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December DCI!

What are your thoughts on inviting people to the island?!?!?! hehehe LOVE YA!!! xoxooxx

Comments

Petition to modify the intro video given that Toni has officially stood up on a paddle board! 🥰🥰🥰

Laura Alberts

Coincidence chat me and Toni coughed at the same time…..hours later while I was watching.

Nixon Zane

Before I even heard Toni’s idea to change the intro song I thought “huh they need to update that part cause she HAS stood up on a paddle board”. I think that means I’ve finally synced up with the tarp tower brain 😎🤠

Megan O’Kelly

In for 2025 - Ryan making MORE calls during the pod!

Molly “The Poor Man’s Toni” Brennan

The guy going on about coffee breaks is giving the same energy as the Conservative leader saying lunch is for wimps and sandwiches aren’t a real food

Steph Best

Omg DCI is just what I needed today. And yes, the fucking avocado lack of joy spread to America. Us Millennials cannot have any joy.

Amy

And what the actual fuck is up with Indian cinema?!?!

Big Hunk-a-Spunk

What the hell is that raising post thing she was standing on??

Big Hunk-a-Spunk

What the fuck in the Indian cinema. What the actual fuck. That’s just fuckin stupid 🤔😂

Christie Painter

The girl being raised up on the pole, we need to add "look what you made me do" over the top!

Hot Ash from Perth

Tom didn't say I love you back...

Little Woot (wouter0612)

DCI cards with a QR code. They can scan it when you walk away and it takes them to a welcome to Dumb Cunt Island or Dull Cunt Island image!

Nikki Catelotti

Handing out DCI cards is the BEST IDEA I would also spend more of my money on buying DCI cards to give to the dumb c’s at my school

LiviLocs

Inviting people into DCI is a fab idea - the two in this episode where more aligned to the C - Reckon more focus on the D is required! (People doing just dumb stupid things not necessarily the D!)

James Lynch

I like that! I’d definitely qualify for a monthly admission 😂😂

Émilie Smith

Dull Cunt Island is the little resort island just off the coast of DCI, sporting beautiful landscapes of a flat sandy beach and a lone palm tree. A small one. And maybe one lounge chair that is a bit faded and has a soaked in stain. A bar that serves only water, with just a hint of coconut flavour. For food, plain rice. Dull-ivery available.

Sketchy Ant

What if we all sent in our own stories / "applications to be admitted to DCI." Cus lord knows we all qualify at some point. 😅

Nadine Luensman

Mr. Groban is a very guilty pleasure of mine.. 🫣

AL

Same dude! I was not ready for that. Haha

Mel McCaffity

Toni your shorts look sick

Gabe Mueller

I’m waiting for my $3000 🤔

Toni Shalayda

Omg the avocado toast debacle. 🤣 Millennial trauma.

Chelsea Harris

DCI membership cards are a genius idea. Sign me up 😂

Lauren Bufe

The Indian video is giving ALevel media project

Jodi Edington

I don't think the $3000 is in the mudget.

Dugpdx

Toni Lodge she’s our lord, STOOD THE FUCK UP on a paddle board!!

Whittycent

👏 amazing

Stacey Giese (rhymes with easy peasy)

I was not mentally prepared for the Indian comedy

Stacey Giese (rhymes with easy peasy)

Omg business cards. My old housemate got drunk and ordered 1000 cards that just said "do better". She would hand them out to all sorts of DCs. Parking, creepy club Bois, Karen's etc etc

Simone Bykerk

I'd love to hand out DCI cards!

Stacey Giese (rhymes with easy peasy)

Intro definitely needs an update!! Go Toni gooooooo!!!

Kate Taylor

I think we should have toni dub over just the specific line, and have it be not the greatest audio cut ever. You know, for comedy

Sierra Sicard

I vote it gets updated! Standing on a SUP is hard and should be celebrated💪🏻

Simone Bykerk

Wooh! I'm at work but I can't wait to watch this later when I'm off! 🙌

Devyn Perucca

Yessss! Out flat with a gnarly cold this is perfect timing!!!

Alex Tate Beall


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