Sweet May 10th; we ask of you on this fine Monday morning (PST) to shower us with your golden beam of warmth and life. We ask you to cleanse us of the evil that may be hidden in our deepest crevices and fill our holes with the hand of friendship and love.
Please help our brothers and sisters win bigly at life and send their Doges to the moon, sweet handsome lord. Fill our plates with delicious marinate Korean BBQ meat, and please postpone any associated liver problem.
Amen.