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[Early Content] Episode 357: Shark Tank Idea

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[Early Content] Episode 357: Shark Tank Idea

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I think it was VX & not Sarin gas.

Matthew Maxon

Daubenmire's choice of words, that fox women are "trained". Pressured maybe, but "trained"? He has to add yet another super-creepy dominating aspect to this doesn't he.

LPDHappy

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CECIL AND THE REST OF YOU EATING NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM ONE FLAVOR AT A TIME?!

Jake Shelton

Three comments about your Daubenmire story. First, of course democracy existed before the Bible... at least, before the New Testament. Second, I assume "the elect" refers to the Calvinist concept of people who are chosen by god to be saved even before they are born -- because nobody can become saved through their own actions. Third, *absolutely* people take the Daily Mail seriously; many many people do, which goes a long way to explaining why Britain is so completely and irredeemably FUCKED for the next three generations.

Sakashite Fukasumi

No kidding. They were talking about the bloody movie too. I was crying after that bit.

Christopher Arguin

Straight across!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CECIL!!??

Dan Irizarry

Cecil! In our house us kids use to eat just the chocolate first and then the vanilla. The strawberry was never eaten by us kids so it just sat in the freezer until my parents ate it.

Mike Koeppen

I'm with Cecil!! 🍫🥄🍓🥄🍦

Kringle, love child of Danish and Donut

I'm a single flavor, hooker-ass motherfucker like Cecil

Mara S.

scoop across, it's the best way

John Peden

What's the fucking point of buying Neapolitan ice cream if you're going to eat the flavours separately? At that point you just buy three separate boxes, right?

Dave Ligblurt

Just like ass-to-mouth, you never go one-flavor-only! All three straight across.

B. King

Is Daubenmire really so stupid that he thinks the women at Fox choose their own on-air clothing? As if they could just opt to wear jeans and a sweatshirt, so as not to be "titillating." Right.

Big Easy Blasphemy

So many monsters: ONE FLAVOUR AT A TIME YOU SICK SICK BASTARDS! Do you go to a restaurant, order a three course meal and ask for it all to blended together?! No, of course not... you disgust me.

Drew Wadd

Neapolitan straight across

Tj

Cecil is a barbarian! ALL THREE FLAVORS TOGETHER!!!

Suzanne August

Grima ... fukkin' ... Wormtongue! How can I take either of your opinions on ice cream seriously if you don't have encyclopedic knowledge of esoteric Tolkien characters?! The next book on which you quiz each other had better be The Silmarillion!

Krafty

I'm pretty sure that if there is a bible passage that describes Ivanka and Trump's relationship it the one about Lot and his daughters in the desert.

Sarah Fullerton

When I was a kid and grandma had neopolitan, I would ask for just chocolate but she'd scoop acoss :( I hate fake strawberry flavour.

Sarah Fullerton

I take one scoop of each into a bowl, and eat them 😎

kyi561

I just cover the whole thing in maple syrup and lick away!

Reynold Hall

Maple Bacon bars from Voodoo in Portland or Top pot in the Seattle area are my favorite.

Jesse Hall

Cecil has been right about everything which is why it is so surprising how wrong he is about neopolitan ice cream.

Comic Book Dungeon Podcast

I scoop them one at a time. I don't think I could force myself to scoop straight across.

Kimberly

Side note, I'm also team donut. Danish are for people who want their breakfast to look like their genital warts.

Kyle

You eat Neapolitan ice cream across! Tom is right for once. Eating one at a time is like eating each layer of a sandwich one at a time. What are you some kind of ice cream Nazi Cecil? Trying to keep your ice cream's pure?

Kyle

....i mean vanilla and chocolate together

Nora

Eat the strawberry ice cream first then have strawberry and chocolate together.

Nora

Jesus, that Nick Cage movie was back when The Rock was just a pebble...

Bad Medicine

Why would they put all three flavors in one if they DIDN'T WANT YOU TO EAT ALL THE FLAVORS TOGETHER?! Go buy three separate containers you clod

Carbon

I agree with Tom. If you have Neopolitain ice cream, you eat all three flavours at once - that's why there's three flavours in one container. If you want a single flavour, buy single-flavour ice cream.

Daniel Giddings


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