ABOUT IT. ARE YOU GUYS PAYING FOR MY CONTENT REGARDLESS OR ARE YOU SPECIFICALLY HERE FOR ADDICTION FOCUSED AUDIOS? FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW, DON’T HESITATE TO VOICE YOUR HONEST OPINION. YOU ARE THE PATRON, YOU ARE IN CONTROL.

- TO THOSE IN THE $3 BASIC GOONER TIER, I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR SUPPORT, BUT I WILL VERY LIKELY MOVE THE TIER INTO MORE OF A PREVIEW TIER WITH JUST A FEW AUDIOS AVAILABLE AT ANY TIME. I WILL BE MOVING THE MAJORITY OF THE AUDIOS TO THE PUMPDRONE TIER AND RELEASING A FEW AS GIF VIDEOS ON HYPNOTUBE. THIS WON’T HAPPEN UNTIL FEBRUARY IF IT HAPPENS.

- I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD 2022, BUT I KNOW TIME’S ARE TOUGH FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR 2023 AND I HOPE THAT GOONING CAN PROVIDE SOME SOLACE IN STRANGE TIMES! JUST REMEMBER TO BE GOOD TO EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH. EVERYONE GET’S ONE LIFE ON THIS EARTH AND HUMANS DESERVES A SHOT AT THEIR HAPPINESS.

FEEL FREE TO CHIME IN ABOUT ANYTHING IN RESPONSE TO THIS MESSAGE IF YOU FEEL INCLINED! DO YOU HAVE GOALS FOR 2023? NO ONE WILL HOLD YOU AS ACCOUNTABLE TO THEM AS PORN WILL. IF YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, SO WILL SHE!

CHEERS!

GOONER AUDIO LABS