FRANK GREEN x TARP UPDATE
Added 2022-07-16 11:13:59 +0000 UTCHello,
It’s Ryan the Chief Merchandise and International Shipping Officer here.
As CMISO I thought I’d provide an update on the Frank Green Water Bottles.
I am DELIGHTED to let you know that 2,700 TARP x FG bottles have now been produced! They are completed! Holy fuck. We had to source some different material for the straws cause there was a shortage and we cleaned Frank Green out as well.
Now they’re being packaged and ready to be shipped. They’ll go to either a MELBOURNE, TEXAS or POLAND location and when they’re there you’ll be able to purchase (for $0) and get it shipped from your nearest location with you colour of choice.
QUESTIONS WE’RE GETTING
Are they on the way?
You betcha!
The economy is in ruins and I’ve downgraded my Patreon level.
Do I still get my TARP x FG bottle?
You betcha! Inflation is crazy, petrol is more expensive than liquid gold so honestly we get it. Take care of yourself and you’ll get your drink bottle if you were in a champion in May.
How will I actually get it to my house?
We’ll email you and message on Patreon when they’re ready to go with a link to an online store and a discount code. You’ll buy it like you buy anything else online. The discount will be for 100% and you’ll put in your delivery address. It’ll automatically figure our the closest warehouse for you and it’ll ship and you’ll receive it a few days later.
Ryan, did you know how hard this would be?
No it’s terrifying.
Have you cried about this?
Yes
Will everything be ok and will everyone will be sipping from their TARP x FG real soon?
Yes
Thanks for your patience,
Ryan Jon Dunn, CMISO
