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Toni and Ryan
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BTS: The HIGHS and LOWS of being TONI LODGE

Sorry about focus on my iPhone camera.
How can I make it not suck?
 - Ryan

Comments

That’s cumtown

Dillon Kent

That peeeeeel was spectacular!

Viktoryia Ivoryana

I’d love to peel off protective covers off things but sadly I have two cats who do it for me… Oddly enough, the peeled plastic ends up in my bed - I did NOT put it there. Not kink-shaming anyone who’s into that though…

Belinda Parish (Peter Bol-inda)

That book is such an easy and pleasant read that only the habitants of DCI would need to buy a summary. 🫳🎤

Victoria Cason

So satisfying

Sonia Jones

6 months? Bridgeton worked harder than that. (Idk how to spell Bridget's name I'm sorry)

JazBillups

So fucking satisfying!!!

Crystal Ochsner

I was so afraid it was going to rip and stop peeling halfway through!

Phil

Ryan You can make your iPhone not suck by ....now listen closely 👀 buy a Samsung

Simone G

I used to work at The Good Guys. Putting up new display TV's, pulling of the big plastic screen protector off got my nipples tingling every single time!

Jordy and Adam

That reaction was on par with orgazmatron 🤣

Simone Bykerk

Sumception

Simone Bykerk

This comment... made me LOL

Scott L

Send a cease and desist! How dare she summarize your amazing book

GKG

That peel… made me cum.

Mark Peter

Toni should release a summary of that summary. 😂

Stacia Abner

I had to do it via the Web link not on the app hope that helps x

Emma rose

Ok but… I want that table. Because I need to do the big peel!!! That looked too satisfying!!!

Chelle Belle

It is!!!

Ryan Jon

HAHAHAHAHAH

Ryan Jon

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? Im a champion TARPer but i cant figure out how to add my address🥲

Kadrien “CowBoy Emoji” Carter

toni i have hives all over my body

happytigergirl

This is really how you know you've made it though, including the table!

Jazz Rafuse

I could understand writing that for a class assignment, but to publish and sell it is so shady.

JoAnn T.

The real ones would buy Toni's because who da f is Freda Hicks

Christopher Ruiter

Toni's so right though, getting to pull the protector film off something is the real orgasmatron

shane

Screaming at Toni’s ASMR orgasm 🤣

dRuckett

Freda Hicks, it’s on sight. You’ve been warned.

Allison Shanley

I asked my bf to get me the book for Christmas 😊

Amanda Palicka

Toni Lodgener? 😂😂😂

Aimee Rasero

Oh I love peeling those things! If I see someone hasn’t taken the plastic off their remote, microwave, tv and anything else I have to peel it I can’t help it! It’s just not right until it’s off!

Jo Brazel

"get in real tight" - thats wat she said. PS i just actually finished reading your book and I have never read through something so fast. Loved it, you should've seen the shock on my face with the uni-dating twist

Chanuki

Pop off plagiarism sis

Maddy Hoegel (hoe-gal 🤠)

Toni you can stick your sock in my generator any time if you keep that up

Adelle Markham

Me: Ooh yeess, peel that - wait is that my drawing of Toni still sitting on a shelf?! Very cute! Both Toni and the coffee table

Sketchy Ant

I want a Toni and Ryan ASMR video. Ryan would do his part all quiet whispers then it's Toni's which will start with "watch this shit" and a moan.

michael roberts

Now that peel made me wet for life 💦

Vanessa Pardo

That peel just impregnated me

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Ugh, why do people have to suck so much? Thanks for my signed book Toni and for the audio book that I also purchased so that I can listen to it in bed with zero effort on my part. Which coincidently is where I will be after being so turned on my this table top peel.

Sarah_M

Freda hicks, sucks dicks. Not well either! That is red hot. Shouldn't be allowed to do that!

Kita-Jane

Oh My Lanta! That table peel. My nips could take out an eye ball. 😜

Kita-Jane

P.s i also need a maz after watching that peel and FUCK YOU FREIDA HICKS!!!

Jen Brown

Can we please just take a minute to get sparkly over Toni's eyebrows 😍😍😍 they are on point!!!!

Jen Brown

That should be illegal! Also fuck that person that is making money off Toni’s book 😆

Kit Lace

Don't tell her about the Google colab feature that can replace podcasting

Skippy Hugo

That peel was niiiiiiice

Courtney Santamaria

Peel me right up, that was good shit indeed. 🍌

Amanda the Star 🌟

🤤🤤🤤

Kelsey Last

HOW APPEALING WAS THAT PEEL

Ben Twigg

Omg that table peel tho im actually moist 😅

te'a

TAKE THEIR FUCKING ASS!! TO COURT THAT SCAMMER WITH THE FAKE BOOK

Ben Twigg

Now that is a good peel. Need to watch it again.. and again

Susan Chen

Also I think I came when you peeled the tape off that table YLTSI

Isabella O'Connor

Pop off peeling sis 🤤

Katie

Imposter? Hardly know er. (Also get fucked the person profiting off our lord and saviour Toni Felicia Lodge 💅)

Isabella O'Connor

Peel porn 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Erin Cass

I need a cigarette after watching that peel 🥵

Laura Zuber


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