pancake.mp4 extended edition
Added 2022-05-09 22:28:30 +0000 UTC
Hello, beings.
In case you missed it (and I hope you did), I tweeted a picture of a destroyed-looking pancake a few days ago as a way of reviewing some bad instant pancake mix, and then when people called me a horrible cook I spent a full day of my life filming a video response and making my internet friends read the tweets for it.
I had to cut the video down to 2:20 for it to fit on Twitter, so I figured I'd put up a version with more stuff left in for you, since I could only afford to spend hours on this because of your patronage. Thanks! But also: Sorry!
Additionally, please find enclosed more of the various takes of the readings people sent me. In case you wanted to know what five takes of the same line sound like. Now THIS is how the sausage is made! Or, should I say, pancake?! No. Stop
The poll for $10 backers based off your suggestions in the comments of the last post will be up soon! Just to clarify, everyone will be able to see the content, but only the $10 people can vote on it. Thanks again!
-Hazza
Joined a few months ago and decided to go back and watch all the bonus videos that strike my fancy. Having seen this video, which sprung from a desire to prove to the internet that some pancake mix is just bad, I am *extremely* happy with my decision to become a patron and I wish I could support at a higher level. This is the shenanigans that I'm here for. I love it
Laurel Nelson
2025-08-27 19:14:30 +0000 UTC
lost it with that "how to basic" homage
Sandro Bernuez
2025-02-05 01:49:40 +0000 UTC
I watched this immediately after watching the set building one... occurred to me that this could have been used as wallpaper paste...
Avidkeo
2025-01-27 20:31:27 +0000 UTC
"there are politicians with more integrity than this pancake batter" GAGGED ME
veggiebr0th
2024-11-07 14:09:44 +0000 UTC
Learning HBomberGuy got flamed on Twitter over pancakes is the most "current era" vibes I've had this month.
An Owl
2024-10-11 22:54:57 +0000 UTC
The sequence where you prepared the pancakes have me strong epic meal time vibes.
Keil Ahrens
2024-10-07 12:37:34 +0000 UTC
The food in an American prison would be better
MaggicMD
2024-04-22 02:21:26 +0000 UTC
you fuckers: a measured response
catnepdotbiz
2023-10-24 17:41:26 +0000 UTC
Tesco pancake mix: a measured response
Victoria grew insolent in her chromatic perversion
2023-07-31 09:38:01 +0000 UTC
i've used tesco's mix and it went about as badly if not worse, so it IS a terrible batter, but this is coming from the guy who flunked put of GCSE Food Tech lmao
LucasProbably
2023-07-01 11:55:09 +0000 UTC
glad 2 see u wernt mad
tupperward
2022-09-05 18:25:46 +0000 UTC
After watching this, I feel like I may be the only person in the world that has managed to make decent pancakes from those Tesco mix bottles… is that my super power?
2022-08-06 09:51:50 +0000 UTC
The ending cleanup was funnier than it had any right to be
Thomas Brooks
2022-07-29 23:37:54 +0000 UTC
I think it's the "smells really bad" part that does it for me. How does pancake mix smell...bad?!
peachycliodhna
2022-06-16 23:40:55 +0000 UTC
Pancake mix bottle might be worth it, the cool thing about pancake batter is you can totally just stick it in a squeeze bottle and use it later, so maybe not all was lost!
kaemon bonet
2022-06-09 09:17:37 +0000 UTC
Yep, that was definitely a brilliant British pancake.
Devon
2022-05-30 18:09:03 +0000 UTC
*Sees you vaccum your counter* So you're a virgo huh
Stephanie Thompson
2022-05-28 03:47:29 +0000 UTC
Lol look we're American largely, we see single white guy making food and we immediately make some judgements. My ex used to eat ketchup in otherwise plain pasta-- we make some assumptions 😂
Stephanie Thompson
2022-05-28 03:46:17 +0000 UTC
This was a fun watch and fun to see you branch out. Personally you got me hooked on your way of thinking and the way you express your thoughts. I may not always agree with you but that’s okay.
In short, I’m just happy to see your creativity and critical thinking at play.
Luis Quezada
2022-05-25 02:49:43 +0000 UTC
Damn
complete cannon
2022-05-22 17:45:37 +0000 UTC
Ah, learned something new! Thanks for the gentle correction of my Canadian misunderstanding :D. Just for funsies I'll refer to crepes as British Pancakes going forward.
Colin Tougas
2022-05-20 14:43:41 +0000 UTC
It's because in Europe we don't add baking powder which is what makes them fluffy (we call those American pancakes). We don't because we often put toppings on them and then roll them up which you can't do when they are fluffy :)
Janine
2022-05-20 11:03:11 +0000 UTC
I still can't figure out if your example of being good at pancakes (essentially a crepe) is a joke or not!
Colin Tougas
2022-05-19 23:58:16 +0000 UTC
Don't ever watch HowToBasic.
Andrew H
2022-05-19 22:31:14 +0000 UTC
We do have decent mixes, but since English pancakes only have flour, milk, and eggs in them, they barely save any time vs just eyeballing it with the separate ingredients. They’re a bit thicker than crêpes – if you’ve ever had a Dutch pannenkoek, they’re quite similar
Alex Reid
2022-05-19 11:40:35 +0000 UTC
I donno man, the stove looked a little wonky to me
ADoubleEgg
2022-05-18 20:17:08 +0000 UTC
My main take away is that now I want gay cake and pancakes.
Enname
2022-05-18 14:37:23 +0000 UTC
Insert Snarky sarcastic commentary here
Gabriel Solon
2022-05-18 01:04:59 +0000 UTC
Wait do you not have decent instant mixes? In the US so my pancake is definitely not a thin crepe, just a thick boi that works better than a shamwow
Seth Hensinger
2022-05-17 03:13:11 +0000 UTC
I initially saw this while struggling to wake up properly and when I actually became conscious, I went to work and forgot about it altogether. coming back now to see it in full is like checking your pockets before doing laundry and finding small money you forgot about
alexis
2022-05-15 08:15:32 +0000 UTC
OK, yep, I googled drop scones, and that's exactly what I think of when "pancake" is used.
Oxnard Mantalvo
2022-05-12 16:03:14 +0000 UTC
mmkay well I shouldn’t have watched this in a public waiting room
Kaz
2022-05-12 06:20:26 +0000 UTC
squishmalloooooow
Ashley
2022-05-12 03:12:01 +0000 UTC
Jesus, what a great video.
William Remsburg
2022-05-12 00:47:42 +0000 UTC
the thought of the cleanup afterwards is stressing me out.
Oltanya
2022-05-11 21:40:55 +0000 UTC
The inherent drama of the egg dripping off the counter
Ren Davison
2022-05-11 16:33:36 +0000 UTC
Man, when I saw a video simply titled "pancake.mp4" I got flash backs to early '00's internet and was afraid this was one of those shockingly awful video, maximally disturbing, and grotesquely offensive to the strongest of personalities. "swap.avi" bad.
I was right. That's some bad pancake mix.
Highwayman
2022-05-11 13:46:29 +0000 UTC
Crêpes and pancakes aren't the same thing Harry
Neuronyak
2022-05-11 10:08:57 +0000 UTC
I mean this sincerely when I say I loved this video. Really appreciate the pancake making sequence
Octo
2022-05-11 07:39:54 +0000 UTC
1: thank you for including the footage of you cleaning, seeing the chaos cooking gave me legit anxiety 😂
2: THANK YOU for the butter inclusion! My (cockney) partner take the piss out of me for using butter to fry stuff in rather than oil. Fellow Yorkshire validation 🙌🏻
NonMigratory
2022-05-11 07:17:41 +0000 UTC
An incandescent take-down of pancake gatekeeping as well as Tesco. 5 stars! And also I want pancakes now.
Geraldine Quinn
2022-05-11 04:20:45 +0000 UTC
This is amazing.
EmmiJade
2022-05-10 19:16:41 +0000 UTC
this was so petty and iconic
Louise S
2022-05-10 18:27:37 +0000 UTC
Do Brits call them pancakes or crepes?
With Quiet Eyes
2022-05-10 17:37:51 +0000 UTC
Nice naleśnik.
Kusy
2022-05-10 13:05:53 +0000 UTC
I happened to see this on Twitter and I was hoping you'd post it here too. Also, I loved the original title "You Fuckers: A Measured Response"
Mobius Scarf
2022-05-10 12:45:09 +0000 UTC
Harris you mad man 🤣
Sébastien Demmel
2022-05-10 12:44:16 +0000 UTC
Oh gods, is that the music from Deadly Premonition?
The14th
2022-05-10 11:22:03 +0000 UTC
For some reason I want more cleaning footage with confused looks over your shoulder. I'm not going to analyse this.
Beth Thomas
2022-05-10 10:51:42 +0000 UTC
Thanks! That was ALL my salted butter and the actual pancakes I ended up making once this was done suffered for it
Hbomb
2022-05-10 10:29:53 +0000 UTC
Now I can fall asleep to this video too
SpeckObst
2022-05-10 09:40:59 +0000 UTC
Yeah, our default pancakes are the thin crepe type. We have the thicker ones, but they tend to be smaller and we call 'em Scotch pancakes or drop scones.
Penny Gotch
2022-05-10 08:14:04 +0000 UTC
Unfortunate that the butter head-fake at 0:52 got the axe. It's an outstanding visual gag.
Amon
2022-05-10 07:55:25 +0000 UTC
The pancake you made (the real one, not the abomination from the tweet) looks just like the one my dad made me when I was a kid. Now I am both hungry and nostalgic. Going to my dad in order to pester him about pancakes.
Marta Tarasiuk
2022-05-10 07:55:18 +0000 UTC
It's unhygienic to hoover your kitchen surfaces. There. Now please do a measured response about that!
David Bruce Composer
2022-05-10 07:38:01 +0000 UTC
I've had two shitty days in a row. Thank you for brightening my night up with this silliness. Also RIP in peace to your kitchen after filming this lol
Lourdes Death
2022-05-10 06:21:52 +0000 UTC
Real question: are pancakes more crépe-like in the UK than in the US?
I've learned to like pancake mix since having kids, especially when you have one child who likes pancakes, but will only eat 1 or 2 for breakfast, so you don't waste an egg for a recipe that yields 6-8.
Oxnard Mantalvo
2022-05-10 04:52:21 +0000 UTC
thank you this is perfect
Joe Zoom
2022-05-10 04:35:54 +0000 UTC
Art
D E Wright
2022-05-10 04:22:42 +0000 UTC
Yeah but how do we know you didn't write all these "A Tesco Customer" reviews yourself, eh? :D
David Chatenay
2022-05-10 04:15:27 +0000 UTC
Reported content as "harmful," what the hell, also hi?
Big N8, Aged Student
2022-05-10 04:12:09 +0000 UTC
I hate hate HATE cleaning the stove so I was yelling at the screen during the part
Aaron Nemoyten
2022-05-10 04:12:04 +0000 UTC
Man, I got some "Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time" vibes, with a splash of "HowToBasic" from this video.
Pentbot
2022-05-10 03:58:33 +0000 UTC
the deadly premonition music is icing on the cake of this measured response
facemask12
2022-05-10 03:51:30 +0000 UTC
also cracking the eggs directly on charles' face 10/10
Bush
2022-05-10 02:51:14 +0000 UTC
Reminded me of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, myself. Lots of similarities, but less absurd. (For one thing, Hbomb didn't bring out a hatchet to cut the pancake.)
Joseph C
2022-05-10 02:49:33 +0000 UTC
i live for the drama but dude your poor kitchen
Bush
2022-05-10 02:49:06 +0000 UTC
Traditional english pancakes are similar to French crepes. As far as I know American-style pancakes originated in Scotland and tend to be called scotch pancakes or drop scones over here. English flapjacks are kind of like granola bars but soft and chewy rather than hard and crunchy and they’re absolutely delicious.
awb
2022-05-10 02:41:28 +0000 UTC
I've often wondered what a HBG rebuttal to something inconsequential would look like and now I know 😂
Danny G
2022-05-10 02:37:03 +0000 UTC
He did post the shorter video on Twitter, so it is
LavastormSW
2022-05-10 01:41:47 +0000 UTC
I just can't comprehend any way that Tesco could possibly be in the wrong... is there a chance you overmixed?
Jackson Hughes
2022-05-10 01:37:03 +0000 UTC
God, using your cordless vacuum on the counters just like me. Never been more validated from a shitpost video.
Taylor Starling
2022-05-10 01:20:10 +0000 UTC
Great work. Have you considered doing a Making Pancakes ASMR video?
Stephen
2022-05-10 01:13:53 +0000 UTC
Got to admire Harry's dedication, he absolutely wrecked his kitchen for a five-minute gag post, most of which is unavailable to the general public.
M. C. T.
2022-05-10 00:47:13 +0000 UTC
That was a sad-looking pancake… but a great-looking crepe.
CaitSeith
2022-05-10 00:20:05 +0000 UTC
ahhhhh the wait is over and now we haf ths
alphawolf
2022-05-10 00:08:28 +0000 UTC
TIL that English pancakes look more like crepes than American pancakes, and that English flapjacks are basically granola bars.
Jackson Bockus
2022-05-09 23:44:56 +0000 UTC
For the first time, I find myself wishing I had a twitter.
Ash Gabrielle
2022-05-09 23:35:02 +0000 UTC
you’re so valid
Calysto
2022-05-09 23:24:49 +0000 UTC
Loving the HowToHbombBasic aesthetic <3
Charlotte
2022-05-09 23:17:28 +0000 UTC
I will always admire your utter devotion to committing horrific violence toward your living space for the sake of a joke.
Dean Morgan Camp
2022-05-09 23:08:45 +0000 UTC
This is why I patron. Also condone more cooking and or cake decorating content
James Wyatt
2022-05-09 23:05:03 +0000 UTC
Unfortunately I'm tempted to buy this mix now, not because I think I could do any better, but because I want to witness the mix from hell first hand
Leo Siebert
2022-05-09 22:59:41 +0000 UTC
The YT recommendation after this video is the Deus Ex one and I can't help but imagine Adam Jensen screaming with the Tesco pancake in his mouth.
Woflpack
2022-05-09 22:57:13 +0000 UTC
Holy shit, Harry made video less than 45 minutes long!
In all seriousness, I love it. Well done
A treasure token featuring Spice8Rack’s face
2022-05-09 22:56:01 +0000 UTC
I so happy you had a terrible pancake experience because it resulted in this magnificent work of art. Truly stellar! 84/100
Delvan Neville
2022-05-09 22:54:44 +0000 UTC
It was honestly wild to me how many people tried to well actually you about how that's a crepe. Sorry about Americans! This is just how we are, I guess, unfortunately for even the rest of us!
Great comedic content to fill a gap though. I had a laugh or two at a time when I really needed it. Thanks! The shot of you cleaning up your own mess is also very, very funny.
Stormbourne
2022-05-09 22:53:24 +0000 UTC
Looking at those pancake splatters and egg drips is giving me conniptions
All-Natural Fig Jam
2022-05-09 22:51:32 +0000 UTC
Patreon money well spent.
Dave Belcher
2022-05-09 22:50:22 +0000 UTC
the FACE
dixego
2022-05-09 22:49:58 +0000 UTC
You’re holding yourself back at just cakes, gotta offer full service post-gay-wedding pancake brunches that you’re also too busy to do
Nate Goodman
2022-05-09 22:49:56 +0000 UTC
So much of the Twitter responses came from Americans and Brits meaning something different by "Pancake."
Eric Englebretson
2022-05-09 22:45:56 +0000 UTC
Who watched this right after the Climate Town Cookin' With Gas rap update?
Cassid E. Hawk
2022-05-09 22:44:56 +0000 UTC
Are you gonna do the collab with ordinary sausage?
Eric Plaisance
2022-05-09 22:44:30 +0000 UTC
First, your pancke looks amazing and exactly the way i like it, so i obviously respect you and your cooking skills
stardustphilosophy
2022-05-09 22:44:01 +0000 UTC
This is the top tier content I'm happy to support. No one else has called dibs yet, so I'm doing it. I'm doing it now. It was my patreon donation that bought that Tesco batter mix. I want a piece of this national disgrace.
Kyle Rudy
2022-05-09 22:43:34 +0000 UTC
Woo Shaun read mine! PS congrats on 1 mil subs :D
Conformist
2022-05-09 22:43:11 +0000 UTC
I freakin love you
arturo182
2022-05-09 22:43:05 +0000 UTC
:0 you'd think, considering i specifically specified that's not an American Pancake™, that that's exactly the joke i was making
The Doom Merchant
2022-05-09 22:42:35 +0000 UTC
Is it weird that I want to try it now? I would also like to add a request for a cake decorating video. Even if you just use it as background footage for another video. You could be decorating cake and talking about video games. I don’t care. I want it.
Moira Laidlaw
2022-05-09 22:42:06 +0000 UTC
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE FISH????
Andy L.
2022-05-09 22:39:43 +0000 UTC
Well now we need to see you bake a cake!
Brian Neufeld
2022-05-09 22:38:25 +0000 UTC
Patreon cake decorating stream?
cpw
2022-05-09 22:38:24 +0000 UTC
Thin pancakes are much more common in Europe - and, of course, a crepe is a type of pancake (the best kind). American style thick pancakes aren't the only one in the world ;)
MattS
2022-05-09 22:37:59 +0000 UTC
Deeply, seriously into this. I yearn for more cooking videos
Lucian Summerisle
2022-05-09 22:37:00 +0000 UTC
First minute of this video bad me shaking in fear
Wil J !
2022-05-09 22:35:34 +0000 UTC
Dang, there go my wedding cake plans.
Nathan Lawrence
2022-05-09 22:35:29 +0000 UTC
Hell yea go off king
Malachi Biffle
2022-05-09 22:35:28 +0000 UTC
Harris finally allowing himself to make sub 60min videos.
ian j browne
2022-05-09 22:31:47 +0000 UTC
v funny across the pond to see you go through all that rigmarole and still at the end come out with what, over here, is still not a pancake lol. you made a crepe.
The Doom Merchant
2022-05-09 22:31:10 +0000 UTC
If this was the only thing you posted to Patreon it would still be 1000% worth it
Joehen
2022-05-09 22:30:50 +0000 UTC