[BONUS] Sonic Curry Review

I have made three great decisions tonight. I started paying HBomb five bucks through Patreon, I watched the incredible new Myst video, and then a video he turned his entire digestive tract gotta-go-fast blue.

William B Hill

(whispers) i know im just being an asshole for fun

@thiccrat_

lol it's the template I use for uploads!

Hbomb

links to his patreon for an unlisted patreon reward

@thiccrat_

Gosh, imagine being the poor beast who died to make Meat-Themed Chunks in a Sonic Curry. Imagine that being your legacy.

Shawna Lee

can confirm food dye can turn your innards blue and startles ppl performing autopsies so please be courteous and don't die in strange circumstances

So, did it turn your poop blue, or what?

Charlotte Sisman

well that video was revolting.

Ran Schvartz

It’s delicious though; whoever Pocari-man is he’s definitely worth licking

The things you put your body through for our entertainment.

(Gay) Rosencrantz

Pocari sweat tastes of refreshment, that's all I can describe it as.

Judging by your description of the curry, I'm pretty sure it's the exact same one as most of those franchise souvenir curries, just with added blue. I've had the Zettai Curry Children and the Suite Precure curry, and they were equally disappointing (although at least they came with stickers).

I’m glad more of left YouTube is finally talking about the mouthfeel.

"It's the only way to live a life without regrets" it says ... on a box of blue curry with dubious lumps you're just about to eat.

Yvonne  ̴ ̮͠ ̴

Is there an official name for the skelly-man yet?

Andrew H

Sonic Boom is fun!

Dave

This is far from a gourmet meal. The blue dye is a one trick pony.

Sara Hjertkvist

You don't have to do this. We love you just the way you are! My god it's blue you don't have to do this.

Brock Barber

No! No more blue curry!

I have a friend who is a huge fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball team. When my friend turned 25, he was dating a girl who was attending a cullenary school and speciealized in baking. For his birthday party, she made about 8 cakes, all delicious, all different in shape and flavor, all dyed deep deep Dodger blue, and only one of them made extensive use of fondant. I sampled every single cake (even the fondant covered one), some multiple times (not the fondant covered one). The next day, I had green piss and blue shit. But because I also got blackout drunk, I forgot about the cakes and for about 30 minutes I assumed I’d popped my spleen or something. And this was before the US had piddling little Obamacare, so I was doubly screwed. But I’m fine now. If my insides are still blue, they seem to be working properly.

That's lovely, but I actually already have a sachet as well and will probably never use it either! :D

Hbomb

HARRIS!!! i have like one or two full ass sachet packets of pocari sweat from when i went to japan!!! i will never use the stuff so if you want to send it to like ur P.O. box or something, i would love to, because i’d rather someone got some joy out of it!!! i don’t know if it ever goes out of date bc i’m pretty sure it’s like ancient bone dust or smth but i will check it

"Meat-themed objects" is also a key phrase that I intend to start using ironically until it wraps around to being unironic. Like that time when I said "L-O-L rip that guy" out loud during the debrief of a meditation session because I'm a disgusting memeboi.

A_Blinkin'

"I'm going to craft a bigger knife from tree bark." My interest is piqued.

A_Blinkin'

Confirmed: blue curry sonic blood is why I patreosubsribetron

sexy vid alert

This is all just a sick attempt to curry favor with your furry fanbase, n’est ce pas?