No One's Ever Really Gone

For the first time since 1969.

Kevin Hamula

She's has gone... To Hyperspace!!

John Radoff

I did a double-take when this video showed up on my Google News feed.

Amy Hitchner

Grandma died years ago, but if you never tell social security....

James Smyth

Now bring back your own palpatine

My Patreon money being put to good use. Genius.

Jason Rasmussen

I had to try and not read "No one Severe Religion." And honestly, Severe Religion works too...

CDB Paine

You left out the pink haired lady. Hopefully she really is gone

What they call 'Reylo' has been my main interest in this trilogy and now I feel like it will blow up in my face...

Andréanne Dion

From Plinkett's lips to God's ear.

Dan Schoening

The Rise of Plinkett

Martin Kessler

you say no one's ever really gone but my dad still hasnt come back from getting cigarettes back in 1997

It’s like blue milk that never goes rancid.

Matt Roberts

I bet 1 million quiblets that disney wrote them selfs into a hole.

Yeah, what happened to the boycott?

Percy Gryce

Let it flow through you.

Percy Gryce

Am I going to have to watch the new Star Wars movies to get this joke?

Max Eliaser

The brilliance. You should have included Captain Kirk though.

Tobias

Idea for the next trilogy: let it take place in the Netherworld of the Force. Make some one-sentence-excuse why everybody in the Star Wars universe has recently died (giant doomsday machine finally big enough) and why everybody ever is now a ghost/force ghost. This way you can even further politicize Star Wars (the ideal of inclusion and everybody is the same) and make production cheaper because now you can digitalize everything. No need for actors anymore, just digital artists and programmers. Then for the trilogy after the next trilogy you computerize production, marketing, actually all of Disney, and then after that you replace the audience with computers. This way you create the ultimate infinte feedback loop between producers and consumers, and no one's ever really gone even moar.

Marvin Falz

It's a space soap opera, people just go into comas and fake deaths lmao.

ShishkaBerry

Mike and the RLM team must be so happy that Star Wars will never be really gone so they will always have material to spark the type of creativity that leads to hilarious videos like this.

oh great, something about StarWars (tm) again .... i hope they do comic book movies next

This is exactly what I expected. I love it!

Headsgrowback

I’m really sick of the Star Wars hate.

Tyler Stegall

Bottom ten Star Wars deaths

Rolf Regensburg

Star Wars will never be really gone. Ever. It'll always be there, demanding your attention like a screaming child next to you. Except the child has the bankroll of the largest creative block in the West, a dedicated fanbase, a streaming service, a never-ending flood of multimedia to sate fanboys, interactive theme parks, and more. All dedicated to keeping an IP going forever, making sure it'll never ever be gone--no matter how overexposed or bland or it gets.

John Ryan

REMEMBER OPRAAAHHHH?

Please never change Plinkett. Well even if that happens it's fine because no one's ever really gone.

This is a viral marketing campaign for the newest Bounty Hunter character, Nowun-Severeeligon.

CSL

But when Rich Evans stopped loving Star Wars, was his love ever really gone?

Foxworth

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR?

Also is that some Sleigh Bells mixed over the intro? They rule!

Jessie Leigh

I know what IS gone - my love for Star Wars.

Josh Wright

Nowunseverrillygon

No ones ever gone, really. Nothings gone forever only out of place.

Josh Marjonen

There is no way Plinkett/Mike can boycott this disaster.

Rick Drake

*sitting at a bar with friends* "Oh holy shit we need to watch whatever this is right now." Exquisite timing.

Jessie Leigh

Creepy..and mildly erotic..

Can't wait for Mace Windu to show up and take down Darth Binks