Welcome to Branson's Dome! (teaser) 🤠
Added 2019-05-31 11:05:34 +0000 UTCHowdy, Pardner! Come on down to Branson's Dome - a 'lil slice of the Old West re-located to the Outer Solar System! You're all outta luck if whisky's your tipple - but we've got religious fanaticism aplenty, and our geodesic Rad-Shields are guaranteed to protect you from the worst of Jupiter's radiation.*
Now, I'd better skedaddle before Pastor Chang notices that I ain't decent... That feller sure can be a prude, and I wouldn't want to end up in the Hot-Box again!
Adios, Amigos!
* Any statements of guarantee are to be read as colloquial, and are contrary to the current scientific consensus. Branson's Dome accepts no liability for hair loss, IQ loss, religious mania, genital expansion or death.
Comments
Looks like a right friendly place!
BearyBry
2021-08-20 17:55:08 +0000 UTCyummy
Azure
2019-05-31 15:59:38 +0000 UTC*had fingers crossed behind back*
Ryan Fox
2019-05-31 12:27:07 +0000 UTCaside: "Fetch me the HoloNet."
RanliLabz
2019-05-31 11:37:12 +0000 UTCNot the hot-box! Hey wait! Where y'all goin' pardner? Kin I tag along? I'll protect'ya from Chang, ya'll 'll be safer'en a snuggaroo pup with mama watchin the den, trust me I'm SpaceCorps we're the good guys.
Ryan Fox
2019-05-31 11:35:41 +0000 UTCHairy muscly guys are my kryptonite Damn it I am so gay
Reiss
2019-05-31 11:24:52 +0000 UTCYUM
Reiss
2019-05-31 11:22:13 +0000 UTC
