Her Days are Numbered
Added 2025-08-19 02:37:30 +0000 UTCLarge ass aside, I don’t know why the original version of this seemed to really take off when it went public. It’s always weird when it’s one of the quicker ones that I spend a lot less time on that seem to get the most reaction. Anyhow, I figured I’d channel that last one into a blueberry variant, that further explores some of my head canon.
It’s something I think I’ve touched on a few times in the past, but I’ve always liked the idea that after the initial berrification, some folks are fine & others keep having episodes of needing to be juiced. And of that group, some experience them more frequently than others. And of that group, sometimes no matter how hard they juice themselves, over time? The juice starts to build up & become like berry pulp in their fat deposits. And from there, the juice production is almost constant! But the more juice means more pulp, so a feedback loop ensues, inevitably leaving to berries that are permanently big & round, no matter how much you squeeze.
In this scenario, I liked to think this girl is going to get herself professionally squeezed. And awkwardly, the technician feels like they need to spell out how dire her situation might be. At first, they mistake her aloofness for vanity. But really, she’s just trying to get an idea of what she’s working with to find someone willing to look after her when she’s far too round to do anything. Perhaps while lamenting how rapidly that day is approaching.
I have another variant on deck, but I feel like I ought to post newer things before that. So back to work I go!
