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Episode 693: Chonkasorus

https://www.insider.com/plump-snapping-turtle-chonkosaurus-in-the-chicago-river-video-2023-5

Episode 693: Chonkasorus

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I'm with Cecil. Can find my way around pretty much wherever, and I think of everything spatially. My memories are even pretty much geotagged. It can be kinda great for finding past photos, because my phone lets me find them on a map. I may have a terrible sense of when the thing happened, but I know exactly where.

Graydon Armstrong

Da guy goes all over da world lookin at plants. It's one of the best t'ings on da Youtubes. I hope the guys see this comment and check that show out. I'm sure they would like it.

TreeHuggerPestControl.com

Ha! Dat's what I was t'inkin'.

TreeHuggerPestControl.com

I bought an Italian porno magazine from a magazine stand at the entrance to St. Peter's Square in Rome. Why not sell ice cream outside Auschwitz?

Asymetra

Kinda disappointed we didn’t get the Skeptic’s Creed in full Chicagoan voice. What’s the patreon goal for that?

A_Tower99

The bread in a can is camping/weird prepper thing.

Mockingbird Nation

Bread in a can is good, but you have to love the taste of molasses. It's better if you make it yourself. It's not baked but steamed, thus the can. When I make it I steam it in pint mason jars in a pot of boiling water. I was the only one in my family that liked it. It's old school New England cuisine.

Lisa Ham

I once drove a stupid distance across Las Vegas to go to the Ben & Jerry's just to get the rum ball flavor based on the SNL "Schweddy Balls" skit. 100% worth it

Nicolette Hardinger

As an introverted second shifter, I disagree that it sucks

Ty Thaxton

You guys were so close to going Cheech's "pussy" bit in From Dusk till Dawn while talking about dongs on the internet.

Pterrorsaurus hex

Right?! I did a double take at my phone when he started doing the Shaggy voice.

Brian

I do spatial and landmark navigation. There's no possible way I'll remember a list of road names and turns.

Bowl of Piss Water

"We should take 'em out to eat." Nope. He's good.

CarrieBoo

I was thinking the same thing. I love that channel! https://youtube.com/@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

The Gray Homer

Chef Boyardee is kinda gross but I love the pizza.

Shannon Klakowicz

Oh my HECK! Tom, your Shaggy-Doo impression is pretty fucking good, lol.

Jay Voigt

Listening to the chonkasaurus part, I’m pretty sure the Chicago guys are from the Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t youtube channel, it’s super funny and really interesting science/botany content!

Victoria

If you find your self in Stowe, Vermont the Ben and Jerry’s factory is really close by. They do tours and have a large selection of flavors to try. They also have the ice cream grave yard where they have headstones of all the flavors they’ve retired. And after that there’s a ton of breweries nearby.

Aaron Rodriguez


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