Vented... kinda sus
Added 2021-05-24 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Amazing
tweeks
2021-05-29 23:46:44 +0000 UTCthank you ;-)
Robbi Prior
2021-05-25 11:40:51 +0000 UTCHere is the general gist of it: Gary: Ian quick come here!! Ian: Is that a portal Gary: Theres no time we have to go now Ian: Where are we goi? Gary: NO TIME GO!! ian: AHHHHHH ... ian: GGGgary? g: yes ian i: where are we? g: you dont recognize it i: well it's pitch black G: you have to open your eyes I: oh I: wait are we in a vent G: yup! I: why? G: because to really understand our listeners needs and desires we need to get into a tight space I: what... also that's kinda phallocentric G: yea like we are the dicks and the vent is a vagina I:right G: or a butt I: sure g: or a mouth i: ok G: AND IF you like to be in and out of tight spaces with your vagina, penis, butt, or mouth or any other combination go to adamandeve.com and USE CODE GLORY. G: here read the ad ian I: uhhh right when you do you'll get 50% off almost any one item, a free gift for you, a gift for them, a gift for both or more of you depending on how many vents you like to enter or exit... or be. G: the free shipping ian I: right and you get FREE SHIPPING delivered discreetly to your door I: do you hear that G: hmmm? I: i hear someone G: it's nothing... thousands of products ian I: R-right adamandeve has thousands of products to choose from. you can shop from anywhere even a vent... there's definitely someone else in this vent G: adamandeve.com I: that's adamanandeve.com.... use code..... glory.... I: wait where are we? and why are you wearing a mission impossible harness? G: i just gotta drop in a get something I: wait is that Cecil's kitchen? are we in cecil's house? G: maybe I: who else is in this vent G: some other show I: wtf gary you know you cant be within 500 feet of cecil G: im not if he doesn't see me. I: thats not how that works G: im getting that mac and cheese I: NO gary you're lactose intolerant *CRASH* oh crap we just broke cecils kitchen G: i got the mac and cheese I: how are we gonna get out of here G: by going to adamandeve.com and use code GLORY I: no seriously gary how are we getting out of here G: i don't know you're the one writing the script I: wut? G: uhh .... Go Go Gary teleport. *doctor who* I: is that the tardis G: SHHH no it's a Tardat! which is different and noncopyright infringing I: *this script is off the rails* G: told you G: oh no the tardat only runs on promo code uses which means you have to go to adamandeve.com and use code GLORY or we'll be stuck here forever! I: you are talking to the audience right now right? G: yes I: so this ad will end without any resolution G: probably unless people go to adamandeve.com and use code GLORY *zombie scream* G: oh god Tom can smell the mac and cheese - we gotta get out of here I: jesus christ please go use code GLORY! G: HE'S COMING G: and if you want to be coming I: NO TIME RUN GARY!! GI: AHHH clip *scream*
Cognitive Dissonance Podcast
2021-05-25 11:32:10 +0000 UTC*sigh* I wish it came with subtitles, I can only understand every third word Garry says but I am sure it was funny.
Robbi Prior
2021-05-25 06:18:56 +0000 UTCFunny!
Shannon Klakowicz
2021-05-24 22:05:49 +0000 UTC“Who else is in the vents?” was an amazing moment.
Fraa Paul
2021-05-24 18:11:28 +0000 UTCTardis, Tardat, Tar-d-other thing.
Patrick Carr
2021-05-24 14:10:38 +0000 UTCBrilliant!!
kyi561
2021-05-24 11:25:53 +0000 UTC
