Best of the Worst Spotlight - Cade: The Tortured Crossing
Added 2024-04-20 15:25:33 +0000 UTC
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Please, could anyone explain to me that last joke made by Collin when everybody lost it right after he said it? I am not a native speaker but I would love to know what was the point of it. Thanks!
Miroslav Mamrák
2024-12-19 03:56:16 +0000 UTCI can’t put into words how much I despise Neil Breen.
Tyree
2024-05-05 18:54:45 +0000 UTCWhy is he still releasing DVDs when you can burn your own HD Blu-Rays as well?
Timothy Liebe
2024-04-25 14:05:03 +0000 UTCI asked chat GPT to write a scene in the style of Breen. Neil plays a plumber with psychic powers who addresses congress: [The scene unfolds in the grand hall where the plumber, now wearing a tattered suit and gripping his wrench fiercely, stands defiantly behind the podium facing Congress.] Plumber: [Voice booming with righteous fury] Behold, you corrupt denizens of deceit and greed! Over 2.5 billion people suffer in abject poverty, while your offshore accounts hold $10 trillion in ill-gotten gains! Congressman #1: [Taken aback by the specific numbers] Where are you getting these figures? Plumber: [Gesturing dramatically] The statistics don't lie! Every year, 8 million tons of plastic suffocate our oceans, leading to the extinction of 500,000 species! Congresswoman #2: [In disbelief] Those numbers are astronomical! Plumber: [Eyes blazing] Astronomical indeed! The emissions from your industries have pumped 50 gigatons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, causing irreversible damage to our planet's climate! Congressman #3: [Trying to deflect] These are global issues, not just our responsibility. Plumber: [Voice rising to a crescendo] Responsibility? You bear the weight of 100 million displaced refugees due to wars fueled by corporate interests! And let's not forget the 10 trillion gallons of contaminated water poisoning communities due to lax regulations! Congresswoman #4: [Visibly shaken] This is beyond comprehension! Plumber: [With an air of finality] Beyond comprehension, yes, but not beyond justice! With the power of my mind, I shall rid this world of your corruption once and for all! [As he speaks, the plumber's eyes glow with an otherworldly energy, and a wave of psychic power emanates from him, engulfing Congress in a blinding light.] Plumber: [With determination] Farewell, corrupt Congress! May the universe cleanse itself of your sins! [The scene fades to black as the sound of chaos and screams fills the air, leaving a chilling silence in its wake.] [End of scene]
GammaWu
2024-04-23 09:11:16 +0000 UTC
