TOP TIER EXCLUSIVE: RATE MY P*SS
Added 2021-06-24 08:08:44 +0000 UTCMorning, Top Tier gang! We're back from our epic UFO hunt. Which went extremely well. I mean, I say it went well... we arrived at the location three hours late, following a hellish traffic jam on the A12. During which, some of us were forced to get out of the car, and use the bushes for the purposes of bladder relief.
Plus - once again - we managed to over-schedule, and exhaust ourselves. We've got enough footage for either a three-parter or a feature-length ep. Let us know in the comments what you'd prefer.
We had planned to do a ghost hunt in the evening, but we arrived at the location so late that all we had the energy to do was drink two bottles of tequila between us.
Fortunately, we recorded the two or so hours of rambling conversation that ensued, and we'll be sharing the edited highlights with you. If you do want to see where we stayed, Sanja has been sharing videos and photos on her Instagram. Because, frankly, we managed to utterly fail to utilise the 14th century church we were staying in, by being tired and then drunk. I've never seen anybody as hungover as Gannon was the next day.
Anyway... back to pissing in the bushes... That too was recorded, and you can see that footage RIGHT HERE! It's a top tier exclusive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fd-8Mqh03E
Comments
Ignore any splashback and hot piss takes this video might get.
2021-06-24 14:39:03 +0000 UTCIt would be on-brand if all the footage other than 3 minutes of filming each other pissing in bushes and giggling was lost, and I'd be entirely OK with that because I'd have had my money's worth.
MrPSB
2021-06-24 13:22:21 +0000 UTCPissovision!
2021-06-24 12:14:08 +0000 UTCIts a stunning location. Looks like an amazing place to stay.
2021-06-24 12:10:20 +0000 UTCOh yes, in case anyone didn't know, the Digitiser Instagram page is @digitiser2000 mine is @thursdaysfae and Paul's is @the_mr_biffo. But since the video of the place didn't really work on Instagram, I've put it up on YouTube at the link below. Unfortunately, as it was supposed to be for Instagram Stories, it has been filmed vertically, and the quality is not very high, but I just needed to get it off of my phone because it has no storage left. So if you're curious and have low expectations, here is the link: https://youtu.be/ABKp3aGOXEk
Sanja Rose
2021-06-24 12:03:43 +0000 UTCBeing from Essex, I know the A12 well! If you were jammed near Witham you could have turned off and had a cup of tea and a cake with my mum! :D
Kathy Holloway (Silph)
2021-06-24 11:47:16 +0000 UTCAlso some great shots of Eli smoking a cig πππ―
Lewis Salter
2021-06-24 10:27:04 +0000 UTCIt be cool to see it as a feature length. Even if does mean a couple of quiet weeks after. β₯οΈ
Lewis Salter
2021-06-24 10:21:49 +0000 UTCPissclusive! Top Tiurine!
2021-06-24 10:00:12 +0000 UTCWhichever works best for you to edit. YouTube keeps my place in longer videos now if I need a piss in the bushes.
Fear All You Hear - Gareth
2021-06-24 09:24:03 +0000 UTCI'm happy with either option, but I think I'd prefer a three-parter.
Kelvin Green
2021-06-24 09:07:42 +0000 UTCI'm up for a 3 parter, easier for me to view while at work or getting ready. All depends on how long you consider feature length I suppose. I'm spoiled by the marvel movies lol
Mark Honeyborne
2021-06-24 08:23:52 +0000 UTCI rate it 72 piss-scent (percent)
Nicola
2021-06-24 08:18:28 +0000 UTCI'd opt for a feature length one, but happy either way. Go with whichever format tends to get you more views, if that's generally a factor.
PJ Close
2021-06-24 08:16:45 +0000 UTCPersonally I love the longer vids :)
Maryse Ouellet
2021-06-24 08:15:38 +0000 UTCI'd personally prefer one feature length episode but either way is excellent :D I'm excited for the conversation highlights, that should be interesting (!). What with the UFO hunting, the rambling conversation, the bush pissing and the blurry unboxing you're TREATING us.
Chai
2021-06-24 08:11:46 +0000 UTC
