Rich Evans
Added 2023-12-01 01:35:04 +0000 UTCThis is what grandpa Mike must deal with. The oblivious clod known as Rich Evans. A bull in a china shop, unaware of the world around him. Never mind. A bull has the capacity to be graceful. Let's say an atomic bomb in a china shop. We at Red Letter Media strive for a clean, functional work environment free of horrid water stains on our wood coffee tables. Then comes the OG ape-man, Rich "dicky do" Evans. He plops his ass on the couch and lays his ever-sweating, water beading, dripping wet plastic McDonald's cup right on the wooden table when a large novelty coaster is mere inches away. Unaware of basic decency. As I edit this video I must stare at this nightmare over and over and over again and when this video comes out please for Larry David's sake, let the world know your outrage as well. #respectthewood.
Comments
Novelty coaster, getthefuckouttahere novelty coaster! Maybe I'm taking Rich's side because I'm a fellow 'coaster ignorer'.
Fredrick Sykes
2024-02-06 01:42:29 +0000 UTCAs a former wood worker (don't start, sex perverts, I assembled cabinets... looking at you Jay) I'm shocked and appalled. You can shave the ape but you can't lead him to a coaster. That old chestnut, ironically a very nice wood.
Elizabeth Thompson
2024-01-05 17:25:06 +0000 UTC#RespectTheEvans
Top Hat Monkey
2023-12-15 04:29:53 +0000 UTCListen I agree with you grandpa Mike but you and your degenerate friends put your filthy shoes on the table and that's way worse!!
cynthia
2023-12-02 21:43:07 +0000 UTC$10,000,000,000 an episode
Alexander Chambers
2023-12-02 18:23:11 +0000 UTCHoly shit this had me laughing so hard I'm crying
Alexander Chambers
2023-12-02 18:22:39 +0000 UTCAs long as he doesn't put his shoes on the furniture. (He doesn't, does he?)
DonMac
2023-12-02 02:26:50 +0000 UTCYou know you've hit late adulthood when you start caring about watermarks on the furniture. LOL
Kai Rinchen
2023-12-01 23:23:55 +0000 UTCHow much does McDonald’s pay Rich Evans to rep their product?
David S
2023-12-01 21:29:45 +0000 UTCI genuinely laughed out loud at Rich “dicky do” Evans.
Eric Anderson
2023-12-01 20:13:40 +0000 UTCNeed some RLM beer mats in the shop (and a whole bunch of extras for Mr. Dicky Do).
Marissa Adams
2023-12-01 14:33:37 +0000 UTCThese Hollywood celebs. I swear they get famous and then just turn into monsters. Shameful, just shameful.
Jeremy Ross
2023-12-01 12:12:11 +0000 UTCMike, you demand perfection from mere mortals, but have you not seen that Rich has combed his hair and styled his beard?
Marvin Falz
2023-12-01 11:15:21 +0000 UTCI guess Rich is so used to stain wood that he just doesn't care anymore.
Henrik Hultin
2023-12-01 10:05:04 +0000 UTCi've been laughing for over 5 minutes non-stop. thank you, grandpa mike.
Jeremy Heynen
2023-12-01 07:34:49 +0000 UTCStop deepfaking drinks on tables in front of Rich. When will it end?
John Campbell
2023-12-01 07:20:04 +0000 UTCYes yes I enjoy when you use Patreon to shitpost ab rich
Christie Ellis
2023-12-01 05:59:40 +0000 UTClost a semi when I saw it was just about a cup
plop
2023-12-01 05:47:24 +0000 UTCI, for one, would be honored to have Rich stain my coffee table
plop
2023-12-01 05:46:17 +0000 UTCTeen wolf and teen witch are the same
TheSingingBush
2023-12-01 05:23:00 +0000 UTCSeems like RLM brand coasters are in order
Matthew Chambers
2023-12-01 05:22:04 +0000 UTCSome can never be tamed.
Beckoning Chasm
2023-12-01 05:15:42 +0000 UTCNow this is the kind of engagement I pay for
Conor
2023-12-01 04:53:38 +0000 UTCWhat a crocodile brain
Shane Watner
2023-12-01 04:06:51 +0000 UTC+1 for a great Curb reference. Here’s another. I respect wood so much I’d take a baseball bat and beat the sh/t out of Rich for disrespecting the table by not using a coaster.
Mike St Louis
2023-12-01 03:39:27 +0000 UTCSheer fucking hubris.
Nada Leona Sheppard
2023-12-01 03:38:46 +0000 UTCI will say this, Rich Evans is allowed nowhere near my wood.
Connor Martin
2023-12-01 03:29:13 +0000 UTCSidenote, that RLM coaster looks perfect for playing dice!
Jason Murillo
2023-12-01 03:05:20 +0000 UTCBetter to treat the table with a couple coats of polyurethane than curse the coarse manners of your dear friend, Mike.
Katy
2023-12-01 02:54:27 +0000 UTCI love Mike’s late-night drunken Patreon rants.
Nathan Smith
2023-12-01 02:47:04 +0000 UTCI'm glad that Mike has found an outlet for his creative writing skills.
Krinkle
2023-12-01 02:36:47 +0000 UTCThe indignity, the shame, the horror! Imagine having THE Rich Evans in your house and having the GALL to attempt to embarrass him by lamenting the sacrifice of your paltry wooden garbage table to his sweaty drink needs? Monstrous!
Ian Woods
2023-12-01 02:23:10 +0000 UTCRich Evans doesn't need a coaster. The world is Rich Evans' coaster.
Tray Erwin
2023-12-01 02:22:38 +0000 UTCI’m going to show this to my girlfriend. Hopefully she’ll take the hint and turn into Rich Evans.
AM
2023-12-01 02:19:50 +0000 UTCMeanwhile Jaystopher Bauman is holding his cup away from the furniture like a good citizen. #BelikeJay
Lisa Nix
2023-12-01 02:14:57 +0000 UTCOmg he is perfect how dare you sir
Stephanie Lloyd
2023-12-01 02:14:14 +0000 UTCthis wouldn't be an issue if the coffee table was a clear display case for an authentic Gremlin
Tom McGraw
2023-12-01 02:13:25 +0000 UTCMake the whole table top a coaster surface, then he’ll put the drink on the floor instead. Problem solved, you’re welcome Mike.
c
2023-12-01 02:10:51 +0000 UTCthe novelty coaster looks too decorative for use. i, too, would have used the coffee table
David Keefner
2023-12-01 02:08:01 +0000 UTCI would shame Rich, but I’ve seen the broken bottles you make him clean up.
Apex Predator
2023-12-01 02:00:16 +0000 UTCI'm going to admit, that subject line made my heart skip a beat.
19day
2023-12-01 01:59:53 +0000 UTCyou had me at "Rich Evans... ever-sweating, water beading, dripping wet..."
Bob H
2023-12-01 01:58:27 +0000 UTCOn top of everything he's hogging all the pillows. A goddamn menace.
Galileo Humpkins
2023-12-01 01:55:45 +0000 UTCHas anyone considered that Rich has a vendetta against coffee tables and is doing this on purpose?
dirtside
2023-12-01 01:52:22 +0000 UTCI bet he has shown a clear consistent lack of respect for wood for decades.
DEREK GLASGOW
2023-12-01 01:49:54 +0000 UTCMike is resentful that his whole world means NOTHING WITHOUT RICH.
Thomas Branch
2023-12-01 01:48:35 +0000 UTCOne of my favorite Seinfeld bits is whenever Jerry answers the phone and before he can even say "hello" George launches into a stressful tirade looking for Jerry's advice but instead he smugly says "who is this?"... I feel like Rich could get him good with one of those, lol
Kate Gottli
2023-12-01 01:46:12 +0000 UTCAfter the whole “juicy Shaq meat” fiasco, you would think Rich Evans would know how to respect the wood.
Jay
2023-12-01 01:43:52 +0000 UTCI always respect Mike's wood
Rhea
2023-12-01 01:43:49 +0000 UTCRich ‘Honey Badger’ Evans
Dion Turner
2023-12-01 01:40:05 +0000 UTCWell, really. What's Jay resting that mug on?
Jason Cooley
2023-12-01 01:40:05 +0000 UTCRich "Raised In A Barn" Evans
Rankin Fithian
2023-12-01 01:39:17 +0000 UTCYeah Rich! Use a coaster!
Andre K
2023-12-01 01:39:11 +0000 UTCYou should probably make a a giant coaster/coffee table thing. Better yet, have him do it!
Jerry Strickland
2023-12-01 01:39:02 +0000 UTCI can't believe this is what is breaking up The Red Letter Media. 💔
Movie Gaga
2023-12-01 01:38:44 +0000 UTCAlways #respectthewood
troutki
2023-12-01 01:38:33 +0000 UTCRich Evan’s is a god among men.
Peter
2023-12-01 01:38:10 +0000 UTCRich, you unimaginable bastard!
Brady Mills
2023-12-01 01:38:05 +0000 UTCJay respects wood.
Michael Wootan
2023-12-01 01:37:48 +0000 UTCRich Evans doesn’t respect wood.
Taylor Hein
2023-12-01 01:37:47 +0000 UTCHave an arrow pointing at this specific location of buffoonery each time it appears, gradually zoomed in further each time
Blake McMillan
2023-12-01 01:37:39 +0000 UTCprobably a nasty ass diet coke too
sacch
2023-12-01 01:37:09 +0000 UTC
