August 2024 Update | Aliens, Assassins, Alchemy, Oh My

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HAPPY AUGUST! I've got so many ideas for audios and fun things planned. Not all of those will be listed on the pinned post so please make sure you're following me on Xwitter (@audioharlot for NSFW, @audioharlo for SFW) or go to my website (audioharlot . com) to stay updated on everything I post. A couple of audios coming to my website were suggested or outlined or written by patrons but wouldn't please Papa Patreon, so if you follow me those other places you will never miss anything no matter where it's posted.

Thank you for all the love over on the new YT channel! I'm really excited to post both new things and flashbacks over there. The fresh start has been amazing, even if it took me a little bit to adjust.

NEW SERIES INCOMING x3 (+ 1 Current Series Update)

I've been marinating on these ideas for months and I'm ready to start them!

ADORABLE ASSASSIN FALLS FOR YOUR CHARMS Season 2

The character from the original 4-part series returns for more adventures with you. It's been three years since you rescued each other and by all outward appearances you're the perfect family living in the perfect house. But like most suburbs, all isn't exactly what it seems, and soon enough you find yourself in a new pot of hot water.

I had so much fun refreshing the old series that I decided I would like to return to these characters and see where they are three years later.

HUNTING THE MAGE'S DAUGHTER

You're a mercenary hired by a local mage to track down and return his daughter to him. When you finally find her in some backwater village slinging potions in a shop, she makes it very clear she has no intention of going back with you, so you might just have to tie her up and throw her on the back of your horse.

I wrote this idea down and outlined a few episodes after I played a ton of Skyrim, so it takes place in Not-So-Tamriel. These are original characters and while I may include some nods to famous landmarks and taverns in the game, it's very much "inspired by" and not "taking place in"! I've planned out some twists and turns and I can't wait to tell the story to you.

AL"CUM"IST AUDI & THE AMAZING ORGASM

A polyamorous pansexual alchemist accidentally discovers the magical properties of cum so she fucks her way across the city to milk enough to craft the world's most powerful sexual elixirs and save her potion shop.

This series is going to be my biggest pansexual moment ever. Some audios will be F4M, some F4F, some orgy action, a little kink, and a whole lot of cum collecting. I'll give more details about the lore in the first episode post, but I'm really looking forward to exploring this idea. It's set in a futuristic, cyberpunk alternate future and you know I'm weak for that.

LOVE IS ALIEN

Just because it's taking me forever doesn't mean it's been abandoned! It's simply marinating.

A PERSONAL NOTE:

Honing in on audios and writing and making that my main focus has really helped me decide what direction I want to move in. Taking the extra time to myself at the beginning of last month helped me reset. While I've had some trouble with focus and a few bad artist brain moments over the last 30 days, I'm feeling very good about my goals and motivated to tell a bunch of stories and have a lot of fun this month.

I may be a little bit absent for the first week of August -this weekend is my mother's celebration of life. I may need a couple of days to myself or I may be perfectly fine, but since I'm not sure which way my emotions will take me, I've opted to just take those days off of all socials and comment sections. Thank you to everyone who's been patient with me as I've been working through my grief - I've been having a hard time with this and if I'm not moving fast enough through it for you, I invite you to examine your humanity. Most of you have been extremely kind, some of you have not, but either way I still appreciate you giving me a chance and supporting me for as long as you have. I'm looking forward to the closure this weekend will bring and will resume regular posting next week.

IN CONCLUSION:

Thank you for sticking with me for another month! Don't forget that the pinned post will have most of this month's release dates and audio titles as well as important links. Feel free to comment if you have any questions, or just tell me what your favorite breakfast food is. Mine is eggs - hardboiled, scrambled, in an omelet, fried - I just love eggs.

HAVE AN AMAZING DAY, BABES.

Tell yourself you're good looking today, because you are. You look hot.

XOXO Audi