I'm beginning to wonder if you're creating these to covertly gain information about us, albeit in a slow, amusing, less evil manner.

You turn to face a hillside, atop which are a family of friendly, smiling bears and wasps... so many wasps.

Mark - thanks for that. It did work... but it looked horrible in Weebly, and my HTML skills aren't sufficiently advanced to improve things any. Worth a shot, mind!

Paul Rose (Mr Biffo)

Could it not be inserted as a table in the blog, i.e. <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>THE DIGITISER 2000 PERSONAL HAPPY PLACE:O:MATIC</strong></span></p> INSTRUCTIONS: <em>1) Print out and keep the Digitiser 2000 Personal happy Place:O:Matic in your saftest pocket</em> <em>2) Become consumed with the January blues, dark thoughts, and despair</em> <em>3) Consult the Digitiser 2000 Personal Happy Place:O:Matic, close your eyes, and be immediately transported to your own unique land of warmth and joy.</em> <table class=" aligncenter" style="width: 100%;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><strong>JAN:</strong> You are floating in...</td> <td valign="top"><strong>JAN:</strong> ...a country garden full of the scent of flowers and...</td> <td valign="top"><strong>1:</strong> ...Gordon Ramsay's DNA.</td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top"><strong>FEB:</strong> You are walking through...</td> <td valign="top"><strong>FEB:</strong> ...a lovely swimming hole full of crystal clear waters and...</td> <td valign="top"><strong>2:</strong> ...you drop to your knees and applaud</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> ...and so on?