Best of the Worst Sneak Peek
Added 2022-08-30 23:55:35 +0000 UTCThere's still some work to be done on it, but the next Best of the Worst will be coming soon. In the meantime, here's a peek at the movies (which were picked via cover art scavenger hunt). Any guesses??
Comments
Looks like some horseshit movies. I love it.
2022-08-31 11:24:43 +0000 UTC1 - The Long Wait. A friendly, quietly suffering woman, who's stuck in a dysfunctional family, snaps after she had to wait for two hours in line, where she realized how she's been treated like dirt all of her life, and then the guy behind the counter addresses her with a degrading remark. Her anger flares up to the intensity of a thousand suns [see picture], and she goes on a killing spree. 2 - Relieve My Head. After 20 years of constant headache a man experiences relief from his pain by putting on a special helmet [see picture]. The helmet also changes his personality. He becomes a nuisance for everybody whom he encounters, and the situation becomes so painful, he has to decide whether the pain from the constant headache or the psychological pain from the more and more escalating encounters is worse, and whether or not he should take the helmet off for his sake and the sake of the people he's hurting. 3 - Double Gobble or A Tale of Two Turkeys. A fable about two warring turkey factions, who have long forgotten their divine origin and intrinsic unity, until they are visited by a god [see picture] who teaches them to overcome the 'illusion of the fence.' He starts to radiate a growing field of light, as he slowly dissolves into his real form, and leaves the confused but hopeful turkey families to build a society based on the newly learned truth.
Marvin Falz
2022-08-31 09:58:59 +0000 UTCClearly all from The Batman.
Disinterested Handjob
2022-08-31 03:07:17 +0000 UTCNone of them look like a pic from The Last Dinosaur, and that should be your next priority. Richard Boone is an angry, drunk, overweight, great white hunter named Masten Thrust! C'mon! He's like a poor man's Cameron Mitchell!
2022-08-31 02:13:23 +0000 UTCThe middle one looks like a Hellraiser knock-off to me...maybe...
blagh666
2022-08-31 01:59:07 +0000 UTCMiddle one looks like it could be Interface from the last Plinketto!
2022-08-31 01:26:34 +0000 UTCLove your stuff RLM! Keep up the great work, it is sincerely appreciated!
Michael Cooper
2022-08-31 01:21:38 +0000 UTCThink I’ve seen the middle movie, don’t dare hope for Millenium
Jeff Kleist
2022-08-31 01:08:42 +0000 UTCOh God! Three Batman scenes! It's an extravaganza!
Darren Pierce
2022-08-31 00:57:06 +0000 UTCLooks like angry Heather Langenkamp in the first one
YourFriendlyBartender
2022-08-31 00:44:58 +0000 UTCMad Sigourney/ Where's The Rest of My Helmet? / Turkeys! Turkeys! Turkeys!
Top Hat Monkey
2022-08-31 00:36:43 +0000 UTCgod i wish those turkeys were me
roach
2022-08-31 00:23:04 +0000 UTC
