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pancake.mp4 extended edition

Hello, beings.

In case you missed it (and I hope you did), I tweeted a picture of a destroyed-looking pancake a few days ago as a way of reviewing some bad instant pancake mix, and then when people called me a horrible cook I spent a full day of my life filming a video response and making my internet friends read the tweets for it.

I had to cut the video down to 2:20 for it to fit on Twitter, so I figured I'd put up a version with more stuff left in for you, since I could only afford to spend hours on this because of your patronage. Thanks! But also: Sorry!

Additionally, please find enclosed more of the various takes of the readings people sent me. In case you wanted to know what five takes of the same line sound like. Now THIS is how the sausage is made! Or, should I say, pancake?! No. Stop

The poll for $10 backers based off your suggestions in the comments of the last post will be up soon! Just to clarify, everyone will be able to see the content, but only the $10 people can vote on it. Thanks again!

-Hazza

pancake.mp4 extended edition

Comments

Joined a few months ago and decided to go back and watch all the bonus videos that strike my fancy. Having seen this video, which sprung from a desire to prove to the internet that some pancake mix is just bad, I am *extremely* happy with my decision to become a patron and I wish I could support at a higher level. This is the shenanigans that I'm here for. I love it

Laurel Nelson

lost it with that "how to basic" homage

Sandro Bernuez

I watched this immediately after watching the set building one... occurred to me that this could have been used as wallpaper paste...

Avidkeo

"there are politicians with more integrity than this pancake batter" GAGGED ME

veggiebr0th

Learning HBomberGuy got flamed on Twitter over pancakes is the most "current era" vibes I've had this month.

An Owl

The sequence where you prepared the pancakes have me strong epic meal time vibes.

Keil Ahrens

The food in an American prison would be better

MaggicMD

you fuckers: a measured response

catnepdotbiz

Tesco pancake mix: a measured response

Victoria grew insolent in her chromatic perversion

i've used tesco's mix and it went about as badly if not worse, so it IS a terrible batter, but this is coming from the guy who flunked put of GCSE Food Tech lmao

LucasProbably

glad 2 see u wernt mad

tupperward

After watching this, I feel like I may be the only person in the world that has managed to make decent pancakes from those Tesco mix bottles… is that my super power?

The ending cleanup was funnier than it had any right to be

Thomas Brooks

I think it's the "smells really bad" part that does it for me. How does pancake mix smell...bad?!

peachycliodhna

Pancake mix bottle might be worth it, the cool thing about pancake batter is you can totally just stick it in a squeeze bottle and use it later, so maybe not all was lost!

kaemon bonet

Yep, that was definitely a brilliant British pancake.

Devon

*Sees you vaccum your counter* So you're a virgo huh

Stephanie Thompson

Lol look we're American largely, we see single white guy making food and we immediately make some judgements. My ex used to eat ketchup in otherwise plain pasta-- we make some assumptions 😂

Stephanie Thompson

This was a fun watch and fun to see you branch out. Personally you got me hooked on your way of thinking and the way you express your thoughts. I may not always agree with you but that’s okay. In short, I’m just happy to see your creativity and critical thinking at play.

Luis Quezada

Damn

complete cannon

Ah, learned something new! Thanks for the gentle correction of my Canadian misunderstanding :D. Just for funsies I'll refer to crepes as British Pancakes going forward.

Colin Tougas

It's because in Europe we don't add baking powder which is what makes them fluffy (we call those American pancakes). We don't because we often put toppings on them and then roll them up which you can't do when they are fluffy :)

Janine

I still can't figure out if your example of being good at pancakes (essentially a crepe) is a joke or not!

Colin Tougas

Don't ever watch HowToBasic.

Andrew H

We do have decent mixes, but since English pancakes only have flour, milk, and eggs in them, they barely save any time vs just eyeballing it with the separate ingredients. They’re a bit thicker than crêpes – if you’ve ever had a Dutch pannenkoek, they’re quite similar

Alex Reid

I donno man, the stove looked a little wonky to me

ADoubleEgg

My main take away is that now I want gay cake and pancakes.

Enname

Insert Snarky sarcastic commentary here

Gabriel Solon

Wait do you not have decent instant mixes? In the US so my pancake is definitely not a thin crepe, just a thick boi that works better than a shamwow

Seth Hensinger

I initially saw this while struggling to wake up properly and when I actually became conscious, I went to work and forgot about it altogether. coming back now to see it in full is like checking your pockets before doing laundry and finding small money you forgot about

alexis

OK, yep, I googled drop scones, and that's exactly what I think of when "pancake" is used.

Oxnard Mantalvo

mmkay well I shouldn’t have watched this in a public waiting room

Kaz

squishmalloooooow

Ashley

Jesus, what a great video.

William Remsburg

the thought of the cleanup afterwards is stressing me out.

Oltanya

The inherent drama of the egg dripping off the counter

Ren Davison

Man, when I saw a video simply titled "pancake.mp4" I got flash backs to early '00's internet and was afraid this was one of those shockingly awful video, maximally disturbing, and grotesquely offensive to the strongest of personalities. "swap.avi" bad. I was right. That's some bad pancake mix.

Highwayman

Crêpes and pancakes aren't the same thing Harry

Neuronyak

I mean this sincerely when I say I loved this video. Really appreciate the pancake making sequence

Octo

1: thank you for including the footage of you cleaning, seeing the chaos cooking gave me legit anxiety 😂 2: THANK YOU for the butter inclusion! My (cockney) partner take the piss out of me for using butter to fry stuff in rather than oil. Fellow Yorkshire validation 🙌🏻

NonMigratory

An incandescent take-down of pancake gatekeeping as well as Tesco. 5 stars! And also I want pancakes now.

Geraldine Quinn

This is amazing.

EmmiJade

this was so petty and iconic

Louise S

Do Brits call them pancakes or crepes?

With Quiet Eyes

Nice naleśnik.

Kusy

I happened to see this on Twitter and I was hoping you'd post it here too. Also, I loved the original title "You Fuckers: A Measured Response"

Mobius Scarf

Harris you mad man 🤣

Sébastien Demmel

Oh gods, is that the music from Deadly Premonition?

The14th

For some reason I want more cleaning footage with confused looks over your shoulder. I'm not going to analyse this.

Beth Thomas

Thanks! That was ALL my salted butter and the actual pancakes I ended up making once this was done suffered for it

Hbomb

Now I can fall asleep to this video too

SpeckObst

Yeah, our default pancakes are the thin crepe type. We have the thicker ones, but they tend to be smaller and we call 'em Scotch pancakes or drop scones.

Penny Gotch

Unfortunate that the butter head-fake at 0:52 got the axe. It's an outstanding visual gag.

Amon

The pancake you made (the real one, not the abomination from the tweet) looks just like the one my dad made me when I was a kid. Now I am both hungry and nostalgic. Going to my dad in order to pester him about pancakes.

Marta Tarasiuk

It's unhygienic to hoover your kitchen surfaces. There. Now please do a measured response about that!

David Bruce Composer

I've had two shitty days in a row. Thank you for brightening my night up with this silliness. Also RIP in peace to your kitchen after filming this lol

Lourdes Death

Real question: are pancakes more crépe-like in the UK than in the US? I've learned to like pancake mix since having kids, especially when you have one child who likes pancakes, but will only eat 1 or 2 for breakfast, so you don't waste an egg for a recipe that yields 6-8.

Oxnard Mantalvo

thank you this is perfect

Joe Zoom

Art

D E Wright

Yeah but how do we know you didn't write all these "A Tesco Customer" reviews yourself, eh? :D

David Chatenay

Reported content as "harmful," what the hell, also hi?

Big N8, Aged Student

I hate hate HATE cleaning the stove so I was yelling at the screen during the part

Aaron Nemoyten

Man, I got some "Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time" vibes, with a splash of "HowToBasic" from this video.

Pentbot

the deadly premonition music is icing on the cake of this measured response

facemask12

also cracking the eggs directly on charles' face 10/10

Bush

Reminded me of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, myself. Lots of similarities, but less absurd. (For one thing, Hbomb didn't bring out a hatchet to cut the pancake.)

Joseph C

i live for the drama but dude your poor kitchen

Bush

Traditional english pancakes are similar to French crepes. As far as I know American-style pancakes originated in Scotland and tend to be called scotch pancakes or drop scones over here. English flapjacks are kind of like granola bars but soft and chewy rather than hard and crunchy and they’re absolutely delicious.

awb

I've often wondered what a HBG rebuttal to something inconsequential would look like and now I know 😂

Danny G

He did post the shorter video on Twitter, so it is

LavastormSW

I just can't comprehend any way that Tesco could possibly be in the wrong... is there a chance you overmixed?

Jackson Hughes

God, using your cordless vacuum on the counters just like me. Never been more validated from a shitpost video.

Taylor Starling

Great work. Have you considered doing a Making Pancakes ASMR video?

Stephen

Got to admire Harry's dedication, he absolutely wrecked his kitchen for a five-minute gag post, most of which is unavailable to the general public.

M. C. T.

That was a sad-looking pancake… but a great-looking crepe.

CaitSeith

ahhhhh the wait is over and now we haf ths

alphawolf

TIL that English pancakes look more like crepes than American pancakes, and that English flapjacks are basically granola bars.

Jackson Bockus

For the first time, I find myself wishing I had a twitter.

Ash Gabrielle

you’re so valid

Calysto

Loving the HowToHbombBasic aesthetic <3

Charlotte

I will always admire your utter devotion to committing horrific violence toward your living space for the sake of a joke.

Dean Morgan Camp

This is why I patron. Also condone more cooking and or cake decorating content

James Wyatt

Unfortunately I'm tempted to buy this mix now, not because I think I could do any better, but because I want to witness the mix from hell first hand

Leo Siebert

The YT recommendation after this video is the Deus Ex one and I can't help but imagine Adam Jensen screaming with the Tesco pancake in his mouth.

Woflpack

Holy shit, Harry made video less than 45 minutes long! In all seriousness, I love it. Well done

A treasure token featuring Spice8Rack’s face

I so happy you had a terrible pancake experience because it resulted in this magnificent work of art. Truly stellar! 84/100

Delvan Neville

It was honestly wild to me how many people tried to well actually you about how that's a crepe. Sorry about Americans! This is just how we are, I guess, unfortunately for even the rest of us! Great comedic content to fill a gap though. I had a laugh or two at a time when I really needed it. Thanks! The shot of you cleaning up your own mess is also very, very funny.

Stormbourne

Looking at those pancake splatters and egg drips is giving me conniptions

All-Natural Fig Jam

Patreon money well spent.

Dave Belcher

the FACE

dixego

You’re holding yourself back at just cakes, gotta offer full service post-gay-wedding pancake brunches that you’re also too busy to do

Nate Goodman

So much of the Twitter responses came from Americans and Brits meaning something different by "Pancake."

Eric Englebretson

Who watched this right after the Climate Town Cookin' With Gas rap update?

Cassid E. Hawk

Are you gonna do the collab with ordinary sausage?

Eric Plaisance

First, your pancke looks amazing and exactly the way i like it, so i obviously respect you and your cooking skills

stardustphilosophy

This is the top tier content I'm happy to support. No one else has called dibs yet, so I'm doing it. I'm doing it now. It was my patreon donation that bought that Tesco batter mix. I want a piece of this national disgrace.

Kyle Rudy

Woo Shaun read mine! PS congrats on 1 mil subs :D

Conformist

I freakin love you

arturo182

:0 you'd think, considering i specifically specified that's not an American Pancake™, that that's exactly the joke i was making

The Doom Merchant

Is it weird that I want to try it now? I would also like to add a request for a cake decorating video. Even if you just use it as background footage for another video. You could be decorating cake and talking about video games. I don’t care. I want it.

Moira Laidlaw

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE FISH????

Andy L.

Well now we need to see you bake a cake!

Brian Neufeld

Patreon cake decorating stream?

cpw

Thin pancakes are much more common in Europe - and, of course, a crepe is a type of pancake (the best kind). American style thick pancakes aren't the only one in the world ;)

MattS

Deeply, seriously into this. I yearn for more cooking videos

Lucian Summerisle

First minute of this video bad me shaking in fear

Wil J !

Dang, there go my wedding cake plans.

Nathan Lawrence

Hell yea go off king

Malachi Biffle

Harris finally allowing himself to make sub 60min videos.

ian j browne

v funny across the pond to see you go through all that rigmarole and still at the end come out with what, over here, is still not a pancake lol. you made a crepe.

The Doom Merchant

If this was the only thing you posted to Patreon it would still be 1000% worth it

Joehen


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